November 04, 2006
Message to John Kerry : Leave the Comedy to the Experts
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Fargin right!
I've got my not-so-funny, but fair vid up. Yeah, it's nothin' special, but it's not bad for a first attempt.
Resign
I've got my not-so-funny, but fair vid up. Yeah, it's nothin' special, but it's not bad for a first attempt.
Resign
Posted by: Editor at November 04, 2006 10:28 PM (uL7cK)
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well it took NASA how many years to convince the word "A" was said on the moon??
I think Kerry is was same as Armstrong. Both willing to put there balls where their words were!
unlike Bush,,,,,,
I think Kerry is was same as Armstrong. Both willing to put there balls where their words were!
unlike Bush,,,,,,
Posted by: sol at November 05, 2006 12:10 AM (VFilb)
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Kerry and Armstrong - a very good comparison. Both are true patriots. Both are willing to put it on the line.
As an aside, Neil Armstrong hit me in the ass with a golf ball during a celebrity tournament when I was a kid.
(some freeper is going to say, "Too bad it wasn't your head." Then another freeper will say, "What's the difference?" Har har.)
As an aside, Neil Armstrong hit me in the ass with a golf ball during a celebrity tournament when I was a kid.
(some freeper is going to say, "Too bad it wasn't your head." Then another freeper will say, "What's the difference?" Har har.)
Posted by: CafeenMan at November 05, 2006 12:55 AM (eNwl1)
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Little known fact
the Second set of words said on the moon by Buzz
(Buzz is a legend! and a great writer!!)
"Maybe one small step for you , but it's one giant leap for me!"
the Second set of words said on the moon by Buzz
(Buzz is a legend! and a great writer!!)
"Maybe one small step for you , but it's one giant leap for me!"
Posted by: sol at November 05, 2006 01:00 AM (VFilb)
Posted by: Max Power at November 05, 2006 05:02 AM (PM8kH)
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5 "Kerry and Armstrong - a very good comparison" TOO FUNNY!!!
Posted by: Max Power at November 05, 2006 05:02 AM
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You don't think that what Armstrong did was of major historical importance?
Posted by: Max Power at November 05, 2006 05:02 AM
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You don't think that what Armstrong did was of major historical importance?
Posted by: CafeenMan at November 05, 2006 06:21 AM (eNwl1)
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This guy needs to keep his day job, too.
He is as bad at telling a joke as John Kerry.
Or is this as funny as Brits can get (sorry Brits).
He is as bad at telling a joke as John Kerry.
Or is this as funny as Brits can get (sorry Brits).
Posted by: PuddleDuck at November 05, 2006 07:17 AM (fMHQi)
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"CafeebMan, I'm sure you get hit in the ass rythmically on a regular basis.
Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 5, 2006 08:01 AM"
They're so predictable, eh, CafeenMan?
Always an insightful, thoughtful response.
Jeff's only claim to fame is that his moronic responses are just a cunthair less moronic than those of GayBooster.
If you didn't know one from the other, you could easily get them confused.
Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 5, 2006 08:01 AM"
They're so predictable, eh, CafeenMan?
Always an insightful, thoughtful response.
Jeff's only claim to fame is that his moronic responses are just a cunthair less moronic than those of GayBooster.
If you didn't know one from the other, you could easily get them confused.
Posted by: PuddleDuck at November 05, 2006 07:24 AM (fMHQi)
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Watch out, CafeenMan -
Don't claim military service, here, if you haven't proved yourself to be "true believer".
You will be labeled as a phony, yet a great Googler.
Don't claim military service, here, if you haven't proved yourself to be "true believer".
You will be labeled as a phony, yet a great Googler.
Posted by: PuddleDuck at November 05, 2006 07:32 AM (fMHQi)
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The only similarity between Armstrong and Kerry, is that they both said exactly what they meant to say. Both speeches were scripted, so no error was made. Armstrong was able to memorize his, but Kerry was reading his.
Other than that, it's like comparing George Washington to Benedict Arnold. No, wait. Arnold was a brave and competent soldier, so he cant be compared to Kerry.
CafeebMan, I'm sure you get hit in the ass rythmically on a regular basis.
Other than that, it's like comparing George Washington to Benedict Arnold. No, wait. Arnold was a brave and competent soldier, so he cant be compared to Kerry.
CafeebMan, I'm sure you get hit in the ass rythmically on a regular basis.
Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 05, 2006 08:01 AM (bLPT+)
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CafeebMan, I'm sure you get hit in the ass rythmically on a regular basis.
Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 05, 2006 08:01 AM
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What is it with you guys and sex anyway? You seem really fixated on it.
