November 03, 2005

2 More Smithereen Commandos Experience Premature Evisceration

Two more brave jihadi babyhunters have met Allah early when the carbomb they were building blew up unexpectedly. Unfortunately, the terrorists accidentally killed an innocent Iraqi in the process of removing their diseased DNA from the gene pool.

From a CENTCOM press release:

BAGHDAD, Iraq – Task Force Baghdad dispatched elements to the scene where two terrorists attempting to build a car bomb were killed when the device prematurely detonated in central Baghdad Nov. 2. Elements dispatched included an explosives ordnance disposal team and a patrol from 6th Squadron, 8th Calvary Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team.

The explosion also killed an Iraqi civilian and set a nearby house on fire. Iraqi firefighters responded to douse the flames.

The EOD team determined the terrorists had been building the vehicle-carried improvised explosive device using a 122 mm projectile, ball bearings and about 80 pounds of homemade explosives.

During a sweep of the house, the 6-8 Cav. Soldiers found another 122 mm projectile, five hand grenades, three A-47 assault rifles, an RPK machine gun and AK-47 magazines.

Also, near Ramadi:
Troops from the 1st Battalion, 1st Brigade, 7th Iraqi Army Division and Coalition forces engaged a group of 15 terrorists armed with AK-47s and RPG launchers when their patrol was attacked. Troops killed several terrorists during the engagement.

A vehicle loaded with a cache of ordnance was discovered in the vicinity of the initial attack. An inventory produced one machine gun, two automatic rifles, two RPG launchers, over 1,200 rounds of various small arms ammunition, 10 propellant sticks, two license plates, three Iraqi Army uniforms and some documents.

I'm reprinting these stories on the off chance that our loyal, unbiased, non-partisan mainstream media completely ignore them.

Also posted at The Dread Pundit Bluto, the number one site on the 'net involving lame wordplay from "The Princess Bride".

Posted by: Bluto at 02:26 PM | Comments (9) | Add Comment
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1 More pressing news right now is that Fema director_Brown wears Nordstrums apparel. What would the "radical" media find newsworthy of two "freedom fighters" killing themselves?

Posted by: thirdee at November 03, 2005 02:48 PM (Tg551)

2 I'm curious - what's a propellant stick?

Posted by: ericj at November 03, 2005 03:16 PM (hrQvk)

3 "Stop being such a camel's hoohah, Khaleed. Real jihadis don't need to read the instruction manual........"

Two more morons now stand at the gates of the great Sun-Maid factory in the bowels of the earth to receive their dried, fruity reward.

Posted by: Graeme at November 03, 2005 03:41 PM (4zREQ)

4 Graeme, You are hilarious.

Posted by: thirdee at November 03, 2005 03:49 PM (Tg551)

5 OT but still refers to the ROP. There is an eighth day of rioting in France, and the riots seem to be spreading. The police are apparently unarmed or perhaps they were not given firmarms training. In any event, shots were fired at the police, but there was no return fire.

The MSM have yet to use the words Muslim or Islam with respect to the riots, so all most people know is that French youths are rioting against the terrible treatment they receive. No jobs, no respect, no housing, no nothing.

In my opinion a bullet is something they would understand, but I think a point might soon be reached where the Muslims might try something stupid. We shall see!

Posted by: jesusland joe at November 03, 2005 03:50 PM (rUyw4)

6 ericj: As far as I know, a propellant stick is the booster for an RPG that screws into the warhead.

jj: Did you know that Muslims are rioting in Denmark, too? Check out my blog for a link to Viking Observer, who has translated Danish reports into English.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at November 03, 2005 03:57 PM (RHG+K)

7 Boys, ya gotta make sure the arming switch wires are insulated from the fuckitall button wires, but don't take my word for it, please, carry on.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at November 03, 2005 04:39 PM (0yYS2)

8 They have gone to a place where they dare not say anything bad about the great satan or their in big trouble they will be sent to a place where the fires burn realy realy hot

Posted by: sandpiper at November 03, 2005 08:02 PM (I9Upt)

9
Jihadi Funeral Song:
I'm in pieces, bits and pieces
I'm in pieces, bits and pieces
Since you left me and you said goodbye
I'm in pieces, bits and pieces
All I do is sit and cry
I'm in pieces, bits and pieces
you went away and left me misery
I'm in pieces, bits and pieces
That's the way it'll always be
I'm in pieces, bits and pieces
I'm in pieces, bits and pieces

Posted by: dave at November 03, 2005 10:44 PM (CcXvt)

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