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May 11, 2007

Ashley Judd : Matriculator Extraordinaire

Word has it that the very lovely Ashley Judd (images) has matriculated from the University of Kentucky with a bachelor's degree in French.

Being a degree holder, Ms. Judd is now more qualified than Rosie O'Donnell and Barbra Streisand to lecture world leaders on foreign policy and scientific investigators on the laws of physics. Only time will tell if she chooses to use her newly-acquired powers for good or for evil...

Posted by: Ragnar at 12:26 AM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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1 Yeah, I would. No doubt. Well, if I was single anyway.

Posted by: Dick at May 11, 2007 08:43 AM (XlQVK)

2 Hey, you only live once pal. Pardon my crudeness, but if Ashley Judd was writhing around on your lap, leaving snail-trails and whatnot, you'd say, 'Sorry my dear - I'm spoken for?' What are you - a priest? Or a junky?
Thanks for tainting Ashley's gloriousness with the image of Rosie O' Donnell. It's going to take a lot of councilling to get that retina-burning image out of my poor old brain...

Posted by: Infidelsalwayswin at May 11, 2007 12:27 PM (jzqUL)

3 She's a Kappa Kappa Gamma lady. And she was good gay with Salma Hayek on film. Nice...

Posted by: wooga at May 11, 2007 01:00 PM (t9sT5)

4 That was indeed good gay....even with Salma's unibrow in that flick.

Posted by: Randman at May 11, 2007 02:06 PM (Sal3J)

5 I'm matriculating right now just thinking of Ashley... and Salma...

Posted by: DrTheopolis at May 11, 2007 02:35 PM (9ZqGe)

6 woot to her!
Its a good feeling to finally get all that garbage over with.

Wish I had her email.

Posted by: JeepThang at May 11, 2007 11:24 PM (yZQoS)

7 A bachelor's in French? Woo-hoo! I don't think you can even get a degree in French in France, not that a normal person would want to.

Posted by: skh.pcola at May 13, 2007 08:53 PM (S4KNm)

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