March 06, 2007

Meet Bill Clinton's Mistress: Belinda Stronach

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Apparently tongues were wagging in both the British tabloids and in the Great White North that Bill Clinton was getting a little action from Canadian Liberal MP, Belinda Stronach---and nobody bothered to tell me! Shame on you.

Stronach is one of the wealthiest businesswomen in Canada and, apparently, has a nack for sleeping with the rich and or the famous. This includes a couple of hockey players and a former Conservative MP.

Stronach herself was a Conservative but jumped ship, dumped her Conservative MP, and last year she' was rumored to be doing the Lewinsky act on Bill Clinton. Let's hope she's washing those dresses!

And, to be honest, she's not half bad looking--especially by Bubba's standards. For once Clinton shows a bit of taste if not any class.

The First Post:

The tabloids cut to the chase: they called her the "blonde bombshell" or "Bubba's blonde."

Bubba, of course, is Bill Clinton. He has been photographed with Stronach several times. The sightings seem to be getting more frequent, leading to press speculation that their relationship has moved beyond official "friendship" - the description used by Stronach's PR people - to true romance.

The money quote from the article:

"Bill was always more interested in her money than her breasts."

That's a first! Anyway, this may be old news to most, but the article just came up in my gmail, and it's a first to me.....and oh so predictably funny!

UPDATE: Since some of you can't read, let me clarify--this is old news, and I'm pissed that no one e-mailed me this. And you call yourselves friends.......

oops, I just realized I used the present tense in a few sentences. My bad.

Posted by: Rusty at 08:20 PM | Comments (19) | Add Comment
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1 Rusty the date on that article is over 9 months ago, so I think perhaps the "the sightings seem to be getting more frequent" may be a little out of date and misleading. I don't recall Clinton having been back there since last spring.

Posted by: JOHN RYAN at March 06, 2007 09:39 PM (TcoRJ)

2 In the meantime, Hilary is sticking to her toys.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at March 06, 2007 09:46 PM (8e/V4)

3 and nobody bothered to tell me! Shame on you....

Anyway, this may be old news to most, but the article just came up in
my gmail, and it's a first to me.....and oh so predictably funny!

Posted by: Rusty at March 06, 2007 09:59 PM (JQjhA)

4 Nice fluff. I have something here that was news to me. Apparently our fighting men and women must fill out a seven page report every time they have to fire a weapon.
 
What do you think would have been the case on Iwo Jima if this requirement were in place for every incident when a firearm were discharged?
 
I also hear that if a person attacks a GI with his bare hands, the most lethal form of force he is authorized to use is his fucking knife!
 
One more thing. I cannot make the trip to DC on March 17 unless I either win the Megamillions or some rich cat in the Atlanta area with a private jet can fly me out there after my son's baseball game. BTW I am willing to pay for my return trip.

Posted by: SeeMonk at March 06, 2007 10:33 PM (FVI4v)

5 Fianlly! A woman that bill and hillary can agree on. Tuna anyone?

Posted by: wb at March 06, 2007 10:59 PM (dFKOS)

6 Hillary will be pissed if Billie don't share. I mean really, this is like the ninth one. Hillary has to be a carpet muncher.

Posted by: greyrooster at March 06, 2007 11:03 PM (wTIrf)

7 Hey Jeff Bargholz! Who the hell gave you the day off?

Posted by: greyrooster at March 06, 2007 11:05 PM (wTIrf)

8

Maybe Jeff is busy lately. I know I am ...                 USA, all the way!


Posted by: Michael Weaver at March 06, 2007 11:53 PM (2OHpj)

9 Oh, Belinda.  Dumped her Tory (aka Conservative) boyfriend for what she hoped would be an easy power grab with the Liberals.

Now she's in the opposition, her ex Peter MacKay is now Foreign Minister and rumored to be tapping Condoleeza Rice.

Posted by: Remulak MoxArgon at March 07, 2007 06:34 AM (7xZkS)

10 "....The tabloids cut to the chase:..."

I'd say, it's slick Willy who cut through the chase!
Holy jumpin', this guy doesn't waste any time; does he?

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at March 07, 2007 07:15 AM (vixLB)

11 Bullshit! No one would wish to tap Condoleesa Rice.

Posted by: greyrooster at March 07, 2007 07:25 AM (wTIrf)

12 What's the matter Rooster? Never heard of white on Rice?

Posted by: wb at March 07, 2007 08:44 AM (hiEju)

13 I'd f*ck her. She's rich and powerful.  If she were younger I'd F*ck her anyway.

Posted by: Darth Odie at March 07, 2007 09:39 AM (YHZAl)

14 Darth Odie,
She's not all that attractive.
But then again neither was Monica Lewinski ;->

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at March 07, 2007 10:17 AM (vixLB)

15 Dad blamed skirt chaser cant turn your back on the scoundrel

Posted by: sandpiper at March 07, 2007 11:25 AM (gJhPg)

16 Poor Rusty, still jealous of the Clenis.  Maybe someday you too will receive a blowjob from an actual live woman.

Posted by: Lee Atwater at March 07, 2007 01:31 PM (MnT3f)

17 and if not there's always nicole smiths implants.....did you see where they were on ebay today?

Posted by: wb at March 07, 2007 06:02 PM (hiEju)

18 No bJs Condoleesa please. Ever see her teeth? Like a beaver. yikes. Once past the teeth and, and, and, there's nothing there.

Posted by: greyrooster at March 08, 2007 09:20 PM (37Xvs)

19 Poor Condi.... she and Rodney D. They just don't get no respect.

Posted by: wb at March 09, 2007 11:07 PM (kkUy5)

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