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February 13, 2006

I Would Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney Than...

Along the same lines as this (which you should participate in too).

Finish the phrase "I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than..."

"Go riding with Ted Kennedy" is already taken, sorry.

Posted by: Vinnie at 03:27 PM | Comments (55) | Add Comment
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1 Being left in Somalia without ammunition nor armour.

Posted by: Chief RZ at February 13, 2006 03:41 PM (/oxYv)

2 ...be Kim Gandy's unborn child.

Posted by: Scaldis Noel at February 13, 2006 03:52 PM (fi3Kc)

3 ... go fishing with Carter. (you might get attacked by a killer rabit!)

Posted by: reliapundit at February 13, 2006 03:55 PM (XPOQn)

4 John Kerry ("can I get me a huntin' licence here? ... n' some skoal").

Chances are he would probably shoot himself - but I don't want to be there 'cause he will either blame someone around him for assault - or come up with some story about rabbits in black pajamas n' coolie hats - and I ain't goin' upriver with him or that.

Posted by: hondo at February 13, 2006 03:56 PM (fyKFC)

5 ...see Hilary naked.

Posted by: Rusty at February 13, 2006 03:58 PM (JQjhA)

6 ...have Rusty put such awful mental pictures in my head.

Posted by: Scaldis Noel at February 13, 2006 04:03 PM (fi3Kc)

7 " ...than be endorsed by Howard Dean"

Posted by: ytba at February 13, 2006 04:04 PM (PRPDu)

8 stand in front of Barney Frank

Posted by: Steve Sharon at February 13, 2006 04:04 PM (iYARJ)

9 Ride public transit in Europe.

Posted by: Brad at February 13, 2006 04:09 PM (3OPZt)

10 than be endorsed by Kos the Kiss of Death.

Posted by: Mohd (PBUM) at February 13, 2006 04:14 PM (zdcna)

11 You will love the entry I have titled for this!

http://mensnewsdaily.com/blog/roguejew/

Posted by: Ze'ev at February 13, 2006 04:22 PM (rm2LC)

12 ...go camping with Cindy Sheehan.

Posted by: CUS at February 13, 2006 04:31 PM (bbXZq)

13 ...give Helen Thomas a Dirty Sanchez.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at February 13, 2006 04:34 PM (RHG+K)

14 ...visit Florida with Al Gore...and naked Hillary

Posted by: Heroic Dreamer at February 13, 2006 04:45 PM (aH6Zf)

15 .....be the gynecologist of a 'Breasts Not Bombs' protester.

Posted by: Graeme at February 13, 2006 04:47 PM (dwsnL)

16 ...see any of you naked.

Posted by: Venom at February 13, 2006 04:47 PM (dbxVM)

17 ...see any of youse guys naked

Posted by: Hillary at February 13, 2006 05:06 PM (aH6Zf)

18 Be the camerman for Sean Penn during a "rescue Operation."

Posted by: Pat at February 13, 2006 05:07 PM (c2P97)

19 share a cell with Abu Hamza! I hear a large ticking crocodile has going to be his cellmate....

Posted by: fidothedog at February 13, 2006 05:17 PM (axQ8U)

20 ......be an A.N.S.W.E.R activist asking Improbulus Maximus for a donation.

Posted by: Graeme at February 13, 2006 05:19 PM (dwsnL)

21 ...than die a slow, miserable death.

Posted by: Greg at February 13, 2006 05:37 PM (q5wwn)

22 ...than have to smell Filthy Allah's soiled garment.

Posted by: Greg at February 13, 2006 05:39 PM (q5wwn)

23 That's the spirit greg! Keep working at it! Never give up! Sooner or later you will at least get someone to crack a smile.

Posted by: hondo at February 13, 2006 05:46 PM (fyKFC)

24 ... go snowboarding with John Kerry.
... go to the movies with PeeWee Herman.
... go undercover with Valerie Plame.
... go driving with Giuliana Sgrena.
... have a spelling bee with Dan Quayle.

Posted by: jwookie at February 13, 2006 05:58 PM (x0sPW)

25 ..than be a Fireman in Waco.

Posted by: dave at February 13, 2006 05:59 PM (CcXvt)

26 ... have Mary Mapes double checking my handiwork.

Posted by: RepJ at February 13, 2006 09:04 PM (ZKVg+)

27 ...be Bill Clinton's intern.

Posted by: LC CanForce 101 at February 13, 2006 10:11 PM (3smJS)

28 ...go splodin' with Hamas.

Posted by: LC CanForce 101 at February 13, 2006 10:19 PM (3smJS)

29 Listen to another groundless, Saudi appeasing rant from Al"SORE LOSER"Gore

Posted by: REMF at February 13, 2006 10:31 PM (7RMSi)

30 Watch Helen Thomas pole-dancing.

(I'm really sorry for placing that image in your head.)

