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January 10, 2006

The Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Matrix Edition

Caption this photo of regular commenter Agent Smith:

Fatwas will be issued.

Someday.

***Fatwas Issued***

Stephen Macklin - "I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance."

lawhawk - "Do you hear that sound Ms. Sheehan. That is the sound of your 15 minutes in an endless feedback loop. It is the sound of your doom.

Goodbye Ms. Sheehan."

Brad - "There is Mr. Liberal, that shows up to work, pays their taxes, and is a productive member of the community. Then there is Donk, a revolutionary behind the computer screen, cheering on the goat-herders-with-a-cause.

Only one of you has a future.

Which one will it be?"

Honorable mention to Mr. Venom - "I can't keep my mouth open forever. Hopefully Vinnie dishes out some fatwas soon."

Posted by: Vinnie at 09:04 PM | Comments (27) | Add Comment
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1 After a hard day's work of speaking in pointless, single sentences, Agent Smith realised something that brought him unspeakable joy: it was Friday night, Priscilla, Queen of the Desert was parked outside and today was the day Agent Brown finally completed his sword swallowing course.

**** cue soundtrack: It's raining Men by The Weathergirls****

Posted by: Graeme at January 08, 2006 04:29 AM (tUIkN)

2 Agent Smith fills the quote bubble: "All your podlings are belong to us!"

Posted by: Agent Smith at January 08, 2006 04:53 AM (FRWM+)

3 "Hah, Neo-con. Agent Brown has searched all your cabinets for cookies for the Architect."

Posted by: Oyster at January 08, 2006 07:59 AM (YudAC)

4 "I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance"

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at January 08, 2006 08:27 AM (DdRjH)

5 Agent Smith believes the botox injection went well.

Posted by: thirdee at January 08, 2006 08:46 AM (y3fqX)

6 "oi! Agent Brown! That feels so gooooood!"

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at January 08, 2006 10:11 AM (8e/V4)

7 "I MADE IN MY PANTS!!!"

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 08, 2006 10:12 AM (0yYS2)

8 I'm going to tell the NY Times that Bush caused my ingrown toenail. Let's see if they run with it!

Posted by: D.P. at January 08, 2006 12:38 PM (M7kiy)

9 " I am from the almighty totalitarian state. I am an agent of goerge Bush. you no longer have a constitution. we are watching you. you must give up your liberty to preserve liberty. war is peace, freedom is ignorance, we will fill you full of 2 minutes of hate. believe, obey!" - Agent smith

Posted by: ernie at January 08, 2006 12:39 PM (X4Dyg)

10 I confess, I am a brainless idiot!

Posted by: jesusland joe at January 08, 2006 12:39 PM (rUyw4)

11 There is Mr. Liberal, that shows up to work, pays their taxes, and is a productive member of the community. Then there is Donk, a revolutionary behind the computer screen, cheering on the goat-herders-with-a-cause.

Only one of you has a future.

Which one will it be?

Posted by: Brad at January 08, 2006 02:24 PM (LVVcX)

12 Brad, you give them too much credit. Liberals can hardly be called productive members of society because their seditious actions negate any good any of them might do, so on the whole, they are a detriment.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 08, 2006 02:34 PM (0yYS2)

13 You can either cooperate with us in finding Rusty Shackleford, Mr. Anderson, or not. Either way, you will help us find him.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at January 08, 2006 03:19 PM (JQjhA)

14 I love Chimpy McHaliburton!

Posted by: Mychimo at January 08, 2006 03:20 PM (ivn0c)

15 Behold my greatest creation of Evil & I shall call it Cindy Sheehan! Bwahhahaha!

Posted by: PMain at January 08, 2006 04:17 PM (ImHPa)

16
"Like most moonbats I suffered from erectile dysfunction, due to my paranoid bedwetting fears of the U.S Government, it took the lead out of my pencil -- if you know what I mean.

A Levitra pill bought back my manhood, so there is no wonder I'm smilin' "

Posted by: dave at January 08, 2006 05:06 PM (CcXvt)

17 Yes, my liberal brothers and I (you know, the bleeding-heart, well-armed ones in Montana who yack about small government and keep seeing black helicopters. You know...liberals) fear the U.S. government. But I think we're winning...

Posted by: kip at January 08, 2006 06:35 PM (oxMjD)

18 Do you hear that sound Ms. Sheehan. That is the sound of your 15 minutes in an endless feedback loop. It is the sound of your doom.

Goodbye Ms. Sheehan.

---

Ms. Sheehan.
Welcome back.
We missed you.
And so did the NYT. And WaPo. And all the other deviant programs in the Matrix.

Posted by: lawhawk at January 08, 2006 09:26 PM (AdpPU)

19 "Glenn Reynolds is making puppy smoothies -- yummy!"

Posted by: Rhymes With Right at January 08, 2006 10:36 PM (iy7Eg)

20 I can't think of anything - but at least he picked a trilogy characterization with "character" - I mean - he could have portrayed Yoda or worse - frodo.

Posted by: hondo at January 08, 2006 11:36 PM (3aakz)

21 "Ok, now YOU guess what I had for lunch."

Posted by: Venom at January 09, 2006 08:56 AM (dbxVM)

22 "How come that faggot Aragorn gets all the hot chicks, huh? Riddle me that, Mister Baggins!"

Oh, sorry. Wrong movie.

Posted by: mojo at January 09, 2006 10:53 AM (+Mzet)

23 Howie will you please delete me?

Posted by: Howie at January 09, 2006 02:47 PM (D3+20)

24 "I can't keep my mouth open forever. Hopefully Vinnie dishes out some fatwas soon."

Posted by: Venom at January 10, 2006 08:53 AM (dbxVM)

25 This afternoon/early evening, I swear!

Posted by: Vinnie at January 10, 2006 09:56 AM (Kr6/f)

26 "My idol is Ned Ryerson. You know him, from "Groundhog Day?" 'Am I right or am I right or am I right?'

Posted by: Steve Sharon at January 11, 2006 07:13 AM (Ubxc6)

27 Koran flushing time!

Posted by: anonymous at January 11, 2006 03:39 PM (G1Jqj)

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