May 01, 2007

Grandma: Go F*ck Your Camel

I didn't want to post it, but after about 20 tips...well....I give up. I just do what my overlords tell me. I dunno the context, but if someone ever called me a "Zionist scum terrorist" I might tell them to go eff a camel, too.

Posted by: Rusty at 04:57 PM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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1 This is a reasonable offering in any Mid Eastern business deal.
"Go F your camel" means I don't like your advertised price so you should change it.
We need to understand the culture and then bomb it into oblivion.

Posted by: NortonPete at May 01, 2007 06:36 PM (fVuwW)

2 Bomb it to oblivion. Another racist? ha, ha.

Posted by: greyrooster at May 01, 2007 09:38 PM (pW/bR)

3 LOLOL  That's South Park worthy, IMO.

Posted by: Rep J at May 01, 2007 10:56 PM (PzQS1)

4 Brave muslim confronts old lady. Of they had the old lady outnumbered.

Posted by: greyrooster at May 01, 2007 11:19 PM (8z37R)

5 I think the camel was dry. Allahcockchew has been busy with him all day.

Posted by: greyrooster at May 01, 2007 11:21 PM (8z37R)

6 Dear JAWA REPORT,
I am a new Mooselimb (very exciting huh?)! I'm reading the Koran and need some answers on the subject of Camel Toes. Is it HARAM or can I freely, and without guilt (just like Teddy Kennedy leaves his used Intern's to drown) hump them?  A prompt and discreet reply would be highly appreciated!

Ali Baba
Fresno, Ca.

Posted by: JihadGene at May 01, 2007 11:57 PM (l8Hl5)

7 Greyrooster,
Nothing to do with race, its the culture of hate that needs to be bombed.
I see McCain is surging in the polls, I did take note of his singing ability.

Posted by: NortonPete at May 02, 2007 08:45 AM (fVuwW)

8

In the name of Allah, the most gracious, my brother Ali Baba, Allah has ordained that a camel toe may be humped so long as you perform the wudu, ritual ablution, before and after, then it will not be haram. Do not forget the wudu, or Allah will be most offended.


Posted by: Imamabahama at May 02, 2007 11:24 AM (9ZqGe)

9

I can almost see the look of fear in the camel's eyes now. Poor things.


Posted by: DrTheopolis at May 02, 2007 11:27 AM (9ZqGe)

10 Norton: How do you bomb the culture of hate without bombing the race that makes it up?

Posted by: greyrooster at May 03, 2007 06:04 AM (eEVyT)

11

allahcockchew is the expert her. She is fear by everycamel in the middle east. And most men who look like camels in the west.


Posted by: greyrooster at May 03, 2007 06:06 AM (eEVyT)

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