The story about Bin Laden attempting to poison cocaine is just dying for a contest. A headline/post title contest.
The winner will have the satisfaction of knowing that he/she made thousands of people spew drinks on screens, hit their head from falling off the chair, or even peeing their pants.
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"Get a whiff of Bin Laden, Frangrance for Men!"
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at July 26, 2005 06:27 PM (ScqM8)
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OBL now referred to as "Bad Blow" in the gay communities.
Posted by: RomeoDelta at July 26, 2005 06:31 PM (AHaCg)
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Bin Laden reveals toxic coke plan stolen from Whoopi Goldberg film "Fatal Beauty"
Goldberg denies next "Comic Relief" to be broadcast from Tora Bora.
Posted by: Jim at July 26, 2005 06:49 PM (ponKd)
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"Thousands of coke addicts poisoned, seek help from Homeland Security"
Posted by: Ariya at July 26, 2005 06:55 PM (noCGr)
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Bin Laden "Nose" He Wants To "Blow" Up The American Underground.
Posted by: Jay at July 26, 2005 06:55 PM (BKqRl)
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Bin Laden's New Strategy: Killer Blow
Tony Montana was unavailable for comment.
Posted by: lawhawk at July 26, 2005 07:26 PM (JV3XP)
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Klanrooster's www.spreadingsantorum.com lube and UBL armpit hair brush mix, perfect for you!!!
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at July 26, 2005 08:01 PM (ScqM8)
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Jesusland's nose is so worn out from Coke that he balls it up in Vaseline and rams it up his horrible orifice.
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at July 26, 2005 08:09 PM (ScqM8)
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Downing Street Moron: Your attempts to be funny are a failure just like you. How's it feel to be a big lipped, nappy headed faggot.
Don't you know you will never be anything except what you were brought here to be. Boy. Tote that bail.
Posted by: greyrooster at July 26, 2005 08:18 PM (CBNGy)
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This is lame, really lame, but in an attempt to help out, below is my submission.
"Sniff films and Bin Laden join in Columbia"
You don't like that one? Hmmmm. Let's try:
"Bin Laden Targets Liberals Indiscriminately"
Too harsh? Let's do this then.
"Bin Laden Leaves Poppy for Blow"
Posted by: Chad at July 26, 2005 08:58 PM (8WaYp)
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Klanrooster,
The biggest, hairiest boar has been driving his point home to you while you've been hunched over the wildly sloshing oil barrel. Stop fighting America, dammit! Bush is the traitor just like Bin Laden - and you follow him slavishly even though he is screwing you over. I really feel sorry for you in your racist blindness. Bush sent your kid over to the sandbox to fight for his corporate oil company backers. How does that feel? You should be really mad at that prick for what he has done.. Bush, who got money from Bin Laden via James Bath is now prostituting and smashing our valiant Army over there. If he's not a goddamned traitor, I don't know who is...
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at July 26, 2005 09:01 PM (ScqM8)
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DSM can sure ruin a fun post cant he???...just like a spineless, cowardly liberal...this is supposed to be for fun and he JUST HAS to bring in the insults and polotics...DSM, you are a sorry excuse for a human being....sad, lonely little man is exactly what you are
Posted by: THANOS35 at July 26, 2005 09:02 PM (9gFP6)
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TANOS,
Do you want Klanrooster's lover-boar to come for you, too?
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at July 26, 2005 09:05 PM (ScqM8)
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Farty Pants Weasel Dust...
/got nothing
Posted by: Princess Kimberley at July 26, 2005 09:10 PM (LNA9X)
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Does Rusty let us ban people?
Posted by: See-Dubya at July 26, 2005 09:10 PM (fUAK4)
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I dunno, even if we could, I wouldn't unless he gave the o.k.
Playing whack-a-troll on our own posts is acceptable, but I've got better things to do with my time.
Posted by: Mad Dog Vinnie at July 26, 2005 09:15 PM (Kr6/f)
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thats all you got boy???....better do better than that, DSM...all you make me do is laugh at how stupid and pitifull a human you are
Posted by: THANOS35 at July 26, 2005 09:21 PM (9gFP6)
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He would shut up if everyone just ignored him for the blathering fool he is. Just my two cents.
Posted by: Chad at July 26, 2005 09:26 PM (8WaYp)
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has anyone else noticed DSM's unusual fixation on boars???....can you say beastism???...maybe we are going to hear of his demise in the newspapers soon.....man found dead in deep woods....coroners find out the cause of death was from having sexual intercourse with many boars
Posted by: THANOS35 at July 26, 2005 09:28 PM (9gFP6)
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TANOS,
Quit yankin' your chain and wake up to BUSH'S OIL WARS!!!
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at July 26, 2005 09:32 PM (ScqM8)
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Chad: Your idea works in 'theory' however that is all it is. You should go back a few weeks and read if you believe that. He interjects into numerous threads to do nothing but call people names and talk smack about Bush.
