March 17, 2007

Iranian TV Reviews "300"; Hilarity Ensues

I always get a kick out of propagandists who go out of their way to lie when the truth serves just as well or better. According to Iranian TV, "300" is Zionist propaganda that depicts the Spartans as "peace lovers" and Persians as "uncivilized."

You probably have to see the movie to fully understand how ridiculous the second and third claims are, but you probably got the idea from the trailers that the movie depicts a group of warlike and battle-hungry Spartans licking their chops to take on the armies of the vast and incredibly wealthy Persian civilization. The Persian elites bathe in luxury while Leonidas's troops enjoy a lifestyle that can best be described as "spartan." The Persians are shown as rigid and disciplined, employing advanced military technology (including hand grenades) while the Spartans make do with their swords and spears. The film slams the Persians plenty--but not for being "uncivilized."

If I were looking to whip up the Persian masses, I think I might've mentioned that the only Persian women shown in the flick are lesbians, that the Persians are shown engaging in decadent, gender-bending orgies and that King Xerxes is portrayed as vain, incompetent, very wierd and ambiguously gay--and I include the word "ambiguously" only because he's not explicitly shown banging any dudes. Think Ra from Stargate--only taller and more gay.

The funny thing here is that the movie doesn't say anything about the ancient (pre-Islamic) Persian civilization that the Iranian Ayatollahs don't say about it themselves. I guess it's like that whole "only I get to say my sister is ugly" thing.

h/t : Allah.

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1 Considering Xerxes is basically, "What would Boy George look like after working out for a year?", I don't think you're going out too far on a limb.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at March 17, 2007 03:31 PM (z6Qbf)

2 Still waiting for those human rights abuses films about america...

Posted by: DAT at March 17, 2007 04:16 PM (SIJnF)

3 That's America with a capitolized A, dat.   There have been many, many  books and films about abuses of people by the US. The history of the world is nothing but continued abuse and oppression of someone somewhere @ sometime.  So what,  pray tell, is your point in saying that?

Posted by: wb at March 17, 2007 06:46 PM (s6CsG)

4 The real insult to Persian civilization isn't 300, it's Islam.

Posted by: Hucbald at March 17, 2007 07:20 PM (ejNXA)

5 Ah bullshit. The United States hasn't abused anyone.

Posted by: greyrooster at March 17, 2007 08:32 PM (XDiqx)

6 You're right, except for the people who were already here, the people brought here to work as slaves, the chinese to build the rail ways, the cubans who fought along side the Americans, the philippinos,same thing, each other, with the exception of say ruby ridge, waco, wounded knee and many more you couldn't be more right rooster. There has always been abuse and there always will be, it's just in how it's either tolerated or accepted at the time is all.  Hell look at the you get abused here.

Posted by: wb at March 17, 2007 09:59 PM (s6CsG)

7 Romans 3:23 "For we all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God"  On the giant scale in the sky, I'm pretty sure that the USA falls a lot less short than some people want us to believe.   USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at March 17, 2007 11:04 PM (2OHpj)

8 That doesn't mean that we can deny our own actions.. now does it. Perhaps the thing that helps those golden scales tip back in favor is that we can admit and learn from them. I hope our final judgment isn't based on the actions of others compared to ourselves. Unless I'm being compared to rooster..... as I often am. I figure a 50 -50 chance then.

Posted by: wb at March 17, 2007 11:49 PM (s6CsG)

9 The abused slaves who were purchased from their own people and freed by the Americans. Shit they are still enslaving people in Africa. The abused Chinese who were so greatly cared for in their own land that they spent every thing they owned to get here. The  Cubans who were so well treated in Cuba they spent days on rafts to come to a country where they are abused? The so called abused can always go back to where they are not abused. I don't know of any abused Phillipinos in America. I do know of the ones who have minority hiring rights over white Americans who made this nation. The abused can be measured on a scale of 10 to 1. 10 being the abuse they received in their native lands and 1 or 2 representing the abuse they received in American. Apparently the abuse is so much better here they choose to stay. Abused BULLSHIT. Crybabies? YOU BET. Abused me?  I'm far to much man to cry "I being abused" like some worthless crybaby to lazy to get off his ass and grab some of the wealth America offers.  I'm not a minority so I can't blame my lack of effort on another race. Wish to end abuse? Get a job. My McDonalds gets 10 applicants a day from Mexicans who know the word WORK but apparently don't know the word ABUSED.

Posted by: greyrooster at March 18, 2007 01:19 AM (XDiqx)

10 Something does tell me that sooner or later the crybabies will convince them they are abused to. 

Posted by: greyrooster at March 18, 2007 01:32 AM (XDiqx)

11

greyrooster and wb both have good points so let me just say, tht these are not the tmes to be stoking our enemies fires by equating ourselves with them. We are better. We have always been better.


