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August 31, 2004

Jessica Cutler, Butt Ugly

The thing about Jessica Cutler posing nude in Playboy is, well, she's just not that attractive. In fact she's butt ugly. Don't they have, like, airbrushes or something to fix that? Ok, no more Washingtonienne posts. I promise...er, at least not until the Hustler pictoral, cause, well, you know.....

[My eyes!! They burn!!! Damn you Kevin for the link]

UPDATE: Yikes!! What some people will do for hits. (NSFW--I'd also recommend not looking, ever. Seriously)

Posted by: Rusty at 03:46 PM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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1 Butt ugly... Heh heh. I get it. Butt ugly. Stop you make me laugh too hard.

Posted by: The Maximum Leader at August 31, 2004 04:03 PM (MY69e)

2 uglier than a dime's worth of dog meat.

Posted by: Joel (No Pundit Intended) at August 31, 2004 04:22 PM (iGAEH)

3 One in ten will get the butt of the 'butt' reference! Kudos.

Posted by: RS at August 31, 2004 04:27 PM (JQjhA)

4 Her eyes are set too close together, like pig eyes.

Posted by: Brian B at August 31, 2004 04:28 PM (OnnW3)

5 Has Ace seen this yet? Yeah, but no one was looking at her eyes.......

Posted by: RS at August 31, 2004 04:30 PM (JQjhA)

6 The peanut gallery weighs in.

Some of these comments are quite amusing. My favorite so far:

Jerry: "She had manface, the face of a man."
Elaine: "Would you prefer it if she had no face?"

Posted by: ccwbass at August 31, 2004 05:13 PM (qg4dU)

7 LOL! I said this a couple weeks ago when WAPO did the article. Doesnt it scare you Rusty when I start agreeing with you so damned much?

Posted by: David Anderson at August 31, 2004 08:03 PM (VCVxu)

8 Yep, it's why she relied on her butt so much....

Posted by: Macker at September 01, 2004 06:13 AM (Fkb++)

9 I'm with Jerry Lee Lewis on this one:

Pussy is pussy.

Posted by: M. Simon at September 01, 2004 04:38 PM (jODBk)

10 I was getting them anyway. I did that post on cutler back when the Washington Post article came out. Today it was getting a ton of google hits for "Jessica Cutler" and such, so I just gave the masses what they wanted.

You know me, I aim to please.

Posted by: Rob at September 01, 2004 07:30 PM (SPiQ6)

11 Uh..did you post the same "don't they have airbrushes" comment EVERYWHERE you could? Exactly what is your agenda against Miss Cutler? I know you and Michele Malkin are jealous, but come on!

Posted by: JN at January 02, 2005 07:15 PM (/d9Sw)

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