From the MSM's fixation on Republican gayness, it's pretty clear that MSM reporters are convinced that evangelical Republicans hate gays and gayness with a passion. It's funny--I've known a lot of evangelical Christian Republicans over the years, and I can't think of one who met that stereotype. I did know one Republican who was a blatant racist, but she was an atheist lesbian, so she didn't really fit the MSM's "Republican" stereotype either.

Given the MSM's compulsion to mention Republicans, evanglicals and sex scandals in just about every article they write, I'm wondering what headlines might we expect from AP on election eve? Keep an eye out for these:

Labor Crunch at "Crippling" Five-Year High
Church May Resort to Hiring "Suspected Homosexuals" to Meet Staffing Needs

Dallas Cowboys Routed by Washington
More Evidence that Evangelicals are "Sitting This One Out?"

"Doogie Howser, M.D." Announces Gayness
Sen. Bill Frist, M.D. Once Claimed to be "a big fan" of Show About Young Man in Adult Situation

Recent Rise in Saudi "Orgies" Noted
Orgy-Mongers Linked to Premises Once Visited by Former Bush Family Business Partners (Who Might Have Been Gay)

Karl Rove Spotted Buying George Michael Album
Evangelicals Express "Appropriate Concern"

Rumsfeld Under Fire
Reports Surface of "Rampant Butt-Piracy" at Pentagon

Evangelicals Disappointed Again
GOP Accepted Contributions from "Known Pornographer"

Dick Cheney's Daughter: "Yes, I'm STILL a lesbian."

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1 The Dallas Cowboys cannot be routed.
 
And the Longhorns, Geezus, they are like a whole Army division in and of themselves.

Posted by: Darth Vag at November 05, 2006 09:57 PM (HSkSw)

2 Some people might consider me and my family "evangelical", I suppose.  We don't hate gay people and racist statements are quite the taboo.  Funny how the most racist people I've ever met in my entire life are lifelong Democrats.

Posted by: RepJ at November 05, 2006 10:56 PM (T3Wz2)

3 Thanks for bringing up that Cowboy loss. They sucked today.
The good news? Romo looked somewhat decent. Too bad the rest of the team sucked.

Posted by: dick at November 05, 2006 11:06 PM (MeFt3)

4 Why do I have the sneaking suspicion that you are totally misrepresenting your pal, the atheist lesbian?

Posted by: Professor von Nostrand at November 05, 2006 11:25 PM (Bwpq7)

5 Misrepresenting?  I'm thinking there's a joke in there that I'm totally missing.  Sorry.
 
At any rate, she was all those things by my standards.  Of course, I have nothing against atheists or lesbians in general.  Racists I have a problem with.

Posted by: The All-Seeing Pirate Ragnar at November 05, 2006 11:52 PM (jNFCA)

6 I would like to out myself before the MSM does. I once looked at a gay
guy I knew and admired his snappy outfit. I am sorry if I hurt the
party.

Posted by: Randman at November 06, 2006 12:00 AM (Sal3J)

7 If those headlines were true, a lot of democrats would start playing for the other side. The Republican side, I mean. Most homosexuals are Democrats, because they think the Democrat party cares deeply about them--instead of their votes. Like Blacks, they tend to vote against their own best interests.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 06, 2006 12:26 AM (bLPT+)

8 I hang with evangelicals, and I can't say I've ever met the gay-hating evangelical stereotype either.    I guess the oh-so-nuanced and shades-of-gray Liberals can't distinguish between sin and the sinner.  I can't say the topic of gay even comes up that often either.  It's the Libs who seem obsessed.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at November 06, 2006 01:25 AM (8e/V4)

9 Because of teh GAY!

Posted by: oscar at November 06, 2006 06:57 AM (VsOhY)

10 Kalki: Slow down. Take a pill. Relax. Beat your meat. Anything.

Posted by: Greyrooster at November 06, 2006 07:58 AM (cNF2m)

11 I do think Kalki is one of those spammers who likes to post a bunch of crapola in comment sections because he/she thinks it will hurt the website.  Typical Nazi tactic that doesn't want to allow their opposition to have a view. Those posts are too long to read and I don't have the time to care what they say.  I come here to read Dr. Rusty, Vinnie, Ragnar, Bluto and the rest.

Posted by: RepJ at November 06, 2006 10:29 AM (XXEg4)

12 God dammed deleters ruined this post.

Posted by: Greyrooster at November 06, 2006 11:54 PM (0AdXP)

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