March 19, 2006

Laugh Your A** Off At My Expense

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Winter storm warning now in effect until 6 am cst Tuesday.

The winter storm warning is now in effect until 6 am cst Tuesday.
Expect a mixture of sleet and snow this evening, but changing to all snow after midnight. Early this evening, patchy rain may also occur across extreme southeast nebraska. Snow will continue Monday and Monday night before tapering to flurries early Tuesday. Additional snowfall will range from 8 to 14 inches during this time. The omaha metro area will likely see an additional 8 to 11 inches of snow while the lincoln metro area may receive an additional 10 to 13 inches of accumulation. Northeast winds will also increase to 20 to 30 mph which may produce areas of blowing snow.
A winter storm warning means significant amounts of snow, sleet, and ice are expected or occurring. Strong winds are also possible. This will make travel very hazardous or impossible.

Would one of you kind people please e-mail God and tell him that THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING IS TOMORROW!!!

I'm a little verklempt right now, I may say something I'll regret and end up roasting marshmallows with Mohammed.

Posted by: Vinnie at 06:38 PM | Comments (10) | Add Comment
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1 I am totally upset. Tomorrow is the vernal equinox and my birthday to boot. Grrr!

Posted by: miriam at March 19, 2006 06:57 PM (kHqLn)

2 Here in South-central PA, we are scheduled to get just under an inch of snow on Tuesday. Normally, our temps are about 55 degrees this time of year.

Where is my global warming, Mr. Gore???

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at March 19, 2006 08:30 PM (WOQ34)

3 Don't worry fellas, eventually global warming will take care of snow....

Posted by: Fred Fry at March 19, 2006 09:06 PM (HJnrm)

4 Just returned from walking the pooch, wearing a t-shirt, shorts, and flip flops. Summer has arrived! NA NA NA NA NA NA!

/Damn dog has taken to carrying a rubber chicken in his mouth on his potty walks. I'm so embarrassed. :/

Posted by: Princess Kimberley at March 19, 2006 09:17 PM (9xjdU)

5 Snow squalls here in Upstate NY as well. *sigh* I had such high hopes for that Global Warming dealie.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at March 19, 2006 11:15 PM (RHG+K)

6 I suppose the wild fires will be on hold for a few months now with all this snow, and rain. I am worried about my garden.

Posted by: Leatherneck at March 19, 2006 11:59 PM (UC6hS)

7 I've been running the air conditioning for almost a month now.

Posted by: Oyster at March 20, 2006 05:43 AM (YudAC)

8 Damn, it must suck to not be lucky enough to live in the South. It's a little cool today, but I've spent most of the last couple weeks in a T-shirt. American by birth, Southern by the Grace of God.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at March 20, 2006 05:50 AM (0yYS2)

9 Aw. Its about 68F right now, should be in the 80s by noon. I'll be thinking about ya Vin.

Posted by: LindaSoG at March 20, 2006 06:13 AM (FKfry)

10 I was too quick to gloat; it snowed and sleeted a bit this morning, and has been raining all day, but should be almost 60 by tomorrow.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at March 20, 2006 02:28 PM (0yYS2)

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