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July 21, 2006

Not A Caption Contest

Surfing around looking for some war porn, I found this.

The actual caption of the photo:

Athlete Kathy Brennan (R) of Washington, D.C., helps to apply tanner on Forrest of Ferndale, Michigan, before the Physique competition during Gay Games VII in Evanston, Illinois, July 18, 2006. REUTERS/John Gress (UNITED STATES)

Which is why using it for a caption contest is pointless. Nothing could beat the actual caption.

Posted by: Vinnie at 06:25 PM | Comments (30) | Add Comment
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1 Great post, Vinnie!

Posted by: MiB at July 21, 2006 06:39 PM (SsNTi)

2 Are these the Turks who have been messing with the Jawa report?

Posted by: Brad at July 21, 2006 07:30 PM (6mUkl)

3 Nah, Brad, I think this is Professor Peter von Nostrand putting tanning lotion on his manbitch. Or is it the other way around? Who knows and who cares, outside of the liberal/leftist alliance that is? Their Muslim buddies would not approve, or perhaps they would, as these Islamists are as crazy as a run-over dog.

Posted by: jesusland joe at July 21, 2006 07:39 PM (rUyw4)

4 Islam and that whole back door thing, just one more part of the ROP I don't get.
Wait, now I begin to see the reason for the left/Islamic alliance.
Peter, it all makes sense now.

Posted by: Brad at July 21, 2006 07:44 PM (6mUkl)

5 FYI to those who are interested in such matters.....

64% of the American public believes Saddam Hussein had STRONG links to al Qaeda. Looks like Saddam's latest letter to the contrary might not convince a whole lot of people either.
More here http://regimeofterror.com/archives/2006/07/harris_poll_64_americans_belie/

Posted by: Mark at July 21, 2006 07:56 PM (j+tr0)

6 It should be though.

Posted by: dick at July 21, 2006 07:58 PM (XlQVK)

7 "Looks like Saddam's latest letter to the contrary might not convince a whole lot of people either."

Okay, I'll bite. Should it?

Posted by: Oyster at July 21, 2006 08:18 PM (YudAC)

8 ROTFLMAO, Brad!

Posted by: jesusland joe at July 21, 2006 08:46 PM (rUyw4)

9 going by previous experience this is Oyster going after probulus_maximus. Cos we all know max is fucktard enough to have the tatoo

Posted by: rob at July 21, 2006 08:46 PM (jaQRE)

10 Rob, if that's the best you can do, then all I can say is bless your heart.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 21, 2006 09:14 PM (v3I+x)

11 Actually, Vinnie, the edit of my post works even better to convey what I was thinking in a funny manner. Thanks!

Posted by: MiB at July 21, 2006 09:26 PM (SsNTi)

12 max you never have anything good to say, so like a bad best mans speech you'd best just stick to that blessing. Thats all you have.

Posted by: rob at July 21, 2006 09:32 PM (jaQRE)

13 ;-)

Posted by: Vinnie - Editor In Chief Pro Temporeâ„¢ at July 21, 2006 09:37 PM (/qy9A)

14 Come on ... we all know this is a shock but that's what gays do.

Tan their partners ass ...

Posted by: jack at July 22, 2006 12:06 AM (0VVJW)

15 As to a caption, how about this: "Hey, I like your new tattoo!"

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at July 22, 2006 12:53 AM (+rSRq)

16 "What's this listening device doing here? Damned NSA..."

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at July 22, 2006 01:02 AM (+rSRq)

17 "I swear, couldn't you find a more convienent place to keep your wallet?"

"Looking for Howard Dean's presidental chances."

"Looking for Howard Dean."

"Ow."

"I swear, Billy, who would EVER use THIS color carpeting? It's SO not right for this room..."

Posted by: Wonderduck at July 22, 2006 02:09 AM (ds0+e)

18 Now, now Rob! That was a pretty low blow! Er.....
I mean ..... oh! never mind!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at July 22, 2006 02:18 AM (gLMre)

19 I do recognize the pimple on Oyster's ass ...

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at July 22, 2006 02:22 AM (gLMre)

20 Gay games? And I thought I've seen everything.

Posted by: George Ramos at July 22, 2006 06:51 AM (CnDtU)

21 Hey! I found Jimmy Hoffa!

Posted by: jimpo at July 22, 2006 08:43 AM (t0Tky)

22 FYI rob, the phrase "bless your heart" is a Southern colloquialism which loosely means "you poor dumbass". It conveys empathy and pity, or loathing and disgust, or a combination. In your case, it's just pity.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 22, 2006 09:03 AM (v3I+x)

23 rob's kinda slow, Maxie.

Posted by: jesusland joe at July 22, 2006 01:11 PM (rUyw4)

24 "Bwooby heww! My pierthing ith caughp om yourth!"

Posted by: alexa at July 22, 2006 03:10 PM (SeJsF)

25 What is it with queers and minorities that they can't just participate in society's activities with everyone else? They claim they want to be accepted into the mainstream, and then promptly exclude the mainstream from "them only" events. To hell with queers and to hell with whiney minorities - hypocrites all. I'm going to start a straight, white, male only club and listen to the bitching.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 22, 2006 07:25 PM (v3I+x)

26 Ok, Maxie, I'm in, but Carlos has to be a member as well. He gets jd's seat.

Posted by: jesusland joe at July 22, 2006 07:52 PM (rUyw4)

27 Evacuees spray for crabs after leaving Lebanon.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at July 22, 2006 08:14 PM (jwbRD)

28 JC and maxi. Save your keyboard because the school yard insults are all that deserves pity. Come up with a real argument or discussion (other than Iâ€™ve got a gun!!) and give us all a surprise. I really donâ€™t need to go down south in search of anything, especially bad English.

Posted by: rob at July 23, 2006 06:45 PM (jaQRE)

29 "MMMFFHF MpHhfmms MFHMM"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at July 23, 2006 08:33 PM (tGTSA)

30 What a dilly of a sound Rodney makes as he reams his muslim blow-buddie's asshole ... : ( ) :

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at July 23, 2006 09:56 PM (gLMre)

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