November 10, 2005

Complaining About Big Breasts, Small Butts

Check out a recent feminist complaint from Australia.

A beer advertisement championing females with large breasts and a small behind has been slammed as portraying Australians as "a bunch of crude, sexist yobbos." The Foster's beer ad has been seen extensively throughout the Russian Federation. It depicts a bikini with a small top and a large bottom above the caption "the law of life." Below that is a bikini with a large top and a small bottom captioned "the law of Foster's."

The ad has prompted an angry response from Australian women. Women's Electoral Lobby Australia chairwoman Eva Cox said: "It is bloody stupid. "Why would they bother antagonising a whole pile of women who could drink Foster's? "Companies have got to get a bit smarter about this sort of stuff." (more)

Now, excuse me for being dense about this, but why would women be antagonized for being physically attractive? One could easily believe that Eva Cox wants women, in general, and any reference to female physical attributes, in particular, to be excluded from all advertising. Why? I don't know, but I'd suggest that this woman named Eva Cox would benefit from a day of stiff homonyms. She needs to lighten up.

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Posted by: Mike Pechar at 06:37 AM | Comments (13) | Add Comment
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1 hey the aussies are bigger stuff then that they have been just living with a idiot prime minister they need a change

Posted by: sandpiper at November 10, 2005 07:37 AM (6rkkO)

2 I came for the pics. What a let down.

Posted by: Macktastick Rusty Wicked at November 10, 2005 08:35 AM (JQjhA)

3 What kind of "woman" has a small butt? I honestly think men that are into small-butted women are just freaking wrong. Women are not supposed to look like young girls, or young boys, or like men, but like women dammit! All soft fleshy curves and such, not flat surfaces and hard angles, with bones sticking out. The image of women that has been force-fed to society for forty years is that of Twiggy; androgenous and childlike, the vision of sick minds, rather than the perfectly womanly specimen of Marilyn Monroe, who had little appeal for the perverted deviants of Madison Avenue and Hollywood, who still seem to be split on whether they're more into underage boys or underage girls.
Is it any wonder that deviance in society, everything from homosexuality, to pedophilia, to Lord-knows-what, has increased geometrically in the last forty years? Is it any wonder that every day there are more cases of abduction and rape of young boys and girls by men who don't fit the classical profile of a deviant? I was watching a program on one of the cable news channels, I think it was MSNBC, and it was about pedophiles who troll the internet looking for kids in chat rooms, and they had a house set up so that they could actually bust them going to where they thought a kid was. It was sickening. They logged the chat conversations and printed them, and had the men come to the house, thinking they were going to meet a child for sex, but instead met the crew. One guy came in naked. It was morbidly funny, but sickening nonetheless. One man was a teacher, another a Rabbi, and all were "normal" men, other than the fact that they pegged my gaydar's needle. We have allowed to happen exactly what the liberals have been trying to accomplish; our moral fiber has come unraveled, and now we are not even shocked when we hear of another pedophile murdering a child, it's become like hearing the traffic report.
I've said it before, and I'll repeat it as often as I must: Liberals are a pestilence and a plague upon human society, and should all be taken out and shot.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at November 10, 2005 08:57 AM (0yYS2)

4 I'd be more inclined to agree if Ms Cox was out there trumpeting the right for guys like me to be on romance novel covers. Doesn't it make women look like "sexist yobbos (young hobbos????)" since only Fabio can portray a pirate captain or a rogue on horseback?

Posted by: Graeme at November 10, 2005 09:43 AM (B1/IN)

5 Graeme,

You forgot about the two rule liberal thing again. Let me remind you. There are one set of rules for the liberals, and another set of rules for everyone else. Hypocrisy is the dictionary term for it.

Posted by: jesusland joe at November 10, 2005 10:09 AM (rUyw4)

6 "What kind of "woman" has a small butt? I honestly think men that are into small-butted women are just freaking wrong."

Thank you, IM. Thank you very much. If all men wanted a tiny little butt, I'd be an old spinster.

Posted by: Oyster at November 10, 2005 10:14 AM (fl6E1)

7 What? No pictures....tsk tsk tsk... I am so disappointed

Posted by: WunderKraut at November 10, 2005 10:22 AM (0yMxr)

8 If you saw Eva Cox you'd understand why she's pissed off. If you can imagine Naom Chomsky in drag you've pretty well got it. I don't know,or care, whether she bats for the other team but she sure as hell looks like she does. She's a no make-up, tweed jacket and sensible shoes type academic and was without doubt hiding behind the fence when they were handing out feminity.

Posted by: Warner at November 10, 2005 10:45 AM (vRIZl)

Posted by: Oyster at November 10, 2005 11:24 AM (fl6E1)

10 Big Breasts, Small Butts

Wasn't that an anime-themed RPG?

Posted by: Robert Crawford at November 10, 2005 12:30 PM (n5eDP)

11 Oyster,
My eyes, they burn!!

Posted by: Macktastick Rusty Wicked at November 10, 2005 02:35 PM (JQjhA)

12 So Oyster, you sayin' you got some junk in yo' trunk?

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at November 10, 2005 03:59 PM (0yYS2)

13 I like women with big boobs and little butts. I also like women with small boobs and big butts. Or any combination. I just like women. Er, that is as long as they don't perfer the same women as I.

Remember. Telling the truth is always offensive to someone. In fact the truth is offensive. Shame. The truth will set you free. Hogwash! The truth made me a racist. AND I LOVE IT. Why? because I'm always right. Love it.

Posted by: greyrooster at November 14, 2005 08:34 PM (ZaAd/)

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