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March 17, 2006

Cock Praises Allah (Audio)

A rooster in the former Soviet republic of Kyrgistan has begun crying out the name of Allah. No doubt a St. Patty's day miracle on par with the latest sighting of the Holy Mother in a tortilla and the oil stain on my driveway in the shape of St. Christopher. This avian miracle is proof that there is no God but Allah, and Muhammed is his Prophet.

Listen to the miracle cock crowing for Allah here.

Chad Evans has the backstory.

PS-I'm in department meetings all day. What a great way to kick off Spring Break....meetings.

Posted by: Rusty at 08:36 AM | Comments (21) | Add Comment
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1 WTF? sounds like someone is choking his chicken.

Posted by: Howie at March 17, 2006 08:52 AM (D3+20)

2 Time to wring its neck and make chicken soup WE,LL KILL THE OLD RED ROOSTER WHEN SHE COMES

Posted by: sandpiper at March 17, 2006 09:43 AM (D9h75)

3 Does that mean suicide bombers will now come in chicken flavor rather than just the usual pork?

Posted by: Ernie Oporto at March 17, 2006 09:47 AM (/lpvu)

4 And you all wondered what the connection was between chicken shit and Allah. Now you know.

Posted by: jesusland joe at March 17, 2006 09:58 AM (rUyw4)

5 Kyrgistan is the home of Bridenapping... No wonder in that country it takes a COCK to praise ALLAH.

Posted by: Steve Sharon at March 17, 2006 10:42 AM (u59WG)

6 Rusty had posted about the Satanic worship of Mulock.
Did you know that our leaders go to Bohemian Grove in California to devil worship?
http://www.infowars.com/video/previews/grove/ood7min_qt.htm

Posted by: Greg at March 17, 2006 12:06 PM (q5wwn)

7 What is the bet, that the rooster will now be treated, and respected better than any women living in their community?

Posted by: davec at March 17, 2006 01:13 PM (CcXvt)

8 Give me a break! And give the rooster a break too. Sounds to me like the rooster is being tortured and those are crys of distress. I heard the rooster call out for Allah, God, Jesus, Krishna or whoever will listen! Poor rooster. Typical, the Muslim scum are compelled to torture something!

Posted by: Hailus at March 17, 2006 01:22 PM (Y2ILH)

9 My cat made the same sounds while coughing up a hairball.

Posted by: CUS at March 17, 2006 01:29 PM (bbXZq)

10 Let me know when a pig starts squealing about Allah. I'd want front frow seats to THAT crisis of faith.

Posted by: Graeme at March 17, 2006 01:49 PM (vmNuO)

11 Let me know when a pig starts squealing about Allah. I'd want front row seats to THAT crisis of faith.

Posted by: Graeme at March 17, 2006 02:08 PM (vmNuO)

12 I always said Mohammed was a cock sucker. *drum roll*

/Oh, Allah! Oh Allah! Oh Allah!

Posted by: Princess Kimberley at March 17, 2006 02:27 PM (9xjdU)

13 Dude, you said cock.

Posted by: Oyster at March 17, 2006 02:28 PM (g9UJq)

14 *tee hee* KILL THE OLD RED ROOSTER WHEN SHE COMES

Oh, that's sick! Ofcourse they don't chop the clitoris off their live stock, like their women, so it is possible. I guess.

Posted by: Princess Kimberley at March 17, 2006 02:51 PM (9xjdU)

15 Thats from SHE,LL BE COMMIN AROUND THE MOUNTIAN WHEN SHE COMES

Posted by: sandpiper at March 17, 2006 10:39 PM (4pkrX)

16 Oyster!

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at March 17, 2006 11:33 PM (0yYS2)

17 DID YOU KNOW THAT THE CHICKEN IS THE ONLY ANIMAL THAT EATS WITH ITS PECKER??????????

Posted by: Steve Sharon at March 18, 2006 05:16 AM (Led6O)

18 IM: What? ;-)

Posted by: Oyster at March 18, 2006 06:12 AM (YudAC)

19 Very funny, Rusty, but Bill and Hillary want their sextape back.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at March 18, 2006 09:56 PM (RHG+K)

20 Thats excellent news...any idea if we can see the VIDEO too!!!!!

Posted by: muslimah at March 26, 2006 11:39 AM (99vv8)

21 SUBHAN ALLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE WANT THE VIDEO TOO PLEASEEEEEEEEE....INSHALLAH.

Posted by: India at March 26, 2006 11:47 AM (99vv8)

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