Anyway... I can't believe you're comparing Neil Armstrong to Benedict Arnold. But you're entitled to your opinion. Those of us who gave part or all of our lives to military service protected that right for you.
Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 05, 2006 08:01 AM
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What is it with you guys and sex anyway? You seem really fixated on it.
Anyway... I can't believe you're comparing Neil Armstrong to Benedict Arnold. But you're entitled to your opinion. Those of us who gave part or all of our lives to military service protected that right for you.
Posted by: CafeenMan at November 05, 2006 08:17 AM (eNwl1)
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"What is it with you guys and sex anyway? You seem really fixated on it. "
Its hard to put it out of our mind when there is a dick posting.
"Those of us who gave part or all of our lives to military service protected that right for you."
Would you like us to cue the music now?
Its hard to put it out of our mind when there is a dick posting.
"Those of us who gave part or all of our lives to military service protected that right for you."
Would you like us to cue the music now?
Posted by: Randman at November 05, 2006 09:36 AM (Sal3J)
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Hey, new lefturds! Welcome aboard guys, and thanks for demonstrating to
everyone who isn't with the program yet exactly why you should all be
killed. Keep up the good work!
everyone who isn't with the program yet exactly why you should all be
killed. Keep up the good work!
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at November 05, 2006 12:14 PM (v3I+x)
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Cafeeb:
I'm fixated on sex because I have a strong libido, but don't get any ideas.
Why am I not surprised that the moron who compared Neil Armstrong to Ketchup Kerry thinks I compared Armstrong to Benedict Arnold?
Thanks for your military service Gomer. You would never lie about a thing like that, after all.
The only joke Kerry told was his non-apology.
I'm fixated on sex because I have a strong libido, but don't get any ideas.
Why am I not surprised that the moron who compared Neil Armstrong to Ketchup Kerry thinks I compared Armstrong to Benedict Arnold?
Thanks for your military service Gomer. You would never lie about a thing like that, after all.
The only joke Kerry told was his non-apology.
Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 05, 2006 12:56 PM (bLPT+)
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It's refreshing to see the right wing praise Armstrong.
You do know that Armstrong is a Muslim, right? Didn't think so. Nasty facts getting in the way of your bigotry. How dare they!
You do know that Armstrong is a Muslim, right? Didn't think so. Nasty facts getting in the way of your bigotry. How dare they!
Posted by: CP at November 05, 2006 01:14 PM (m9IYH)
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"
You do know that Armstrong is a Muslim, right? Didn't think so. Nasty facts getting in the way of your bigotry. How dare they! "
Wow! You just demonstrated that your a regular visitor to radical Muslim websites you assmunch.
That is a stupid rumor that the lying Mohammadins spread all over so
they can claim they have somebody intelligent joining their cult.
You do know that you are an ignorant terrorist supporting cunt, right?
Didn't think so. Nasty facts getting in the way of your terrorist cock
sucking.
You do know that Armstrong is a Muslim, right? Didn't think so. Nasty facts getting in the way of your bigotry. How dare they! "
Wow! You just demonstrated that your a regular visitor to radical Muslim websites you assmunch.
That is a stupid rumor that the lying Mohammadins spread all over so
they can claim they have somebody intelligent joining their cult.
You do know that you are an ignorant terrorist supporting cunt, right?
Didn't think so. Nasty facts getting in the way of your terrorist cock
sucking.
Posted by: Randman at November 05, 2006 02:01 PM (Sal3J)
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CP:
Did you know that Bush and Cheney are muslims? I guess you better start praising them. You're not one to let nasty facts get in the way of your bigotry, after all.
Why are foreigners so fucking stupid?
Did you know that Bush and Cheney are muslims? I guess you better start praising them. You're not one to let nasty facts get in the way of your bigotry, after all.
Why are foreigners so fucking stupid?
Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 05, 2006 02:12 PM (bLPT+)
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Got proof I support terrorism? Provide it, or apologize. Oh wait, there is no proof. Facts, being what they are. Don't let that stop you from being an idiot, you're doing so well. Wallow in your ignorance, it makes me no nevermind.
You RWs are too easy to toy with.
You RWs are too easy to toy with.
Posted by: CP at November 05, 2006 04:27 PM (m9IYH)
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I will admit that google misled me about Armstrong, and for that I apologize. Still, I have to ask. If he was, would your opinions of him change?
For the record. I'm Christian. Something which neither of you two seem to know much about, but I don't have time to explain about Christianity.
For the record. I'm Christian. Something which neither of you two seem to know much about, but I don't have time to explain about Christianity.
