Dearest Adam aka Azzam the American,

Thank you for the invitation to your death cult meeting this Friday. All five times this Friday. And every Friday after that. Well, that's sort of simplistic, I know. It's actually five times a day every day for the rest of my life.

Unfortunately, I will be unable to attend.

As much as I would like to engage in 7th Century barbaric practices, I happen to have my own religion at the moment. You may have heard of it, it's called "Catholic."

Sure, at one time, my religion engaged in 7th Century barbaric practices, but, we've pretty much gave them up. And sure, we have some issues to work out even now, but nothing that compares to strapping on a bomb belt and blowing yourself up in an Israeli pizzeria. Or flying 757s into skyscrapers.

As an aside, did you know there are 1.7 billion Catholics alone, out of 2.1 billion Christians, in the world?

Think about that the next time you whine about me offending 1.2 billion muslims with the term "Islamotard."

Anyway, thanks for the invite, but I'd rather stay with my religion at the moment. After all, we were the ones who invented "The Crusades."

Enjoy your gruesome death.

Infidelously yours,

Vinnie.

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