I would like to offer up a sincere thanks to our America-hating leftists.

You see, tomorrow is THE patriotic holiday of the year. It's so patriotic, even leftists who don't hate America (re: Joe Lieberman) will celebrate.

But those who do hate America deserve my undying thanks on this 4th of July.

They will man the ramparts, keep a watchful eye, and do their assigned duties.

The America-hating leftists of this country will staff the convenience stores, grocery stores, and the restaurants in our grand nation while we honor those who gave them the freedom to be imbeciles. They will curse the flag we are flying proudly, cringe at the sound of "The Star Spangled Banner," and wet their pants at the sound of Air Force jets flying overhead while they ring up my purchase.

So thank you, America-hating leftists*, because I'll need to buy beer tomorrow. *this post is not intended to dump on good, honest, hard working non-America hating leftist Americans willing to work for extra holiday pay. Or forced to work on the holiday.

You can tell the difference. America-haters will serve you with a smile, the rest will be pissed off that they're working the holiday, or regretting they volunteered.

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