1 So where's the sex video?

2 DO. NOT. LIKE. FAKE. TITS.   Why not just screw a tranny prostitute?

3

Jeff, government cyber-hedonologists have investigated the capabilities of a Beyonce Knowles sex video. According to their report to the DoD, a sex video of Beyonce Knowles would most likely overload and burst the Internet tubes, cause a rupture in the space-time continuum and cause civilization as we know it to cease to exist overnight.  Rumor has it that a computer model of a VIRTUAL Beyonce Knowles melted the circuits of a government supercomputer and necessitated hospitalization for two Army generals involved with the project.  Let us speak of this no more forever.

4 L says: "Why not just screw a tranny prostitute?"

Well, there IS that whole PENIS issue...

5 Bah! I just did a quick google for Salma Hayek's Golden Globes, and got this:
http://www.style.com/style/view/23/87/100088723.jpg

6 Where's a wardrobe malfunction when you need one?

7 Anyone wish to be white? Perhaps she and Michael Jackson would make a happy couple.

8 Off subject but our biggest nuclear powered aircraft carrier has left Seattle heading for the persian gulf. Rumors coming from Israel concerning Iran.

9 Sweet!

10 Just thinking. With things as they are in Washington, what is the only thing that can bring it home for the GOP and get the president back to 70% approval? Could it be victory? Dead horse president =? He can't lose anything. Only gain.

11 I don't care what ya say... ain't much wrong with that!
 
Ms. Hayek - same sentiments...
 
Greyrooster... very interesting about the carrier, maybe Israel and the US are gonna rear up on our hind legs and make a statement.  About freakin' time.

12 hummana, hummana, hummana....

13 Greyrooster:


That's good news. Iran's nuke program has never been the main threat. It's regional Empire building and intimidation are. Iran has repeatedly threatened to close the straits of Hormuz and prevent Middle Eastern oil from reaching the world market. All of its military exercises in the Persian Gulf have been intended as a threat to do this.

Of course, the mullahs tried this during the Iraq Iran War, and got spanked by American air and naval forces. The spanking hastened the end of the war.


America doesn't need to expend any ground troops to take out Iran's capability to disrupt the flow of oil. Any assault on Iran's navy and coastal attack batteries would lead to the destruction of its nuclear program as well. Bush's generals aren't going to go in there twice when once will suffice. All of its inland oil fields, storage facilities, and gasoline refineries would also be destroyed, along with the tunnels, bridges and other infrastructure necessary to mobilize its pathetic army. Without gas, Iranian mobilization couldn't last more than a week or so. Iran's army is in even worse shape than it was during the Iraq Iran War, and its air force and navy would be used as target practice. The Iranian population would love to take out the mullahs, and any American attack could spur them into action.


Last time we did this, SEAL teams seized Iran's oil platforms in the Persian Gulf, and the Navy choked off their export of oil, which accounts for 85% of its revenue.


If Bush goes in there this time, I believe he'll seize all the offshore platforms and appropriate the Iranian oil, but allow Russian and Chinese run platforms to continue operating.


I've been waiting more than five years for this. I sure hope he's making his move.


Oh, yeah. Beyonce has lame fake tits and fat knees, but she's still hot. Not as hot as Salma Hayek and her hourglass figure, but she's definitely a babe. You know you lust after her. Every guy does.

14 Our super carrier is going to stop in San Diego and pick up 80 big time flying surprises for whoever is on the end of this. No a good time to be an Iranian pilot. If they weren't muslims I would say God help them. It is time to end this shit. The big dog hasn't pissed on anyone since we invaded Iraq. I think he needs to relieve himself. Here mullah, mullah. The Nemitz is coming to show you whose side God is on.

15 Nimitz: Admiral forgive me.