March 03, 2006
Lent: Day 3
I've managed to avoid watching any porn featuring Ted Turner taking it up the wazoo from a Jane Fonda strap-on for 3 days now. Pray that I can make it to Easter.
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I dunno Rusty - I conceptual idea of Ted Turner getting fucked is somewhat appealing - though this particular case was not what I had in mind.
Posted by: hondo at March 03, 2006 04:32 PM (fyKFC)
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I will pray for your soul Hondo.
Posted by: Rusty at March 03, 2006 04:44 PM (JQjhA)
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Hmm. I kinda figured that was a gimme that one could make it through life without hunting that sort of thing down. Now Jessica Alba, however...
Posted by: Ernie Oporto at March 03, 2006 05:37 PM (/lpvu)
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Er, I was being ironical.
Posted by: Rusty at March 03, 2006 05:51 PM (JQjhA)
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Of course you were being ironical, because you didn't want to reveal the truth that you'd really like to see Scott Baio take it up the wazoo with a Jane Fonda strap-on.
Or is that Filthy? I get confused sometimes.
Or is that Filthy? I get confused sometimes.
Posted by: Vinnie at March 03, 2006 06:23 PM (f289O)
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Having James Earl Jones do voice work would probably do wonders for the tape. For instance, just before Ted gets assaulted with Jane's mail order manhood, Jones could say in that deep voice of his: "This is Ted Turner's bunghole".
Posted by: Graeme at March 03, 2006 06:55 PM (cjDPX)
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Ah Graeme, you certainly know how to lend a touch of class.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at March 05, 2006 06:39 AM (0yYS2)
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