January 12, 2006

Ladies and gentleman, Kim Jong Il has left the building

I saw over at AoSHQ that there were reports that North Korean dicatator's train had disappeared in China. WTF? I asked myself. Did someone pull the ol' Hans Brix shark-tank on his dictatorness?

Alas, I'm afraid it isn't so. Kim Jong Il has become the Elvis of the Far East. He's been spotted all over China, North Korea, and even Russia. And I'm afraid he's getting the rock star treatment in one Chinese city. Leading the Charge:

Chinese authorities took over a hotel in the southern city of Guangzhou on Thursday and barred public access amid rumors North Korean leader Kim Jong-il is making a secret visit.

Traffic was cordoned off several hundred meters (yards) from the White Swan Hotel and police and hotel staff stopped people from walking in.

"I am sorry, but the government has rented the whole hotel and in fact this morning we had to send our guests to other hotels," one employee told Reuters. "We will only open for regular business on the morning of the 16th."

Asked if any special visitors were staying at the hotel, she said: "We don‘t know. We have not been told anything."

In Beijing, Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesman Kong Quan told reporters he had "no information to offer" on Kim‘s whereabouts.

Various media reports -- citing witnesses, diplomatic sources and those familiar with his movements -- have put Kim in Beijing or Shanghai. One source said he was in Russia.

Hong Kong reporters began flocking to Guangzhou, capital of Guangdong province, on rumors Kim was staying at the White Swan.

What next? A Jong Il, Hussein, Assad, Ahmadinejad reunion concert on the roof of the hotel? It's been done.

Posted by: Rusty at 09:22 AM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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1 Hey Kim - watch out for that bar of soap!

Posted by: hondo at January 12, 2006 09:44 AM (3aakz)

2 I guess he has more than the usual number of prostitutes accompanying him...

Posted by: Venom at January 12, 2006 10:12 AM (dbxVM)

3 where's waldo?

Posted by: dinah lord at January 12, 2006 02:30 PM (6krEN)

4 Takes his personal armored train huh - doesn't want to fly - whats up with that?

Any bridges to cross?

Putin, Hu! Please! Get it over with and pop this guy! We can blame it on .... any suggestions?

Posted by: hondo at January 12, 2006 09:43 PM (3aakz)

5 Perhaps he's gone looking for a new hairdresser.

Posted by: xanthoxanax at January 13, 2006 01:16 AM (Iluus)

6 I've been booted from the White Swan. Security is super tight here on Shamian Island, but it's suprisingly quiet.

I'm a white US citizen doing engineering work here on the same Island Il is on, and it's not nerve-wracking or anything...

Posted by: Ian at January 13, 2006 04:00 AM (tbMKG)

7 We were in Dandong the day before he passed through in '04. Nothing highly unusual. The Chinese are certainly blase about everything he does. Another day for them

Posted by: sludge at January 15, 2006 07:15 PM (5p0+7)

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