July 07, 2006

Professional Mistress: Not Good Job

...or so say the Japanese. Who knew there were websites to select your mistress, get a free test drive, and then sign a contract for fees and services?

Hikawa enrolled in an online matchmaking service where women upload their profile and photos for free and the men pay an annual fee running into several hundred thousand yen. For that sum, men can choose the registered women they fancy and are permitted to take them on a date on the premise that if they enjoy each other's company, they will enter a contract for the woman to become a mistress.

"On the day after I registered, I was introduced to two guys and I picked the one most likely to have multiple mistresses. That way, he'd probably have more money around I could also get away with meeting him less but still getting paid," the shrewd 26-year-old credit card company worker tells Spa! "Before you agree to sign a contract, there's a tryout romp. I used every technique I'd ever learned with every other guy I'd slept with, put all my effort into the session and really tried to sell myself. I refused to be passive, jumping on top and spending at least 10 minutes performing xxxxxxxx."

So far, so good. High pay for difficult work. The downside, heavily edited for your safety:

"He bought me presents like saucy lingerie and even an xxxx xxxxx. I was more like his xxxxxxx than a lover. One time during xxx, he suddenly xxxxxx his xxxx in without a word of warning," the 27-year-old woman tells Spa! "I was tempted to call the cops on him."

$1000-2000 per month ain't worth experiencing that last paragraph.

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1 JAWA REPORT?

Posted by: greyrooster at July 07, 2006 09:57 AM (Cha30)

2 Lord, I hate agreeing with the Klansman, but...

Posted by: jd at July 07, 2006 05:45 PM (aqTJB)

3 Klansmen have big sausages. You would like them.

Posted by: greyrooster at July 07, 2006 05:56 PM (BjPXu)

4 Chris

I am starting to wonder about you. Maybe it is an obsession and I just haven't seen it.

Posted by: hondo at July 07, 2006 09:12 PM (MVgHp)

5 It's odd. I post the same stuff at my own blog (along with daily roundups and various rants) and get great email and have a pretty solid readership. Maybe I am more of an Ace of Spades guy than a Jawa Report guy.

In any case, I am American but I live in Asia so I like posting about Asia, especially the weirder stuff here. The controversy, hostility and racist comments that my posts generate are amazing to me.

Posted by: Chris at July 08, 2006 12:41 AM (5ve1C)

6 Point of clarification: I also think the racial talk about the models you pose is disgusting. And I really don't have a big problem with the photos. My own view is that it just doesn't seem like value-added. There are so many places on the net to get cheesecake photos of hot girls. But if you keep it below the fold, so it doesn't get people into worksite trouble...rock on.

Posted by: jd at July 08, 2006 10:01 PM (DQYHA)

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