October 05, 2006
But hey, no one is perfect.
Rusty took time out from putting Korans in the toilet at Pace University to send along this:
Chuck freakin Norris, eat your freakin heart out. An e-mail from a
Marine posted at another forum I frequent. (Forum name redacted - Vin)"Best Chuck Norris Moment - 13 May. Bad Guys arrived at the government
center in the small town of Kubaysah to kidnap the town mayor, since
they have a problem with any form of government that does not include
regular beheadings and women wearing burqahs. There were seven of
them. As they brought the mayor out to put him in a pick-up truck to
take him off to be beheaded (on video, as usual), one of the bad Guys
put down his machinegun so that he could tie the mayor's hands. The
mayor took the opportunity to pick up the machinegun and drill five of
the Bad Guys. The other two ran away. One of the dead Bad Guys was on
our top twenty wanted list. Like they say, you can't fight City Hall."
I agree, that's a kickass story. But I don't understand Rusty's addiction to Chuck Norris. Everyone knows that Jack Bauer would eat Norris for lunch. With leftovers the next day, even.
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Posted by: Dale Gribble at October 05, 2006 07:53 PM (HSkSw)
Posted by: Tom and Mark Foley at October 05, 2006 07:57 PM (HSkSw)
They will piss away the Foley scandal and lose these elections also.
Posted by: QC at October 05, 2006 08:07 PM (sGuK4)
Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at October 05, 2006 08:23 PM (1juA+)
Posted by: SeeMonk at October 05, 2006 09:40 PM (n4VvM)
We started drinking good Irish beer together in the pubs of DC. In that public venue we often had to excuse ourselves for private moments in the restroom.
We tired of parting during those times, and so we went to my place and gave each other Foley Catheters and never had to leave each other's company while drunk after that !
-- Mark Foley
Posted by: The Foley's at October 05, 2006 09:53 PM (HSkSw)
Posted by: RepJ at October 06, 2006 08:45 AM (L5LRS)
There's just no end to the list of things that those crazy leftists are wrong about, like healthcare or job creation or education or consumer safety. Morons. 9/11!
Posted by: Rhyleh at October 06, 2006 12:37 PM (Q+ifs)
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