April 10, 2007

Leonardo DiCaprio Kills bin Laden!

leo_gilbert_grape.jpgIn an upcoming movie, Leonardo DiCaprio hunts down Osama bin Laden, kills him with his bare hands, and then systematically dismantles the al Qaeda network while simultaneously solving the panda bear impotence problem and reversing global warming......with his mind. At least, that's how the script was pitched to me.

Leo...is there anything he can't do?

Leonardo DiCaprio will be showing his tougher side once again when he tracks an Al Qaeda leader in his newest action flick.

DiCaprio will be playing the part of a journalist-turned-CIA agent who is given the task of locating a terrorist in Jordan.

To be directed by Ridley Scott, the new drama has been named Body Of Lies, and is all set to dredge up memories of the September 11, 2001 attacks, in which Osama Bin Laden ordered the bombings of the World Trade Centre in Manhattan. [SOURCE]

To be honest, I like Ridley Scott, so just how badly Leo screws up the film remains to be seen.

Sadly, this was the top return for a Google News search of "bin Laden".

Posted by: Rusty at 06:26 PM | Comments (10) | Add Comment
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1 Great! We need more info on how barbaric these muslim assholes are. If movies will show the world. Great. We need more and more showing muslims as they truly are. Of course, they will be banned in Islamic lands which will only make them more appealing.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 10, 2007 08:14 PM (2J0r9)

2 But couldn't they at least choose a guy who looks like he can get the lid off a peanut butter jar?

Posted by: Randman at April 10, 2007 08:57 PM (Sal3J)

3 Body Of Lies

This tell me all I need to know about the movie.  I won't be watching it, with or without little Leo.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at April 10, 2007 09:29 PM (8e/V4)

4 ridley did a bad job with the crusades.

very bad.

bad history.

bad box office.

this flick is based on a david ignatius novel.

he of the wash post.

i expect it will make the usa look bad.
like ubl is simply blowback or working for halliburton.
as if global jihad was all about bush and israel and was not a thousand year war being waged from the philippines to morocco.


hollywood used to be patriotic. back when self made men - simple men - IMMIGRANTS -  who loved America - ran things.

now it's run by ignorant uneducated brainwashed and overpaid actors - like sean penn and leo, spoiled third generation postmodernist producers and drug addicted superagents.

just how stupid atre they out there? LOTR was turned down by every major studio.

little miss sunshine took 7 yeasr to get made.

they haven't a clue.

and they hate Amerioca.

a bad combination.

biottom-line: ridley made a good blackhawk down movie from a great book.

this will not be a repeat.

Posted by: reliapundit at April 10, 2007 10:13 PM (xz4sV)

5 "journalist-turned-CIA agent"

Bwwaaaahahahahahaaa!!!

As fracking if.

Posted by: Hucbald at April 11, 2007 06:50 AM (wSSBp)

6 I thought he was pretty good in The Departed and Blood Diamond. I guess some people just haven't gotten over Titanic.

Posted by: Jack's Smirking Revenge at April 11, 2007 08:32 AM (ptO0I)

7 Leo beat up (on film) Matt Damon in the Departed.  That counts for something.

BTW, watching any Matt Damon film right after "Team America" will make the Matt Damon movie funny.

Posted by: wooga at April 11, 2007 12:11 PM (t9sT5)

8 Is there anything Leanardo DiCapriotiosteinbergermacher can not do?

Yeah, ACT!

I was on a flight crossing the Atlantic once. They showed a Leanardo DiCapriotiosteinbergermacher movie and it was twice as bad as normal. Yeah, Leanardo DiCapriotiosteinbergermacher played both leading roles in the movie.

Blech!

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at April 11, 2007 10:15 PM (Aj6tl)

9 I hope he was the one who drowned when the RMS TATANIC SANK

Posted by: sandpiper at April 11, 2007 11:24 PM (XGDTE)

10 The only redeeming part of Leanardo DiCapriotiosteinbergermacher's role in the Titanic was his character was a Wisconsin native.

That is to Leanardo DiCapriotiosteinbergermacher's credit & Wisconsin's discredit.

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at April 12, 2007 09:16 AM (Aj6tl)

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