January 24, 2007

Is Rachel Ray a Racist?

More fun with those shadowy "unidentified sources." This time, the "unidentified sources" claim to have caught Rachel Ray making racial remarks about Oprah Winfrey:

We're told Ray became "extremely loud and aggressive," and began dissing Oprah. Sources say she told the group about a portrait of Oprah that sits in the lobby of Harpo Productions in Chicago. It's from the movie "Beloved" and shows Winfrey's back, enhanced with scars. She's also wearing a skirt from the slavery era.

Back at the table, sources say Ray launched into attack mode: "Why is she wearing slave drag? She obviously has problems being black."

The story did not note whether these are the same "unidentified sources" that witnessed the six Sunnis being burned alive in Baghdad last November.

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1 RR's about 50 pounds away from being Rosie.

Posted by: MidnightSun at January 24, 2007 03:50 PM (6/tHL)

2 Obviously the woman is in need of rehab.  That's where all the racists go nowadays.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at January 24, 2007 04:30 PM (8e/V4)

3 50 pounds from being Rosie?  I think you left off a zero.
 
Rachel is hot.  Talks too damn much.  Too perky.  But hot.

Posted by: slug at January 24, 2007 05:13 PM (y09As)

4 Whey hawt, and I've seen her show, she's repeatedly expressed her gratitude for the people fighting for us.

She may tilt left as far as social causes go, but she ain't no Rosie.

Posted by: Vinnie at January 24, 2007 05:21 PM (fdAim)

5 First off, Rachel is smokin' hot. No weight loss needed, at all.
Kelly's not buying into the story.
Secondly, I'm having a hard time believing this crap ranks high enough to make it to Jawa.

Posted by: dick at January 24, 2007 09:25 PM (UqcLb)

6 Everyone bleat together now: Brown skin good; White skin bad.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 24, 2007 09:26 PM (eGb9y)

7 I've read her comments - I've seen her show.

So..... what was the problem again?

(psst - Rachel - call me ;p )

Posted by: thaitied at January 24, 2007 11:22 PM (TfTAE)

8 Comrades,
 
   I concur... Rachel is hottttt. What's the problem again?
 
   Rosie's problem is that she's so damned fat that every time she gets a piercing, gravy flows out.
 
   Respects,

Posted by: Gwedd at January 24, 2007 11:59 PM (wlNg1)

9 Ewwwww.....

Posted by: Ragnar the Linkwhore at January 25, 2007 12:14 AM (nlbsw)

10 Rachel Ray is HOT? Only if you're a chubby chaser. Her waist is bigger than her bust. The way she squeezes herself into those tight shirts, she looks like a Pillsbury can ready to pop.


Giada DeLaurentis is hot.


Ray is right about Oprah, though. She's a narcissistic primadonna with a persecution complex. Using a portrait from a movie set in an era that ended about 150 years ago to make a stetement about the alleged suffering of Black billionaires like herself is a sign of her subconscious racism. She's also fatter than Ray most of the time.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at January 25, 2007 10:18 AM (Dt3sl)

11 For the record, I never said Ray wasn't attractive. But you can tell she's going to be a chubster in a few years.

Posted by: MidnightSun at January 25, 2007 10:58 AM (6/tHL)

12 MidnightSun:


Ray is going to be a chubster in a few years? Have you been watching repeats? She's already there, man. If she had a chubby rack she would look a lot better, but that seems to be the only fat-free part of her body.


She's A-cup all the way.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at January 25, 2007 12:53 PM (Dt3sl)

13 Is Rachel Ray a racist? Maybe. But she's still got nicer tits than Grey Rooster.

Posted by: Gleep! at January 25, 2007 02:02 PM (Zlbra)

14 If those of you who slur Rachel could even get her to let you buy her a drink it's be a miracle even if she lived in a trailer.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 25, 2007 05:34 PM (eGb9y)

15 Jeff, Please.....

Giada has a head on her like a bastard rat. Scary large.

Then again, Rachel does have that Joker smile going on....

Damn it.. Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: Dick at January 25, 2007 07:45 PM (XlQVK)

16 Improbulus:


My life ended 10 years ago when I got married, but prior to that my one nighters and throw aways looked better than Ray. After I died, most of the chicks I had to turn down looked better too.


Sorry man, hot is hot, Ray is not.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at January 26, 2007 04:40 AM (Dt3sl)

17 I know whatcha mean Jeff; I had to sell my Ferrari when I got married.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 26, 2007 06:26 AM (eGb9y)

18 I've always felt she was a bit large in the middle. Of course, we watch for the recipes right?
 
GLEEP: What would a commie faggot like you know about tits? You pitiful asshole you've never been laid my a woman in your life. If one ever gave any up for you she had to be the ugliest bitch in the brothel. Which may have been your mama. Punk.

Posted by: greyrooster at January 26, 2007 11:45 AM (w+w6p)

19 Greychicken--Why are you wasting valuable time insulting my love life when you could be tying engine blocks to blacks and throwing them in rivers? Get your pointy head back in your game.

Posted by: Gleep! at January 29, 2007 11:57 AM (Zlbra)

20 Besides, I didn't say her tits were bigger than yours, just nicer. Why you gettin' all upset?

Posted by: Gleep! at January 29, 2007 03:03 PM (Zlbra)

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