Posted by: Rhymes With Right at February 13, 2006 11:09 PM (QTva7)

31 "...than be sitting at the at a bar with Maureen Dowd."

http://3quarksdaily.blogs.com/3quarksdaily/2005/10/maureen_dowd_as.html

Barkeep, I'll take an arsenic and cyanide highball, straight up. Oh, and close the tab, woodja?

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at February 13, 2006 11:13 PM (WuiNz)

32 see Bella Abzug in a porno movie

Posted by: Vinnie at February 13, 2006 11:34 PM (f289O)

33 Wash Cindy Sheehan's nasty old lady underwear.

Posted by: Frilthy Allah at February 14, 2006 04:43 AM (Mz14N)

34 I had to leave my blue state, just so the violent crimes could no longer be attributed to me.

.....be Dirty Harry 2. After a while ya probably get hooked on it though. Let's see a career in astronomy or nursing......hmmm. I choose both-Asstronomy. It's a pla nut joke.

.....when poles puke. Thanks for the image, Rhymes with Right!

Posted by: forest hunter at February 14, 2006 05:01 AM (Fq6zR)

35 ......ever step foot in the Oval office again.

sincerely, no really!
Al- Gore dhimmi

Posted by: forest hunter at February 14, 2006 05:05 AM (Fq6zR)

36 ...than go to the humidor with Bill Clinton.
...than ride the Merry-Go-R*und at Neverland Ranch
...than go bike riding with John Kerry
...than take Music lessons with Howard "The Scream" Dean
...than have a make-over with Kucinich."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 14, 2006 05:06 AM (tGTSA)

37 ....watch the State of the Union given by Kerry.

Posted by: Dave at February 14, 2006 05:11 AM (RqrnF)

38 Rodney! Dave! You two go to bed! Don't you know what time it is? Mommy and Daddy will be right up to tuck it in, I mean you, tuck you in!

Papa Hillary
Mama Jackson

Posted by: forest hunter at February 14, 2006 05:41 AM (Fq6zR)

39 ...than listen to Alberto Gonzales explain why torture is part of the American way, why their are no limits on King George's power, etc. ...

Posted by: ted at February 14, 2006 06:53 AM (TOT8K)

40 "...be the Democratic Candidate for President in 2008"

Posted by: Fred Fry at February 14, 2006 07:40 AM (JXdhy)

41 My soiled garments? I smell like spring Flowers Greg! I have no bacon strip in my undies!

Posted by: Filthy Allah at February 14, 2006 08:04 AM (5ceWd)

42 ... go to an all-u-can-eat buffet with Michael Moore

Posted by: ProCynic at February 14, 2006 08:50 AM (bfkgE)

43 have the same form of insanity as ted, who postedfour items before me.

Posted by: Rhymes With Right at February 14, 2006 10:09 AM (qm26c)

44 be a blue dress in Monica's closet.

Posted by: Rhymes With Right at February 14, 2006 10:11 AM (qm26c)

45 ...live in Berkley

Posted by: Leovinus at February 14, 2006 10:27 AM (I42Iw)

46 It was 6:06 AM EST, and I need to leave for work by 6:30 AM

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 14, 2006 11:22 AM (twad/)

47 ...than go fishing with Jimmy Carter.
(he might mistake me for a rabbit)

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 14, 2006 11:24 AM (twad/)

48 I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than...

...barhopping with Ted Rall.
...hunting for Lucy Ramirez.
...VC-hunting with John Kerry.
...sit in Howard Dean's waiting room.
...attend a progressive dinner with Michael Moore.
...hunting for Al-gore's self-respect.
...switch brains with Barbara Boxer.
...switch bodies with Barbara Mikulski.
...have Dick Cheney hunting me.

Posted by: Tongueboy at February 14, 2006 12:06 PM (nug4S)

49 THEN WATCH THE OLYIMPICS.THEN WATCH THE OSCARS.THEN RIDE WITH TED KENNEDY.THEN WATCH THOSE ROTTEN REMAKES OF CLASSICS.THEN LISTEN TO AL GORES BLABBERING

Posted by: sandpiper at February 14, 2006 02:08 PM (162Hn)

50 Be in charge of the annual Mohammed Look-Alike Contest sponsored at the local mosque

Posted by: Mo is a Girl at February 14, 2006 05:42 PM (aH6Zf)

51 ...than have a heart attack.

oops, never mind.

Posted by: Greg at February 14, 2006 06:17 PM (q5wwn)

52 ...than listen to Al Franken
...than date Maureen Dowd
...than lift Ted Kennedy (Ok that ones not fair, no one could possibly lift Ted, 'cept maybe Atlas or Sisyphus)

Posted by: Lindy R. Dole at February 14, 2006 06:55 PM (tGTSA)

53 ...than have to question Scott McClellan about it.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 14, 2006 06:56 PM (tGTSA)

54 ...than have to say NUCULAR

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 14, 2006 06:58 PM (tGTSA)

55 ...than have Jesse Jackson be my spiritual advisor.

Posted by: Jamie at February 23, 2006 04:04 PM (FLsGI)

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