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June 09, 2006

Translate The Mumble

Traderrob's post has me, like you, asking "what did Zarqawi mumble?"

Feel free to submit your translation of Z-man's last words in the comments.

Posted by: Vinnie at 05:19 PM | Comments (72) | Add Comment
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1 I have a woody for Hillary.

Posted by: Darth Vag at June 09, 2006 05:25 PM (+nlyI)

2 This is not blood on my face. It's Andrew Sullivan's ejaculate.

Posted by: Darth Vag at June 09, 2006 05:26 PM (+nlyI)

3 Nancy Pelosi needs a burkha. Her plasticized, surgically modified face is unnatural.

Posted by: Darth Vag at June 09, 2006 05:30 PM (+nlyI)

4 Wait a second you guys, don't you know I'm on your side? Look, here's my CIA badge!

Posted by: truthpusher at June 09, 2006 05:37 PM (cBkfw)

5 ".......Rosebud!"

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at June 09, 2006 05:39 PM (Ffvoi)

6 "This doesn't count - you guys cheated. You didn't give me a chance to hide behind some women and children."

Posted by: Graeme at June 09, 2006 05:51 PM (6HVt+)

7 Ceci n'est pas un pipe.

Posted by: a4g at June 09, 2006 05:56 PM (r9BEL)

8 Markos will carry my mantle.

Posted by: Darth Vag at June 09, 2006 05:57 PM (+nlyI)

9 Gore must have been right... somehow this was related to climate change.

Posted by: Darth Vag at June 09, 2006 06:12 PM (+nlyI)

10 Osama's location is... is... is... ... >urk<

Posted by: Gordon at June 09, 2006 06:16 PM (8WL8T)

11 My man Pete Stark will tell you what this is all about!

Posted by: Darth Vag at June 09, 2006 06:18 PM (+nlyI)

12 If I learn English, will you give me amnesty?

Posted by: Darth Vag at June 09, 2006 06:23 PM (+nlyI)

13 Zman:â€The leg boneâ€™s connected to the knee bone, the knee boneâ€™s connected to the thigh bone, the thigh boneâ€™s connected toâ€¦.wait a sec, I was gonna need those. Thereâ€™s gonna be 72 unhappy virgins.â€

Posted by: kaos at June 09, 2006 06:26 PM (fwmWr)

14 Are you callin' that an ATTACK? I barely fel..... uuhhhhhhh

Posted by: n.a. palm at June 09, 2006 06:32 PM (AUFil)

15 Allah! Who are those 72 men with the gi-normous woodies?

Posted by: Rhymes With Right at June 09, 2006 06:38 PM (MhqKt)

16 Mommie!

Posted by: Leatherneck at June 09, 2006 07:00 PM (D2g/j)

17 "I did it for... Johnny."

Posted by: Robert Crawford at June 09, 2006 07:06 PM (Gn9tM)

18 Just let me say, before I die, something honest and profound... Instapundit really is more faux-anti-establishment than I am, and with all his cheesy CNN appearances, he is as much a component of the main-stream-media as I am.

Posted by: Darth Vag at June 09, 2006 07:11 PM (+nlyI)

19 One, Two , Three, Four, I LOVE THE MARINE CORP!

Posted by: Leatherneck at June 09, 2006 07:14 PM (D2g/j)

20 Tell Cindy I love her.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at June 09, 2006 07:18 PM (8e/V4)

21 Zarqawi: There... is... another... Pelo...si

Corpse fades away - cut to next scene.
Zarqawi in hell, standing next to Mohammad.
Both are holding 72 raisins.

Zarqawi: Dude, WTF?!?!?!
This is my reward?
Mohammad: What? I wrote it down so you would all know!

Posted by: Ernie Oporto at June 09, 2006 07:20 PM (WvUov)

22 "My nuts hurt."

Posted by: cobalt blue at June 09, 2006 07:25 PM (cJXpZ)

23 Murtha gets first dibs on my shrunken head collection.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at June 09, 2006 07:35 PM (8e/V4)

24 Who's foot is that up my ass, Holy Shiite it's mine!

Posted by: traderrob at June 09, 2006 07:39 PM (3al54)

25 There should be a contest! Some of these quotes are hilarious!

Here are some of my last words for Zarcoward:

"Get House! He can fix me up....he can do anything!"

