June 29, 2006

"I hate all that obligation"

Poor Japanese. You've read about their disinterest in sex, wives turning into porn actresses to get some action, and lonely women turning to male love dolls. A recent poll says things really are bad:

The magazine bases its judgment on a survey of 3,000 single men aged from 20 to 39 in which it discovered two thirds do not have a girlfriend and a startling one-third haven't had a partner for three years or more...

"That's precisely why I'm unattached," says Dragon Odawara, a manga artist who's become famous by drawing cartoons about remaining a virgin well into adulthood. "When you go out with a woman, you've got to meet once a week, call her up and all that stuff. I hate all that obligation. Besides, how often do relationships go as you want them to?"...

"Guys who don't have much of a chance to meet women, and instead relieve themselves through such alternatives as adult movies or sex services, get used to being aroused by the beautifully-built women they see in these things and can't be satisfied by the average woman on the street."

There is only one thing to do: post another Japanese edition of Filipina Celebs. Ladies and gentlemen, Jun Natsukawa. Please help her find love.

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Posted by: cbjohnson at 10:29 AM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 "When you go out with a woman, you've got to meet once a week, call her up and all that stuff. I hate all that obligation. Besides, how often do relationships go as you want them to?"...

Wow... That guy need conseling real bad.

- Max

Posted by: Max at June 29, 2006 10:43 AM (Ol+Ma)

2 Maybe we should import all the Japanese women and export all the American feminists. Kill two birds with one stone so to speak.

Posted by: Oyster at June 29, 2006 11:17 AM (gO5fC)

3 YES!!!!!

Posted by: hondo at June 29, 2006 12:35 PM (MVgHp)

4 "That guy needs counseling real bad"...

Ya think?

His name is Dragon, he's a Manga artist (is that like guano?) who's become famous for drawing cartoons about not being able to get laid.

And, BTW, I've enjoyed my share (and yours, and yours, too, Rush) of looking at porn ladies, but still get turned on by what this teabag would call "average looking" ladies.
Let these freaks stroke it out, we don't need them procreating. Pro Creating?

Happy Fourth of July, Dragon!

Posted by: haywood jablowmi at June 29, 2006 03:24 PM (6XKXf)

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