May 08, 2006
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.... heard the frantic bleating of her ewe. The sound came from beneath the lower portion of her house, which is built on stilts, where she kept her livestock.Ewe!On checking, the woman found the youngster naked with one of her ewes.
"When she screamed, the youth jumped up and fled. She lodged a police report," Nazley said.
UPDATE: The wisdon of Khomeini:
"The meat of horses, mules, or donkeys is not recommended. It is strictly forbidden if the animal was sodomized while alive by a man. In that case, the animal must be taken outside the city and sold."Because the Ayatollahs ask the important questions....."If one commits an act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed as quickly as possible and burned, and the price of it paid to its owner by him who sodomized it."
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Posted by: jesusland joe at May 08, 2006 12:13 PM (rUyw4)
Posted by: sandpiper at May 08, 2006 12:34 PM (gJhPg)
Posted by: Jester at May 08, 2006 01:59 PM (TuAMG)
Posted by: jesusland joe at May 08, 2006 02:35 PM (rUyw4)
Posted by: Oyster at May 08, 2006 02:42 PM (EigeA)
Posted by: Jester at May 08, 2006 03:07 PM (TuAMG)
Posted by: Graeme at May 08, 2006 04:02 PM (xT207)
Actually, given the religious diversity of Malaysia, we don't even know if this guy was Muslim.
Posted by: jd at May 08, 2006 04:08 PM (aqTJB)
Posted by: lumberjack at May 08, 2006 04:56 PM (wMUe9)
Mmmm... Stuffed mutton!
Posted by: ShannonKW at May 08, 2006 05:04 PM (dT1MB)
jd, you need to update your records. The ROP has forced a goodly number of Christians and Buddists to leave Malaysia. My latest count has Muslims in the 60-65% range.
Posted by: jesusland joe at May 08, 2006 05:37 PM (rUyw4)
Posted by: ScurvyOaks at May 08, 2006 05:52 PM (a6SFl)
Posted by: hondo at May 08, 2006 09:48 PM (SeBrl)
Posted by: Last gasp Larry at May 08, 2006 11:57 PM (FCC6c)
All this reminds me of a good joke, though. A prim and proper British major was sent to a desert outpost in Egypt during WWII. A gruff corporal was giving him a tour of the camp. Tour ends, major says "Just one question: what is that camel for?"
The corporal looks ashamed, but says "Major, we are 100 men, and it gets lonely out here in the desert. We are 50 miles from the nearest town, so when the powerful urges strike, well, the men use the camel."
The major nods "I see. Well, you can assure the men that given the circumstances, I will allow the camel to remain, although I deeply disapprove."
A month later, those powerful urges come over the major, and he figures, why not try it? He asks the corporal to bring the camel to his tent, mounts up on a little stool, and has loud, violent sex with the camel. When he finishes, he asks the corporal "Is that pretty much how the men do it?"
"Not exactly, sir. They usually ride the camel into town where the girls are."
Posted by: jd at May 09, 2006 10:29 AM (aqTJB)
"The meat of horses, mules, or donkeys is not recommended. It is strictly forbidden if the animal was sodomized while alive by a man. In that case, the animal must be taken outside the city and sold."
"Sodomized while alive"?
Necrophilic bestiality is okay?
Posted by: Phillep at May 09, 2006 02:00 PM (OpGpa)
Put me down as skeptical as to its authenticity.
Posted by: jd at May 09, 2006 02:06 PM (aqTJB)
Posted by: jd at May 09, 2006 02:34 PM (aqTJB)
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