March 07, 2007

Iraqi national detained at LAX with unusual item in his "bum"

From Doug Hagmann, Director of the Northeast Intelligence Network:

6 March 2007: TSA officials at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) detained a 35 year-old Iraqi national at about 5:40 this morning after he set off an alarm at the passenger screening area at terminal 1. Security officers searched Fadhel Abbas al-Maliki of South Ocean Avenue in Atlantic City, New Jersey, finding wires on his body and what was described as a magnet concealed in his rectum. Al Mailki also was in possession of another, unidentified metal device which is currently being assessed and evaluated by law enforcement authorities. Fadhel al-Maliki intended to board a US Airways flight from Los Angeles to Philadelphia. Although al-Maliki was detained at the terminal, his luggage remained on the aircraft, which made an unscheduled landing in Las Vegas for a security screening.

In a radio interview with WIBG, Mr. Hagmann reveals a bit more information regarding this event and the suspect in custody.

UPDATE by Rusty: I must have gotten a 100 e-mails about this. Look, isn't a vibrator just a small unbalanced electro-magnet? And if so, what's so unusual about a guy at LAX with one in his rectum?

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1 Rusty sure seem to know a lot about how vibrators work.

Posted by: Darth Odie at March 07, 2007 04:17 PM (YHZAl)

2 Yeah.. I was thinking the same thing.
And what is so unusual about it was the absence of a gerbil.

Posted by: Kafir at March 07, 2007 04:29 PM (HsmTD)

3 gerbils use vibrators?

Posted by: wb at March 07, 2007 05:58 PM (hiEju)

4 "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....."

From the interview it sounds more like a 'dildo' than a vibrator....  It may have been a dry run to test for holes in the system. (no pun intended).  The guy has a history of criminal activity.

what the hell is with the bubble gum up his 'bum'??

Posted by: mrclark at March 07, 2007 06:16 PM (QSqIX)

5 To blow bubbles, don't you freaking know anything about the real world?

Posted by: wb at March 07, 2007 06:49 PM (hiEju)

6 A southern Cal play toy. Probably not the only one with a vibrator up his ass. It is Los Angeles. The law there may require it.

Posted by: greyrooster at March 07, 2007 10:24 PM (wTIrf)

7

Wrecked him? Damn near killed him !


Posted by: memphis761 at March 09, 2007 10:40 AM (YHZAl)

8 Update on this story, it turns out it was a birthday present, they read the card......

Posted by: wb at March 09, 2007 08:24 PM (kkUy5)

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