In fact I remember one back about two weeks ago where he posted about 7 times in a row talking crap, even though no one was responding.
This troll won't be ignored.
Posted by: dave at July 26, 2005 09:33 PM (DO6vD)
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im sure many if not all of us here would ignore the likes of DSM and greg if they just came in, made their post and left it at that....but oh noooooo, they have to insult everyone who has a different opinion than what they do...typical liberal, cant stand the fact that everone has their own choices...DSM and greg are youre typical wanna-be dictators...only they have opinions and only they are right ALL the time{GOD compex} and the rest of us are idiots....most people, like myself cant and wont let that slide...im sorry but i just cant...if that makes me less than what i am than so be it....thats how i feel and its my choice to be that way just as its youre choice to ignore them
Posted by: THANOS35 at July 26, 2005 09:34 PM (9gFP6)
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did i hit a nerve there, DSM boy????...truth hurts dont it, zipperhead
Posted by: THANOS35 at July 26, 2005 09:40 PM (9gFP6)
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DSM gets angry easily and is enraged at Bush and his racist islamophobe psychos like you, TANOS. I'm mad as hell that Bush is flushing America's hard won reputation down the toilet and selling our children of to fight his goddamned oil wars.
Wildman David, you and all the bastards who support Bush and Rove are aiding and abetting TREASON of the most disgusting and humiliating kind. I talk smack about Bush, because Bush is slapping all the people in the world in the face already!
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at July 26, 2005 10:02 PM (ScqM8)
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That Traitor Bush has all of you fooled that he is some kind of compassionate christian who cares about you .... WRONG! Bush is a profiteer traitor who cares about money and oil and sells out our great country to the Bin Ladens. I read how he insulted the visiting parents of dead soldiers - soldiers who died for his oil by joking, "Who're we honorin' today?" To that I give a big F.U.
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at July 26, 2005 10:07 PM (ScqM8)
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DSM, you make it sound like that only since Bush has been in office that Ilsm has been at war with the West....read up on youre history and you would find out that Islam has been at war with the Europeans since the 7th century....and who started it all...ISLAM did....ISLAM made war against the Persians, the Hebrews, the Romans, the Russians, the Egyptians, any and all who was unlucky enough to be caught in Islams avalance like advance....you ll call me a lair, wont you boy, but anyone else in this site will tell you im telling the truth...why is it okay for ISLAM to have murdered, raped, burned and generally just lay waste to so many advanced cultures, but yet when the Jews try and defend themseves, or any other country in the West to fight back against the aggressions of ISLAM, its soooooooooo terrible???....we have no rights to defend ourselves, is that it???.....and the oil excuse you throw up again and again is as old as time...give it up, its old and it doesnt work...you cant beat a dead horse....if it was oil, wouldnt you think we would just have done like what the Soviets would have done or what the Chinese would do???....just lay waste to everything....kill everyone....problem solved....no people to get in the way....now the oil is for the taking, who is gonna stop you now???....the oil would be flowing to the West now and oil and gas would be cheap as hell.....is that happening, DSM???....wheres all this oil you claim that Bush is getting???....i dont see it....do you???....anyone else see it flowing like honey over here???....so give up youre frantic, hysterical, lying rant that the war is all for oil and all Bush's fault because you are telling a LIE over and over again and i think you say it so many times to just convice youreself that its true when you really know its not but you just cant face the truth in the matter....so pull youre head from under that pillow, there is no boogeyman and try and act like an adult, not a big baby
Posted by: THANOS35 at July 26, 2005 10:19 PM (9gFP6)
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I say screw the mideast, their oil and killing sprees. We're up to our necks in that hellhole that even Bush (my best friend) calls a "cesspool". If they want to kill each other and us over there, lets' leave and let 'em go at each other mano a mano. BUSH loves oil, his advisors are oily bastards and Cheney's company HELLIBACON is robbing us taxpayers blind while we run around ignorant with our flag pins.
China is getting oil from Islamo-psycho Sudan and they're not being targeted by the Bin Ladens. Bin Laden hates China too, y'know! Russia is playing the kill 'em all Crusader card in Chechnya and is so desperate the FSB is placing bombs in apartment buildings and blaming Chechens.
America is too good a country to get dragged into such loser wars with losers killing our youth. I say guard our borders and blow 'em away if they try anything here.
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at July 26, 2005 10:52 PM (ScqM8)
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ole Osama is too big a coward to dare to attack China since even he knows that the Chinese would only be too happy to turn the entire Middle East into a sheet of glass ...the Chinese have some problems with Muslims in their territory that borders Afghanistan but they handle it with brutal efficiency....you never hear any Muslim imams saying anything bad about the Chinese, no fatwas, no jihads....why you ask????...cause the Chinese would throw the Geneva Convention book right out of their tank turret hatches as they rolled right over Osama and Abdullah, etc and wouldnt even wipe the blood and guts off their tank treads...i have never seen CAIR or the UN or any other group dare to go to China and tell them what to do, to treat their Mulsims with sensitivity,,,they would be tossed out on their ears while the Chinese would laugh as they tossed them out....
