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May 30, 2007

Messin' With the Taliban: E-mail a Terrorist + Call the Top Taliban Spokesman!

Don't you just love those beef jerky commercials? You know the ones ... the messin' with Sasquatch commercials.

Now is your chance to e-mail the Taliban. Mess with them a little. I'm. Not. Kidding.

Here are a few e-mails I found at a Taliban website. One is for the Taliban webmaster, and two of the others appear to be the e-mail for a couple of dudes named as "the official spokesmen for the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan". The last one I'm not sure about.

alemarah1@yahoo.com
zabihullahmujahid@yahoo.com
alfarhad2005@yahoo.com
gran@inbox.com

Please forward any e-mail you get from them to me. Thanks.

PS--Just in case you want to call the Taliban, they were kind enough to leave the phone numbers for their "spokesmen". The 88216 prefix indicates that it's a satelite phone.

(011 from US, then) 8821621515539 --- ask for Ahmadi, which is what Qari Mohammad Yousuf's friends call him. He seems to speak English. Again, I'm not joking.
(011 from US, then) 8821621360585 --- calls himself "mujahid", so I'd just ask for soon-to-be-dead asshole

If someone answers, er, then I'd suggest e-mailing me pronto fast. I'd call myself, but I seem to be out of minutes this close to the end of the month.

Posted by: Rusty at 04:15 PM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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1 There is no greater beef jerky commercial than the one featuring the Macho Man Randy Savage crashing into a rendition of Romeo and Juliet, screaming "Art Thou Bored?!?!"

That commercial gave purpose to my life.

Posted by: wooga at May 30, 2007 05:45 PM (t9sT5)

2 Googling the addresses link to some funny stuff. Most hilarious is this page: http://www.freewebtown.com/badar320/index.htm

I'm cracking up over the "Copyright 2005" at the bottom of the page, as if the same savages who have no qualms pushing a 12 year old kid into decapitating a man would be worried about Copyright infringement.

Posted by: Gabriel at May 30, 2007 05:52 PM (NTVio)

3 100% you'd be on the NSA intercepts calling those numbers, that was the triggers inbound/outbound to known terrorist #'s
Satellite phones can be triangulated and intercepted: That is why Bin Laden stopped using his when it was leaked that his Satellite phone was being tracked by the CIA (thanks Journalists!)

Posted by: davec at May 30, 2007 07:12 PM (kcDpP)

4 I sent one to the 1st and2nd names on the list. I got an error message for the 2nd name. Hopefully he's been killed.

Posted by: Rome at May 30, 2007 07:55 PM (/GrlO)

5 I love those Messin' With Sasquatch ads. Almost as much as the GEICO Caveman ads.

Posted by: Hucbald at May 30, 2007 09:07 PM (rPAI7)

6 Davec...the thing is...you never really know....

Posted by: Rusty at May 31, 2007 09:27 AM (JQjhA)

7 Messin with Al-Sasquatch would make a great theme for a youtube vid.

Posted by: Troofer Hawat at May 31, 2007 11:18 AM (HGqHt)

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