April 01, 2005

Illinois Mascot Won't Be at Final Four

What many of my readers don't know is that I am over 1000% more native American than Ward Churchill. 1/16th is infinitely greater than zero, right? Anyway, as a true bona fide American Indian I demand that Chief Illiniwek show up at this weekend's game! Anything less than this would be an insult to my people. "I’m an Indian. This explains why I love tobacco so much and hate the Federal Government so much"--Dale Gribble

Posted by: Rusty at 11:22 AM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 Couldn't they have him show up and pretend to scalp a few white people or something on the fifty-yard line? Just to placate the Churchills of the world?

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 01, 2005 12:10 PM (x+5JB)

2 There's no 50-yard line in basketball.....

Posted by: caltechgirl at April 01, 2005 12:12 PM (dNB1l)

3 Details, details,

Okay, at half-court.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 01, 2005 12:18 PM (x+5JB)

4 I couldn't believe it but one of the players name is Jihad Mohammed. I take it Black Muslim. Thats right kids, consentrate on your studies with a idiot named Jihad Mohammed sitting behind you.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 01, 2005 01:57 PM (CBNGy)

5 I'll be an Indian if you let me open my own casino.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 01, 2005 01:58 PM (CBNGy)

6 Greyrooster: Only if you promise to lay off the fire water.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 01, 2005 02:29 PM (x+5JB)

7 Never!

Posted by: greyrooster at April 01, 2005 04:56 PM (CBNGy)

8 Spoken like true Indian (er, Native American).

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 04, 2005 07:20 AM (x+5JB)

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