August 07, 2006

I Swear It's Not Fake

Via email:

Dear Vinnie,

I am writing this to you because of rusty's away message. i am adnan hajj, until recently a reuters photographer. why you insult holly quoran? i will cut ur neck and the devil will do meetballs from your bodies. when you are not making your underpants brown from ur summer cold, that is.

u peeple r so stupid, well, most are, this one has it right.

i am attaching photo of more evidence of Zionist crusader atrocitys. The zioinists have unleashed a secret hi techknowledgy weapon on the peaceful citizens of beirut, hizb'allebanon.

The photo accompanying the (I swear it's real!) email is below the fold. 000003.jpg

Posted by: Vinnie at 12:29 AM | Comments (10) | Add Comment
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1 Is that from "The Rogue Squadron"?

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at August 07, 2006 12:31 AM (Bp6wV)

2 Shouldn't that read:

"why you insult holly quoran? Islam is the religion of peace no doubt. i will cut ur neck and the devil will do meetballs from your bodies."

I think so.

Posted by: Chad Evans at August 07, 2006 12:44 AM (+0rMT)

3 Why yes it is, it's a rogue squadron of Zionist crusading oppressors, slaughtering innocent civilians.

Posted by: Vinnie - Editor In Chief at August 07, 2006 12:46 AM (/qy9A)

4 No "Spew-Alert" on that one? LOL

Posted by: Son Of The Godfather at August 07, 2006 03:38 AM (maXzk)

5 That wacky Wedge Antilles!

This is starting to remind me of those commercials for that candy, Mentos, where someone does something silly then holds up the candy and shrugs.

Great moments in Mentos history: Lee Harvey Oswald at the book depository, OBL, Saddam, Green Helmet guy and the photog Hajj.

Posted by: JeepThang at August 07, 2006 07:45 AM (yZQoS)

6 ROTFLOL!

Posted by: William Teach at August 07, 2006 08:54 AM (doAuV)

7 I went to the fridge this morning to grab a slab of bacon for my breakfast, and what did I find but a bunch of dead civilians instead! Damn JOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOoooooozzzz!!!

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at August 07, 2006 09:40 AM (v3I+x)

8 You crack me up Vinnie :-)
Best
GM

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at August 07, 2006 11:29 AM (Bp6wV)

9 I didn't know the U.S. had transferred the technology to the IDF. Skunkworks was working on this several wars ago:

http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/15593.html

Posted by: CedarFever at August 07, 2006 12:51 PM (z5z5F)

10 I can't put my finger on it, but I suspect you aren't on the level with us about this not being fake, Vinnie

Posted by: Gordon at August 07, 2006 01:56 PM (GzHh/)

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