Posted by: CP at November 05, 2006 04:38 PM (m9IYH)
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Facts, being what they are. Don't let that stop you from being an
idiot, you're doing so well. Wallow in your ignorance, it makes me no
nevermind.
You RWs are too easy to toy with.
I will admit that google misled me about Armstrong, and for that I
apologize. Still, I have to ask. If he was, would your opinions of him
change?
ROFLMAO! Too fucking funny.As for my opinion on Armstrong if he was a Muslim. Well...if he really
said that he had heard the Muslim screech to prayer while on the moon,
as those sites claimed, I would think him a raving moonbat. But if he
didn't go sawing off heads and sending money to terrorist I would not
give a damn.Of course...I sure that will have you saying I am engaging
in astronautism.
idiot, you're doing so well. Wallow in your ignorance, it makes me no
nevermind.
You RWs are too easy to toy with.
I will admit that google misled me about Armstrong, and for that I
apologize. Still, I have to ask. If he was, would your opinions of him
change?
ROFLMAO! Too fucking funny.As for my opinion on Armstrong if he was a Muslim. Well...if he really
said that he had heard the Muslim screech to prayer while on the moon,
as those sites claimed, I would think him a raving moonbat. But if he
didn't go sawing off heads and sending money to terrorist I would not
give a damn.Of course...I sure that will have you saying I am engaging
in astronautism.
Posted by: Randman at November 05, 2006 05:32 PM (Sal3J)
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CP:
You consistently excuse terrorists on this site. You consistently impugn the people trying to stop them. You obviously hate America, the world's leading light and exemplar of civilization.
Where did your google search take you? No legitimate site wouuld claim Armstrong is an islamopithecine. I think Randman has you pegged. You're a regular visitor to jihad sites. Why wouldn't my opinion of Armstrong change if he were a koranimal?
I doubt you could explain Christianity. No real Christian makes excuses for scum-sucking Arabs who murder innocent Jews as a way of life. Last time I checked, the wogs weren't the chosen children of God. A Christian anti-Semite in the 21 century. Martin Luther would be so proud.
You're just bent because we called you on your rank hypocricy concerning racism and sexism.
It's not too late to pull your head out. Fox News is airing "Obsession" right now. Order it from your local cable company, as I'm sure you're too intolerant to have any moderate friends who might have a subscription already.
You consistently excuse terrorists on this site. You consistently impugn the people trying to stop them. You obviously hate America, the world's leading light and exemplar of civilization.
Where did your google search take you? No legitimate site wouuld claim Armstrong is an islamopithecine. I think Randman has you pegged. You're a regular visitor to jihad sites. Why wouldn't my opinion of Armstrong change if he were a koranimal?
I doubt you could explain Christianity. No real Christian makes excuses for scum-sucking Arabs who murder innocent Jews as a way of life. Last time I checked, the wogs weren't the chosen children of God. A Christian anti-Semite in the 21 century. Martin Luther would be so proud.
You're just bent because we called you on your rank hypocricy concerning racism and sexism.
It's not too late to pull your head out. Fox News is airing "Obsession" right now. Order it from your local cable company, as I'm sure you're too intolerant to have any moderate friends who might have a subscription already.
Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 05, 2006 05:36 PM (bLPT+)
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CP:
I just did a Google search of Neil Armstrong. After viewing hundreds of site headings, I failed to find a single one that linked him to islam.
Let's see you squirm your way out of this one, Dhimmie.
I just did a Google search of Neil Armstrong. After viewing hundreds of site headings, I failed to find a single one that linked him to islam.
Let's see you squirm your way out of this one, Dhimmie.
Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 05, 2006 05:45 PM (bLPT+)
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Wow. You managed to prove me right about Christianity. Well done! It took so little work on my part, yet you can through with flying colours. Here's a hint. John 3:14. You know when you're watching NASCAR, and you see someone holding up a sign, sometimes it has that on it. Note that if you look it up, there are no exceptions. There is no asterisk. It's all encompassing.
Letsee. Anti-Semite, anti-American, terrorist supporter, communist (did I miss any?) I tell ya, when you follow the talking points, you really follow them. Good show. Fine. I don't really give a damn what your opinion is of me because your opinion matters little. If you want to have a mature debate, if whenever you can handle it, then look me up. This would require you to provide your own thoughts though. Can you handle it? Your reply to this will no doubt leave any question of that a forgone conclusion.
