1 I have here the first batch of the  magic elixer that will rid us of islamofascism !!

2 "Thirsty, Nancy?"

3 <b>George:</b> "Good news, Dick, I think we've found a cure for Tourette's Syndrome."

<b>Dick:</b> "That's @#$!!ing great, Mr. President."

4 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the greatest scientific breakthrough in the history of mankind! The cure for liberalism!

5 Bush: "Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you condensed liberal intelligence - and it only costs $1B per gram!"

Reporter: "Why is it so expensive, Mr. President?"

Bush: "You wouldn't believe how many liberals it takes to make a gram of this stuff!"

<rimshot>

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week. Enjoy the buffet!

6 "I don't know why you need this. You got the wrong guy! I already told you I didn't have sex with that woman ... Ms Lewinsky."                         
                      
                                
                             USA, all the way!

7 "Well they told me it's suppossed to be the soul of Jack Murtha, but it looks to me as if it's just a quivering cowardly corrupt blob of slime ..."                          USA, all the way!

8 "Check it out! The entire moral character of the political left, with some flour added for substance."             USA, all the way!

9 "Bet you didn't know I'm Eddie Van Halen's father!"

10 here cindy...here girl...come to g.w.....

11 I gotcher WMDs right here!  =^.^=

12 Remember that sumbitch in Iran?  I got something here that will make his lil' tally-wacker do cartwheels.  Yep, sure do.  Hehehehe

13 When Hillary is lured in by this blood sample, I can finally drive a stake through the beast's heart!

14 "This will prove I fathered Anna Nicole's baby. Don't tell Laura."

15 "Heh, heh! I hold in my hands all the blood, sweat and tears leftists have shed on behalf of this country since 1776! Heh, heh! Heh heh!"

16 "Here's your quart, leftwing bloodsuckers. The pound of flesh may take awhile. Does shit count?"

17 "Heh, heh! Ten bucks says Osamabinhiding eats this doody sample!"

18 "Heh, heh! I cant wait to see the look on Queen of the House Pelosi's face when she finds out this isn't really botox! Heh, heh! How can you tell when Skelator is surprised, anyway? Her skin is stretched so thin across her skull that she has to blink uncontrollably just to close her grimacing mouth!"

19 "Now we know how much bile a leftard spews every time he opens his mouth!"

20 "Maybe I should launch another war for oil. This all I got from Iraq so far!"

21 "I got Jack Murtha's special Mocha Latte right here! Heh, heh! I gave it the Presidential Seal of Poop Approval by eating ten chimichangas and washing them down with Mexican water. I hope he likes his mochas at room temperature!"

22 "Heh, heh! Tell Harry Reid this diarrhea is gollum food and see if he eats it!" 

23 Check this blood sample against Bin Laden's DNA. I believe it'll prove Murtha's been blowing him!"

24 Can Jeff have a 'Fatwa' for persistence?              USA, all the way!

25 Jeff only deserves a flaming bag of poop on his porch, Michael. Although, some of his captions are quite funny, I'll admit.

26 Speaking of funny...I found a clip of Jeff Lube & GayRooster online:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUnwbpNejsQ

27 Speaking of funny, osamasmama isn't.


Flame on. I expect no less of a flamer like you.

28 "Getting the stool sample in the beaker was easy. Getting the beaker out of my butt was the hard part."

29 "Heh! Look what dribbled out of Osamashitforbrains' head!"

30 "I got a campaign contribution for Hilary!"

31

Osamabinstalking 

You asked me why I might defend Jeff, and greyrooster.  You may not know this, but a few times I also defended No Fear, who is pretty clearly a lefty. Well besides the fact I consider Jeff, and greyrooster to be on my side a lot of the time, I don't like to see anyone stalked from thread to thread, and I try to catch myself when I feel the urge to do some of it myself. 

Greyrooster, and Jeff often have very good points, and even if I disagree with some of them, they do deserve as much chance to be heard as anyone.  No Fear I actually seemed to get along with, and I think actually discussing the differences of opinion had merit.

