January 03, 2007

New Official Report on Qana Ambulances

In this report, the Democratic Humanist Institute for Multicultural Internationalism rejects the theory that the Qana ambulances were hit by a "Spike missile." Excerpt:

Upon a review of the reporting on the events transpiring on July 23, 2006 near Qana, Lebanon, along with the criticisms of the reporting and the follow-up work by Human Rights Watch, we have conducted our own follow-on investigation.

Based on our investigation, which included interviews with a significant number of individuals having direct knowledge of information related to events occurring on or about July 23, 2006, along with a review of a significant portion of official photographs of the aftermath of such events and written records based at least partly on eyewitness testimony of such events, we have come to the conclusion that the Israeli munitions striking ambulances 777 and 782 were not Hellfire missiles or Spike missiles.

Our detailed analysis as to the Spike missile and our conclusions as to the Israeli munitions which did destroy ambulances 777 and 782 are set forth in detail below.

You can read the full report * HERE *.

And if you're not in the mood for an "official report," the "cliff's notes" version is BELOW THE FOLD:

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1 Excuse me? The D. H. I . M . I . report?
 
IS THIS A JOKE?
 
DHIM(M)I REPORT ???
 
 
USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at January 04, 2007 01:46 AM (2OHpj)

2 OH (after looking below the fold) hehheh Good one!
I guess I'm just waiting for a report like to come out ...
 
I'll be smiling all day!
 
USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at January 04, 2007 01:51 AM (2OHpj)

3 I've long been a supporter of the theory that the ambulances were attacked with "Evil Jew Powers" but I was never able to definitively say which Jew power they used. It seemed unlikely that their ability to drain the life force from a living being would have caused such structural damage to a vehicle. But now that we have proof that it was a Magic Missile, I think we can finally put this investigation to rest. The only question is what was the level of the Jew Wizard that committed this crime. He must have been at least a level 5 because he was able to create multiple missiles to attack multiple targets.

Posted by: BohicaTwentyTwo at January 04, 2007 08:49 AM (oC8nQ)

4 Oh, and the meteorite theory is complete nonsense.To my knowledge, there's only one meteor gun in existince and we all know that the Xur and Ko-Dan armada are incapable of penetrating the Frontier. Then again, can we really trust the STAR League to protect us?

Posted by: BohicaTwentyTwo at January 04, 2007 08:58 AM (oC8nQ)

5 You need to update this report, as the capitalist jooos have apparently expanded the imperialistic use of their meteorite hegemony weapon against the noble prole refugees in New Jersey:
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070104/D8MECKQG1.html
(ht: Drudge)

Posted by: wooga at January 04, 2007 01:14 PM (t9sT5)

6 Has anyone considered that an "Alien" clinging to the roof may have become wounded somehow, and bled throught the roof, etc, before falling off ?! That would explain many features of this incident.
 
 
USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at January 04, 2007 02:04 PM (2OHpj)

7 I think the damage to the ambulances was caused by bean burritos, now that I think of it ... Have any of you ever seen the destructive power of leguminous plants?! Silent, but deadly!!!
 
 
USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at January 04, 2007 02:09 PM (2OHpj)

8 Muslim Queers are so badly misunderstood:

"Police killer escapes in veil," by Paul
Jeeves in the Daily Mail, with thanks to Jeffrey Imm:
  A SUSPECTED police killer escaped capture by fleeing Britain disguised as a
  Muslim woman.
  Asylum seeker Mustaf Jama hid beneath a full-face niqab veil to sneak through
  Heathrow posing as his sister.
  Jama, who is wanted for the murder of policewoman Sharon Beshenivsky, also
  wore a flowing head-to-toe jilbab as he fled to Somalia.
  The Muslim gangster had been freed from jail six months earlier when Home
  Office officials ruled it would be unfair to deport him to his war-torn
  homeland because it was too dangerous.
  The scandal emerged yesterday as Jama’s brother Yusuf was convicted of the
  murder of 38-year-old WPC Beshenivsky in a bungled robbery. Muzzaker Shah, 25,
  was also convicted of murder and two accomplices were convicted of
  manslaughter.
  Jama was Britain’s most wanted man when, during last year’s Christmas
  holidays, he sneaked through Heathrow – even though air, rail and sea ports
  were on red alert following the murder in Bradford the month before.
He/She wasn't trying to escape - HE/SHE WAS GOING TO A CIRCUIT PARTY AT THE MOSQUE!
Koran 47:4
When you meet the unbelievers in the Jihad strike off their heads and, when you have laid them low, bind your captives firmly. Then grant them their freedom or take ransom from them, until War shall lay down her burdens.
Koran 52:1-52:15
On that day they shall be sternly thrown into the fire of Hell, and a voice will say to them: 'This is the Fire which you denied...Burn in its flames. It is the same whether or not you show forbearance. You shall be rewarded according to your deeds.'
Koran 69:30-37
We shall say: 'Lay hold of him and bind him. Burn him in the fire of Hell, then fasten him with a chain seventy cubits long. For he did not believe Allah the tremendous, and urged not on the feeding of the wretched. Today he shall be friendless here; filth shall be his food, the filth which sinners eat...
Koran 9:5
"Then, when the sacred months have passed, slay the idolators wherever ye find them, and take them (captive), and besiege them and prepare for them each ambush. But if they repent and establish worship and pay the poor-due, then leave their way free. Lo! Allah is Forgiving, Merciful."
Koran 9:73
Prophet, make war on the unbelievers and the hypocrites and deal rigorously with them. Hell shall be their Home: an evil fate.
 
JOIN THE QUEERJIHAD TODAY!!!

http://queerjihad.blogspot.com/
 

 


Posted by: George M Weinert V at January 04, 2007 04:28 PM (16B+V)

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