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October 28, 2006

Ask the Imam

Q: What if a believer were to glue a hummus-laden pita to the back of a cat, and hurl it from the local prayer tower?

Iowahawk has the answer.

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1 Did you recover from the runs?

Posted by: Dill Doe at October 28, 2006 07:55 PM (HSkSw)

2 The cat would split in two with its feet landing upright and the hummus-laden pita landing face down.

Why you might ask? Inshallah!

Posted by: CanForce 101 at October 29, 2006 01:05 AM (xfvyZ)

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