May 06, 2007
Curing a body of cancer requires radical and invasive therapy, and therefore, curing the biosphere of the human virus will also require a radical and invasive approach.How radical? Watson thinks that the parasitical human population should be reduced to less than a billion, and those chosen to survive should inhabit colonies of twenty thousand or less, with uninterrupted wild areas separating them. They will all be vegans or vegetarians, of course, and reproduction will be limited to those who are responsible enough, in Watson's judgement, to handle parenthood. According to Watson, man has been an "AIDS virus" attacking the planet since his earliest hominid ancestors emerged in Africa. In other words, he's a true misanthrope, not merely a run-of-the-mill technophobe. He hates everyone, even Australian aborigines, whom he accuses of destroying prehistoric Aussie megafauna by setting brush fires. Those bastards.
Related: this group of econuts says that children are bad for the planet.
Random scary thought: Tom Clancy's book "Debt of Honor" was published years before 9/11 and featured a fanatic crashing an airliner into the Capitol Building. Clancy's book "Rainbow Six" features a group of ecomaniacs who plot to wipe out the Earth's population using bio-engineered Ebola virus.
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Posted by: towerclimber37 at May 07, 2007 12:46 AM (YWADR)
Posted by: Randman at May 07, 2007 07:43 AM (Sal3J)
If its yellow, then its mellow, if its brown, flush it down.
The problem with environmentalists is that its impossible to tell if they are joking or not (see Cheryl Crow).
Posted by: BohicaTwentyTwo at May 07, 2007 09:51 AM (oC8nQ)
Posted by: sandpiper at May 07, 2007 10:09 AM (aoHRB)
It is the Earth's own fault for catching a virus when all the while Uranus kept insisting they use a condom.
Posted by: tbone at May 07, 2007 02:34 PM (HGqHt)
Posted by: sandpiper at May 07, 2007 02:53 PM (slksM)
Posted by: Bob in Houston at May 07, 2007 04:53 PM (8+lWS)
I second that...........If Paul thinks there should be fewer people on earth then he should start with none other than himself..........
http://www.mp3.com.au/artist.asp?id=16834
Posted by: doriangrey at May 07, 2007 05:36 PM (XvkRd)
Posted by: greyrooster at May 07, 2007 10:53 PM (AFjd5)
Posted by: sandpiper at May 08, 2007 08:13 AM (9NBAS)
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