"Osama's working in the Bronx...."

"Allah Abdar! Those aren't virgins!"

"Tell Bush I was only kidding"

Posted by: Laura at June 09, 2006 07:45 PM (WeRWZ)

26 I forgot to take the potato out of the microwave

Posted by: pka at June 09, 2006 07:50 PM (A7S/s)

27 "Tell my goat I love him"

Posted by: traderrob at June 09, 2006 07:57 PM (3al54)

28 "Just pour some juice on me!"

Posted by: Harkonnendog at June 09, 2006 07:58 PM (+6yBp)

29 Yo, jarhead! Tell my sweetie Saddam, I'll see him soon.

Posted by: changehappens at June 09, 2006 08:08 PM (hGibF)

30 Please! In the name of Allah the All Merciful! Pull that palm tree out of my ass before I...

Posted by: sig94 at June 09, 2006 08:17 PM (BnMdL)

31 Tell Sully that I still despise Bush more than he does.

Posted by: Darth Vag at June 09, 2006 08:19 PM (+nlyI)

32 Tell Jodie Foster she's welcome to my BEARD once I'm gone...

Posted by: Darth Vag at June 09, 2006 08:24 PM (+nlyI)

33 I confess: I lost my virginity to a sow.
But it beats Bill Clinton, who lost his virginity to a bitch!

Posted by: Darth Vag at June 09, 2006 08:34 PM (+nlyI)

34 Why did I only attract extremists and dupes to my cause... such as Michael Berg?

Posted by: Darth Vag at June 09, 2006 08:38 PM (+nlyI)

35
stop pointing the gun infidel, I'm armless.

Posted by: davec at June 09, 2006 08:49 PM (CcXvt)

36 JESUS help me.
aka (oh shit)

Posted by: greyrooster at June 09, 2006 08:52 PM (4Ospb)

37 Damn, I knew I shouldn't have been smoking right after that fart!

Posted by: Ansar al-Kufir at June 09, 2006 09:00 PM (MjrQO)

38 Even if I die, my allies, the Democrats, will continue gang-raping America...

Posted by: Darth Vag at June 09, 2006 09:01 PM (+nlyI)

39 How bout them Cowboys!!!

Posted by: dick at June 09, 2006 09:30 PM (tCX8Q)

40 "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME: I WAS JUST ACCPETED TO YALE!?!?"

Posted by: reliapundit at June 09, 2006 09:34 PM (cjcmd)

41 "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME: I WAS JUST ACCEPTED TO YALE!?!?"

Posted by: reliapundit at June 09, 2006 09:34 PM (cjcmd)

42 do me a favore...
Call Osama...
adress:BFE
tell him to go to the bombed out safehouse..
im so sorry..

Posted by: Fernando Rivera at June 09, 2006 09:52 PM (rfru1)

43 "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME: I WAS JUST ACCEPTED TO YALE!?!?"

roflmao!!!

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at June 09, 2006 09:55 PM (8e/V4)

44 Someone set up us the bomb!

Posted by: Cybrludite at June 09, 2006 10:55 PM (XFoEH)

45 "Why are my ears ringing?.. Abdul!?, Where did you get the U.S. Army unif...? Oh., sh*t..

Posted by: Yankee Division Son at June 09, 2006 11:26 PM (dFnia)

46 MASSACHUSETTS REPUBLICANS TOP TEN LIST OF WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN
ZARQAWI (spelled wrong) LAST WORDS

#10 Ok, so who cut the cheese?

#9 I wonder who Oprah is wearing at the Oscars this year?

#8 Hey! Thatâ€™s my pork chop!

#7 I probably shouldnâ€™t pick at this scab.

#6 Will my HMO cover this?

#5 That was fun! Can I go again?

#4 Thatâ€™s the last time I stay in this hotel.

#3 How much is that doggy in the window?

#2 Iâ€™M not cleaning THIS mess up!

And the #1 last thing Zarqawi said? Hey Abdullah! Pull my finger!

Posted by: massachusetts republican at June 10, 2006 12:33 AM (PDTB2)

47 The grail is in the castle.........AAAAaaaaarrrrgh!

Posted by: REMF at June 10, 2006 03:27 AM (7RMSi)

48 I... just saved... a lot of... money... by switching... to... gaaaack!

Posted by: Cybrludite at June 10, 2006 03:47 AM (XFoEH)

49 "Curses! Foiled again!"