I resort to name calling sometimes. If I get mad, I usually settle on some fairly simple term, like 'dork' and call my target by that. It allows me to show disgust, but it still keep the sentences free of a lot of extra garbage. Even that, I try to avoid. Sometimes I call someone ignorrant when it is uncalled for.

Now it so happens that I value the patriotism of Jeff, and Greyrooster, and for that reason alone, I would defend their ability to comment here. If only for the sake of free speech, I even value Ken Hoop's comments, though I still have an obligation to attack them. 

Comments like #26 aren't argueing. They aren't necessarily funny, and they are intended to demean other commenters, regardless of the merits of any arguements made by those commenters.   It isn't cool to have to sort through these on every single thread.  If you can't ignore Jeff's name-game, you could handle it differently.

I admit, I don't usually care for Jeff's name calling, but sometimes it is actually funny.  With Jeff, I try to read the content of his arguement. If there is no content beyond a personal attack, I ussually just skip over it. If I see two or three in a row, that are only an attack, I skip the thread. If I see two or three personal attacks, minus an actual arguement, from ANYONE, in a row ... I will usually skip the rest of the thread.

I doubt I'm the only one who does this.

So lets see ... since your squabbling with grey, and Jeff, then there is a pretty good chance that I'll get three in a row wherever all three of you are at. If we lump in some of the others who like the personal attack, well, I could just go to Town Hall and get my news fix.couldn't I?

A little name calling is OK. When everyone piles on, it gets bad, and I'm VERY AGAINST BANNING PEOPLE, so I hope nobody thinks that is my point. I'm saying, if you think your a great debator, then DEBATE, dammit!! Let the reader decide who to skip over, and stop adding jumps to the course OK???

COMMENTER! POLICE THYSELF!!! Raise the bar, don't go under it! Leave that for others.

I like Greyroooster, and Jeff just fine, and I'm not following your 'funny' links. If they do that to you, I'm not following those links either. I'm boycotting all of those links!  Everyone got that?

I'm not going to post any funny links of my own about Ken Hoop either. I'm not perfect, but flinging giant monkey turds isn't that hard to avoid doing!

Since Jeff, and greyrooster may read this, may I encourage my allies to take this occassion to consider the value of thier arguements, That value may be lost when people don't read past the personal attack portion. It's something to consider.

Anyway, Osamabinnotasfunnyashethinksheis, I hope you understand this longish answer to your question, and I hope I have had some influence in raising the level of exchange. It's something WE ALL SHOULD DO.

USA, all the way!

32 Sorry about the OFF TOPIC comment! I needed to say it somewhere....                       USA, all the way!

33 Ok Michael. I think a while back I decided to try and ignore Jeff and that lasted about....hahaha....a day? Probably because I tend to not let anyone take a swipe at me without swiping back. Tell you what though, I think you might be right about this. From this point forward, I'll try a week of ignoring Jeff and Rooster unless they address me in a civil manner. We'll see how that goes. I can't guarantee it, but I'll try.

34 I appreciate that.                                        USA, all the way!

35 I'm sure many will...haha.

36 Osamabinhuntinforsympathy:


Don't fool yourself. Nobody appreciates you.


I respectfully submit that you only swipe at people online--and any poor men in your hateful life who are subject to the misandrist lawsof your local government.


We both know you wouldn't have the guts to swipe at me in person.


My captions are still thefunniest, by the way. There's nothing funny about your intolerance or stupidity.

37 Michael, it really is a test of patience, eh? I'm actually kind of enjoying ignoring him now.

38 Jeff, you are funny sometimes but the rest of the time you are just mean.

39 "Elections lasting more than 4 months should be treated by the Supreme Court..."

40 And I thought #39 was funny, BTW.     USA, all the way!

41 Tbone:


Heaven forbid I should be mean to a shit-licking troll who hates America almost as much as she does men and their penises.


Shouldn't you be sitting on the Naked Trucker's lap eating a glazed doughnut?

42 One drink of this and you can recieve full goverment protection it will turn you into a california condor