January 12, 2005
In light of all the controversy surrounding an invitation to Kid Rock to perform at the Bush innagural, I thought I'd throw in my own two cents. Might I suggest Faith + 1? First off, let me distance myself from all those South Park conservative-" types who are ridiculing the protesters. And to all you potty mouths who are pooh-poohing all of us real conservatives, well let me just tell you that there's no room in the big tent for your ilk. What did you think the big tent metaphor was about? We we're talking about a revival tent, morons not a tent of ill repute.
Does any other band represent the second Bush era better than Faith + 1? With such inspiring songs as "I've been thinkin bout you, Jesus", "The body of Christ", "I can't live without you, Jesus", and "Don't you ever leave me, Jesus" there's something in their songs for every one. And family friendly? You better believe Faith + 1 is family friendly! I mean, what could be more family friendly than an interracial Christan rock boy band??!!??!!
Members of Faith + 1 from left to right: Leopold Stotch, Eric Cartman, and Token
Shamelessly linked at the Traffic Jam....because WWJD?
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HAHAHAHAHAH! I've had that one song stuck in my head since I heard the news.
Posted by: Bill from INDC at January 12, 2005 04:03 PM (yZMsp)
Posted by: Leopold Stotch at January 12, 2005 04:06 PM (r4QA1)
Posted by: Bill from INDC at January 12, 2005 04:08 PM (yZMsp)
Posted by: Rusty at January 12, 2005 05:08 PM (JQjhA)
Posted by: Jeffrey at January 12, 2005 07:53 PM (eidub)
Posted by: Juliette at January 12, 2005 08:39 PM (Jn7q4)
for over one million records sold, the Christian Recording Industry is
please to present you with this Myrrh album. [presents the album plaque to Cartman. The crowd cheers]
Cartman: [takes the album] Thank you very uh- wah? Myrrh album?
Stan: I thought albums win either gold or platinum.
Michael Collins: No no, in Christian rock, our albums go gold and frankincense and myrrh. Congratulations!
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And the absolute best part of that episode:
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Butters: Eric, I-I'm pretty sure you shouldn't say the F-word about-uh... Jesus.
Posted by: Mark J at January 13, 2005 01:25 AM (ykFk5)
Posted by: Rusty at January 13, 2005 08:09 AM (JQjhA)
Posted by: firstbrokenangel at January 13, 2005 09:32 AM (D39Vm)
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Posted by: Eric cartman at January 27, 2005 11:00 AM (GhyEz)
Posted by: Stan marsh at January 27, 2005 11:04 AM (GhyEz)
Posted by: Clyde goodman at January 27, 2005 11:10 AM (GhyEz)
Butters: oh, hi Eric.
Cartman: Butters, get your drum set and meet me at my house, hurry Butters, (rushes off)
Butters: (sees cartman run off) ohhh...
Posted by: Stan marsh at January 27, 2005 11:20 AM (GhyEz)
Posted by: Stan marsh at January 27, 2005 11:25 AM (GhyEz)
Posted by: Stan marsh at January 27, 2005 11:25 AM (GhyEz)
Cartman: Token, get your bass guiter and meet me at my house.
Token: What?! we don't have a bass Guiter.
Cartman: because your Family Black! the Bass guiter gotta be around in your house somewhere! [rushes off]
Token: What a asshole. [shuts the door in front of him]
Posted by: Stan marsh at January 28, 2005 05:03 PM (RWVCv)
Posted by: Stan marsh at January 28, 2005 05:04 PM (RWVCv)
Cartman: Good one Token.
[Token has enough of that, he Pouches Cartman three times, Token walks away, Butters farts on Cartman's head, flips him off]
Butters: F(beep)k you Eric. [walks off]
Posted by: Stan marsh at January 28, 2005 05:10 PM (RWVCv)
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