"Ach, Mein Leben!"

"'Tis only a flesh wound!"

"Oops."

"Is THIS what I had for breakfast?"

Posted by: Ursus Maritimus at June 10, 2006 05:16 AM (wJFAy)

50 Just to make it an even 50 comments:

"Stay gold, Ponyboy..."

Posted by: Vinnie at June 10, 2006 05:58 AM (/qy9A)

51 Has to be Monty Pythons - The Black Knight from The Holy Grail: "Tis but a sratch." or maybe "I feel happy"

Posted by: Fidothedog at June 10, 2006 06:00 AM (3J5pE)

52 Zarqawi: Praise allah you didn't capture me and put underwear on my head.

Army Guy: dude- no one is going to waste a good pair of jockeys on you. Do you know what the turn around is for laundry? And half the time they loose most of it! Besides that your brain in sliding out the back of your head!

Posted by: Cindy not sheehan at June 10, 2006 07:16 AM (aThcF)

53 "This is not good THIS IS NOT GOOD!"

Posted by: Barry at June 10, 2006 08:15 AM (kKjaJ)

54 I have failed you Murtha, i have failed you....

Posted by: Hossman at June 10, 2006 09:53 AM (4Ecw4)

55 "Osama has been selling pizza in Pittsburgh."

Posted by: mike at June 10, 2006 10:43 AM (Ge0/V)

56 "Give me a cigarette!"

"Allah Akbar! Can you hear me now?"

"My ass hurts...where's the Preparation H?"

"Forgive them Allah, for they know not what they do!"

"Where's Father O'Brian? I want last rites!"

Posted by: Laura at June 10, 2006 10:47 AM (WeRWZ)

57 Hey Rusty, are you gonna give out a prize for the best "mumble"? This is the greatest thing since the caption quotes under the pictures!!!

"Tell Laura I Love Her"...hehehe, just thought of that one!!

Posted by: Laura at June 10, 2006 10:55 AM (WeRWZ)

58 "Rosebud..."
(Rosebud was the name of his favorite goat.)

Posted by: G'Knark at June 10, 2006 11:57 AM (/UAJE)

59 "Gee, I could have had a V-9!"

Posted by: Consul-At-Arms at June 10, 2006 11:59 AM (SgHnC)

60 What's that smell? Is someone frying baloney? Oh my God!

Posted by: Thrill at June 10, 2006 01:45 PM (DYb4r)

61 Polo

Posted by: Ace at June 10, 2006 03:40 PM (8zgOa)

62 Game over, man. Game over!

Posted by: paul at June 10, 2006 04:02 PM (Fszcs)

63 Does this stretcher make my butt look big?

Posted by: Oyster at June 10, 2006 05:52 PM (YudAC)

64 "ahhhh you are standing on my nuts"

Posted by: Filthy Allah at June 10, 2006 07:37 PM (M5UpE)

65 No!!! BUD LIGHT!

Posted by: Kafiruf_Maximus at June 10, 2006 10:46 PM (4jIQm)

66 OT sowwy. Love that un-glorius death

just an undescript RAT chuncked into an undescript bucket of piss in the night...

Posted by: Kafirus_Maximus at June 10, 2006 10:48 PM (4jIQm)

67 That's not a dent - that's a target acquisition point.

Posted by: hondo at June 11, 2006 06:58 AM (MVgHp)

68 "Oh sweet Neil Patrick Harris...how I never got to have you."

Posted by: Ernie Oporto at June 11, 2006 07:09 AM (WvUov)

69 "Tell Michael it was only business"

Posted by: Laura at June 11, 2006 08:13 AM (WeRWZ)

70 And another one in the grand tradition of monty Python:

"Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left."

Posted by: Oyster at June 11, 2006 02:29 PM (YudAC)

71 *slaps forehead, leaves dent*

"I shoulda had a V-8!"

Posted by: Laura at June 11, 2006 06:38 PM (WeRWZ)

72 What do you mean no virgins?

Posted by: Lady Lexington at June 12, 2006 12:36 AM (hpeGC)

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