November 06, 2006
Hellooooooooo deer season!
A fatwa:
In the name of Allah the most merciless and uncompassionate.
I call upon my brothers, ye who wear the holy garments of Mossy Oak© and carriers of the mighty compound bow, muzzleloader, shotgun, and centerfire rifle.
Jihad upon the infidel whitetail! Jihad upon the dirty Mule deer! A jihad upon all legal game animals!
"Slay them where ye may find them." (with accordance to local hunting regulations, of course). "Field dress them, butcher them, and serve them at the dinner table." - Sura 9:29 of the Hunter's Holly Quoran.
"Give a man a steak, he'll eat for a day. Teach him to hunt, he'll eat for a lifetime. And, as an added bonus, piss off the animal rights psychos." - Vinnie 1:13 - The Hunter's Holy Bible, Outdoor Life Network Edition.
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Posted by: Fred Fry at November 07, 2006 07:17 AM (JXdhy)
Posted by: hank at November 07, 2006 07:36 AM (pU0SG)
Posted by: blackflag at November 07, 2006 10:25 AM (Mq5jS)
Being the compassionate, caring person that I am, I passed on killing a young doe this weekend because it would have condemned her still-spotted fawn to death as well. By the end of the season, he will be old enough to survive without his mom. I'll kill her then.
Posted by: Charlie at November 07, 2006 10:53 AM (a5VYD)
Posted by: Jack's Smirking Revenge at November 07, 2006 10:58 AM (R+h5X)
Posted by: cyberray at November 13, 2006 09:40 PM (XBrsZ)
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