Posted by: THANOS35 at July 26, 2005 11:07 PM (9gFP6)
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Tanos, you're breaking through the usual racist garbage and are onto something big.... WE can use the CHINESE ARMY to go after the terrorists and catch BIN LADEN!!!!!!
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at July 26, 2005 11:17 PM (ScqM8)
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We hire millions of angry PLA Troops from China under the flag of HELLIBACON set them loose in Afghanistan and they will get that bearded bastard!!! We replace the U.S. Troops in Iraq with even more angry PLA Troops, pump the oil and yanks come back! YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!!
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at July 26, 2005 11:19 PM (ScqM8)
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Tanos - No longer will I insult you (unless provoked first) as you are the one with the brains on how to solve the whole shebang. Now if you can convince that goddamn Klan Rooster to give up being a racist boar-target, then we can start a KBR subsidiary and funnel off millions from the contract with the PLA.
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at July 26, 2005 11:24 PM (ScqM8)
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I don't know, the first few were kinda funny, but I just don't get the last dozen or so.
Posted by: Jim at July 27, 2005 04:00 AM (ponKd)
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First things first ... hey DSM ...
1. "Oil war" ? If this war was for oil then why is OPEC draining my wallet at each fill up?
2. Stop drinking the kool-aid and look into the facts yourself ... or is your brain to blown from coke to comprehend and you rely on someone to tell you what to think and to spew out in repetitive fashion?
Headline :
OBL on LSD: Attempts to find new Heroin in Coke. Bush responds by Smacking him down like a Weed.
Posted by: Jonathan at July 27, 2005 06:03 AM (wdVtc)
Posted by: Eric J at July 27, 2005 07:02 AM (hrQvk)
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Johnny's back at the wreck.. stoned again.. he's never gonna learn.
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at July 27, 2005 08:29 AM (ScqM8)
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Threat to Cocaine, Liberals Join the War on Terror
Posted by: Jane at July 27, 2005 09:54 AM (M7kiy)
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DSM, go back to the Indymedia swamp and swap lies with the crazies over there. You know that's where you belong. Leave us adults to do the talking over here in the real world.
You and Greg can pat each other on the back. I'm sure you and he have a lot to talk about. Like when your brain was denied oxygen for over ten minutes but you somehow lived, but all your brain tissue died. What a pity!
Posted by: jesusland joe at July 27, 2005 10:14 AM (DDXXI)
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"Because even Osama Bin Laden is tired of DSM's unintelligible blathering, he attempts to lace DMS's coke supply in an effort to paralyze his fingers and vocal chords."
Posted by: RomeoDelta at July 27, 2005 11:21 AM (AHaCg)
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Bin Laden to unveil new "Burqa Brand Poisoned Cocaine". Colombian cartels welcome news with skeptisism and "Crystal Pepsi" jokes.
Posted by: Graeme at July 27, 2005 11:51 AM (5Ta1L)
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Here's a caption for the contest:
Despite Narrow Escape from Disaster Following Collapse of Bin Laden Cocaine Plot, Hollywood Still Opposes War on Terror."
Here's another:
"Crazed Blogger Known as 'Downing Street Memo' Found Dead of Massive Kool-Aid Poisoning in Mother's Basement."
Posted by: Wes S. at July 27, 2005 12:11 PM (LRHob)
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bin Laden's Poison Crusade Now On Tour: He's a blowin' in the wind.
Schmuck bin Laden: Blow Schmo
Posted by: Bubbe at July 27, 2005 12:46 PM (cbAi4)
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Wes, you bring back to me that ole Jessie Jackson favorite.
Keep Hope Alive!
Just wishin!
Posted by: jesusland joe at July 27, 2005 03:15 PM (DDXXI)
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Personally, Joe, I'm hoping someone manages to extract Downing's head from his own rectum before the poor bastard suffocates...
...and wouldn't
that make for a helluva headline?
Posted by: Wes S. at July 27, 2005 03:28 PM (XPHUp)
Posted by: jesusland joe at July 27, 2005 03:46 PM (DDXXI)
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Downing Street Moron: Take your medicine. If you don't believe you need your medication read your posts. Go check yourself back in. If they have to come get you like last time they will keep you longer.
Posted by: greyrooster at July 28, 2005 04:28 AM (CBNGy)
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Klanboarporker - your posts are the sick ones, bitch.
Posted by: Downing Street Memo at July 28, 2005 06:40 AM (ScqM8)
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