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August 08, 2006

The You Can Be A Reuters Stringer Too! Karnival

In the spirit of past Karnivals, now seems like a good time to showcase your talents for the good folks at Reuters, who seem to be looking for a new "freelance" photographer in Lebanon.

Email your submission to vinceautmorire@gmail.com, and it will be added.

Feel free to put your URL in your submission.

Here's my entry:

Zionist oppressor Jack Bauer takes aim at an innocent Lebanese woman running from Israeli aggression. Photo by Margareuterville/Vinnie O'Mire.

The All Seeing Eye:

"This is a photo of the legendary Cedars of Lebanon in flames after being intentionally and ruthlessly firebombed by voracious IAF warplanes.

The brutal and senseless Israeli attack left hundreds of indigenous Ewoks homeless, and at least 56 3 are believed to have been irreparably singed. The Ewoks deny any involvement with Hizb'Allah or any other militia groups."

Darleen Click:

William Teach:

Randy:

"As a woman who travels with this photographer to pose in front of every destroyed building in Lebanon to pretend it's her home poses for this image, her friend Cindy Sheehan makes plans for Camp Hezbollah. August 8, 2006 (Randy Al-Hajj / Reutwinged.comers)"

Linda:

Evil Jewish troll stomps Lebanon.

Bluto:

The mystery of the ubiqitous "Green Helmet" solved: "Green Helmet" is actually the famous Qana sextuplets. The Dread Pundit Bluto

Another from All-Seeing Eye:

"A Beirut woman laments the tragic destruction of her moisture farm by yet another brutal and senseless Zionist raid. At least ~~526~~ 40 two local residents were killed in the deadly genocidal massacre. At least four others are missing."

Beth

Another Beth:

Sultan Knish (with more here):

More Linda:

Is that George Lucas?

Pete's Damascus Dreamin':

Psycmeistr

Poor ~~Hezbollah terrorists~~ ~~Lesbianese~~ innocent Lebanese civilians search through rubble after Israeli Zionists pelted their compound with giant bagels. (Photo by Rooters)

Pillage Idiot

Patrick al-Kafir

Robert:

Anonymous via Linda's email:

More Bluto:

"Add-on Jihadi Hajj explains the art of "photographic dust removal"
at a hastily called news conference"

The Cranky Neocon

Annika

The Shaved Ape:

"Zionist Jawas are seen moments after destroying a neighborhood in southern Beirut."

Beth of Bluestar Chronicles:

Adnan Hajj finds Fidel in Beirut.

More from Bluestar Chronicles:

Sondra K:

The following contain graphic images

PTG

More Pillage Idiot:

Posted by: Vinnie at 12:11 AM | Comments (23) | Add Comment
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1 hahaha! That's a good 'un, Vinnie.

Posted by: Oyster at August 08, 2006 06:55 AM (YudAC)

2 Damn Vinnie, that's evil! My entry is coming soon. I can't wait until I get home tonight!

Posted by: Gordon at August 08, 2006 08:11 AM (GzHh/)

3 Actually it's a true picture of Goodie, Lt committing the bravest act of his life.

Posted by: greyrooster at August 08, 2006 10:56 AM (67zYy)

4 Shoot them in the head, kill the brain. That's the only way to kill zombies, right. I can't stand zombies who can't be killed .

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at August 08, 2006 10:59 AM (8e/V4)

5 Great idea, Vinnie--and great pics.

Posted by: The All Seeing Eye at August 08, 2006 11:52 AM (JBdud)

6 This post cracked me the hell up. Loved the evil Jewish troll, and your Jack Bauer one best, Vinnie.

Perhaps I'll do some photoshopping once I get to work where the photoshop is.

Keep up the good work.

Posted by: "Pink Eyed" Jim Cortina at August 08, 2006 11:56 AM (QBzHJ)

7 Clever.

Posted by: Rod Stanton at August 08, 2006 01:44 PM (Xmpee)

8 Loved the Sheehan bit--I sent my submission and it can be found here.

Posted by: Leo Pusateri at August 08, 2006 02:27 PM (kpWUF)

9 way too much fun Vinnie, thanks for laugh. I really needed it today!

Posted by: LindaSoG at August 08, 2006 06:18 PM (GBBmd)

10 Mine is here. Compared to what's already up, I'm kinda embarassed.

Posted by: Gordon at August 08, 2006 06:21 PM (8WL8T)

11 Funny stuff! I miss Uncle Fester.

Posted by: Leatherneck at August 08, 2006 08:32 PM (D2g/j)

12 These are really great! I just love it. I think everyone should be offered photoshopping positions with Reuters!

Posted by: beth at August 08, 2006 09:07 PM (X6tm3)

13 great pictures!!!

Posted by: juana at August 09, 2006 01:17 AM (+oWgl)

14 Leave it to Beth to sneak in a goatse.
LoL!

Posted by: LindaSoG at August 09, 2006 12:11 PM (GBBmd)

15 This is a great idea / competition. We submitted one. It can be seen here if it is too big to fit on the competition page.

Thanks for letting us play.

Posted by: Team Swap at August 09, 2006 03:30 PM (ENrSw)

16 Will this get us banned in Lebanon?

Posted by: William Teach at August 09, 2006 05:40 PM (doAuV)

17 We can only hope William, we can only hope.

Posted by: Team Swap at August 09, 2006 06:54 PM (VOOjU)

18 I thought I had posted this last night... oops...

Here's mine.. Nothing spectacular.

Posted by: DaveS at August 10, 2006 08:48 AM (1R6cr)

19 This may be the funniest thing I've EVER seen on the internet. The Enterprise photo was my favorite...what about one with the dude in the backpack standing on top of the WTC?

Posted by: Tracie at August 10, 2006 02:28 PM (H6O74)

20 Don't forget ours!

Posted by: TLA at August 10, 2006 02:40 PM (xp+hL)

21 Excellent !!

Posted by: sro france at August 10, 2006 03:21 PM (ha8kf)

22 Great stuff!

We've taken it one step further -- a contest to add the garden gnome to Lebanon -- with prizes!

http://ogresview.mu.nu/archives/190326.php

Posted by: Ogre at August 11, 2006 08:03 AM (/k+l4)

23 My personal favorite is the Godzilla one

Posted by: Sarah at August 11, 2006 09:03 AM (O6RJE)

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