For your part, I assume that if you were to replace "Muslim" with "Jew", you'd be in Hitler's Germany of 2006. I know, I know, a ghastly comparison and really, there is no comparison. Jews are good, Muslims are bad...yadda, yadda, yadda. I'd recommend learning that history, but you wouldn't do that. You'd deny the comparison is valid, call me some more names and move on
Letsee. Anti-Semite, anti-American, terrorist supporter, communist (did I miss any?) I tell ya, when you follow the talking points, you really follow them. Good show. Fine. I don't really give a damn what your opinion is of me because your opinion matters little. If you want to have a mature debate, if whenever you can handle it, then look me up. This would require you to provide your own thoughts though. Can you handle it? Your reply to this will no doubt leave any question of that a forgone conclusion.
For your part, I assume that if you were to replace "Muslim" with "Jew", you'd be in Hitler's Germany of 2006. I know, I know, a ghastly comparison and really, there is no comparison. Jews are good, Muslims are bad...yadda, yadda, yadda. I'd recommend learning that history, but you wouldn't do that. You'd deny the comparison is valid, call me some more names and move on
For now, I'll stick with debating with those who are capable of independent and critical thought. Maybe you can look those concepts up by using the Google. Though, it would seem, you can't even use Google properly, c'est le vie.
I expect your insults, name calling and other miscellaneous vitriol in triplicate. You may also include threats of bodily harm, "yo momma" lines and intellectual derision. Please make it a good hatred, I'd hate to see the opportunity wasted. Say whatever comes to your minds, I don't really give a damn and really, you wouldn't be doing your job as a sheeple if you didn't. If it's really good, I'll print it out and frame it. Now! On to it! Tell me why kind of person I am! Savage me! Make it good. I'm marking you on it!Posted by: CP at November 05, 2006 06:44 PM (m9IYH)
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Nasty facts getting in the way of your terrorist cock sucking.
Posted by: Randman at November 05, 2006 02:01 PM
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I'll bet you get a nice visual of that and even enjoy it.
Posted by: Randman at November 05, 2006 02:01 PM
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I'll bet you get a nice visual of that and even enjoy it.
Posted by: CafeenMan at November 05, 2006 07:48 PM (eNwl1)
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i think he topped about 6 lines on his forehead but he stopped before the egg head popped. but i didnt watch the whole vid.
Posted by: coor at November 05, 2006 10:25 PM (jaQRE)
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CP:
Wow. You sidestepped the issue of your racism, sexism, anti-Americanism, and other bigotries as nimbly as a mulim woman buried up to her neck dodging a stoning.
Why did you bring up John 3:14? You obviously have no desire to find grace, and mullet heads like you are afraid of serpents.
Projection about assigned talking points? You wouldn't be a mindless leftist without it.
A hard-left fanatic who equates a moderate with Hitler? What were the odds! (Roughly 100%.) A leftie who neglects to mention the name and ideology of Der Fuhrer's socialist party? (200%, because you fascists always deny it.)
An anti-Semite who compares Jews unfavorably to genocidal wogs and denies her anti-Semitism? Can you say "occupier," "aparthied state," "Zionism is racism," "Protocols of the Elders of Zion," and muslim posing as a Christian? Probability that you're a raging Jew hater? Another 200%.
A leftie who thinks Google is accurate and educational? Can you say "dee, dee, dee!"
Good luck convincing anyone you learned Neil Armstrong is a "muslim" from a Google search of his name, you flea-bitten islamopithecine.
Hey. Did you know that little muhammad was a lice-ridden pedophile, coward, liar, thief, rapist, murderer, Satanist, and prophet pretender who serially molested camels? (Peace be upon him.) How do you feel about that?
Wow. You sidestepped the issue of your racism, sexism, anti-Americanism, and other bigotries as nimbly as a mulim woman buried up to her neck dodging a stoning.
Why did you bring up John 3:14? You obviously have no desire to find grace, and mullet heads like you are afraid of serpents.
Projection about assigned talking points? You wouldn't be a mindless leftist without it.
A hard-left fanatic who equates a moderate with Hitler? What were the odds! (Roughly 100%.) A leftie who neglects to mention the name and ideology of Der Fuhrer's socialist party? (200%, because you fascists always deny it.)
An anti-Semite who compares Jews unfavorably to genocidal wogs and denies her anti-Semitism? Can you say "occupier," "aparthied state," "Zionism is racism," "Protocols of the Elders of Zion," and muslim posing as a Christian? Probability that you're a raging Jew hater? Another 200%.
A leftie who thinks Google is accurate and educational? Can you say "dee, dee, dee!"
Good luck convincing anyone you learned Neil Armstrong is a "muslim" from a Google search of his name, you flea-bitten islamopithecine.
Hey. Did you know that little muhammad was a lice-ridden pedophile, coward, liar, thief, rapist, murderer, Satanist, and prophet pretender who serially molested camels? (Peace be upon him.) How do you feel about that?
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