The favorite anti-American slam is to bring up native Americans, but I could show you that as often as not, some other enemy was stirring up one tribe or another for thier own gain against us. Also, they had wars before Euopean colonies were established.


The world wasn't all lilly pure before America came along, and we inherited a lot of crap from the nations before us, but we have done more to counter the old ways, and promote true freedom and equality than any other in history. And we would rather trade, than fight. The USA has always been like that. Trade is good for everyone. When bad guys come and muck that up, you need to kick thier butts, but otherwise lets make a deal!


So to wb, yes we did things. So what?! I figure we have already dealt with that, and don't need to punish ourselves any more. It just makes our enemies feel like its OK to kick us some more. Giving them liscence to kick us leaves us on the defensive, and it weakens our own counter points by association. When under fire, shoot back! Giving an inch by way of acknowledgement is a losing strategy, and it's why we lost the last election to the leftards. Switch targets.


To greyrooster I say, yes, there are a lot of whiners, and assholes with thier hands out crying that we owe them. We still have to try to be honest about whether or not we ever did anything wrong. We sure don't need to go around wearing a 'kick-me' sign over it, but we shouldn't try and deny it either. Our hand has been in the cookie jar a few times, and we learned from it. So with folks like wb, just get them aimed at the enemy. It should be easy to find something about the left to bitch about. As Dick Morris says, we need to change the subject.


Peace (through superior firepower) to you all!


USA, all the way!


Posted by: Michael Weaver at March 18, 2007 05:53 AM (2OHpj)

12 Fist time i've ever heard Islamists defend Baal worshippers. You know, illuminatti, and all that stuff.

Posted by: Howie at March 18, 2007 07:57 AM (YHZAl)

13 Good points. I finally saw the movie. The film delves little at all into the character of the Persian Empire, that was not the filmmakers' aim. But anything to prove that someone in the Middle East will get angry if mentioned at all....LOL. Oddly, this movie has caused no problems in my half Greek family with any of the Iranians we know (who do identify themselves as "Persians"). Who knows, maybe a mock throw-down will have to be staged.

Are there any complaints that Persians in the film are depicted as having a host of rather incredible deformities, or resemble orcs as portrayed in "The Lord of the Rings" films? You'd think they'd get hung up on that part.

Posted by: Pim's Ghost at March 18, 2007 09:58 AM (TK5Ak)

14 Professor, I don't believe I ever said anything that implied we had needed to be punished further as a nation for mistakes that were made. It would be fundementaly wrong to deny that they were made and a real disservice to those who paid the ultimate price by having to correct a moral injustice with a political solution.  I don't see how being in denial aids the enemy. In fact quite the opposite. I think you're missing my whole point.  Being honest does not weaken our resolve, it strengthens our position. The only thing I originaly responded to was the comment that the US had never abused any one, it's bullshit. As for my target sights, they are set on inaccuracies, where ever they may be. Truth doesn't really have a side. It just is what it is. Pointing out other things that went on does not somehow exempt the actions when veiwed through the prism of hindsight  that were clearly wrong. Keeping it real is how we learn and grow. Keeping a blind eye because it's not a comfortable issue only insures that it will come back, not only by those from the cultures that it happened to but by the culture that will repeat this as it keeps no recollection of it's past.
 
Let's try an exercise in seperating facts from feelings.
 
Group A had group B show up and take what ever they could hold onto by force or by lying. Group A was for the most part extinguished.
 
Group C were forced to work as slaves for group B.
 
 
Group D was told fight with us and we will treat you better than group E. After group D did that, group B said no, we've decided to treat you the same way as group E did.
 
Group B has f*cked up along the way, that's all.
 
When groups A-Z unite, they are the alphabet ( America in this weak analogy) and can only be broken from the inside ( read... racism)
 
That's the card that's going to be played here against us in the US. Remember that in wars, people will fight for their own causes not just the reasons that it started.
 
You say that we've dealt with all that, but you still need to talk about it as though it has no bearing. I agree that it doesn't until you have someone say that it didn't happen.  It's much more productive to look at our collective history, say yes.... that happened and yes... it was wrong and we are now stronger because we try to learn from our mistakes.  That forces the enemy to only be able to attack what we are doing now, which if we have learned from our past, is a much better job than anything we've done before.
 
I'm not doing anything other than trying to strengthen our hand to face that. Please don't dismiss that as not something that needs to be dealt with, it's too important.
 
 

 


Posted by: wb at March 18, 2007 11:22 AM (90esw)

15 What's got their turbans in a twist and their burkas in a bunch is the fact that most effeminate bald people in those days were really Eunuchs or slaves.

Posted by: Thanos at March 18, 2007 06:05 PM (gHDgB)

16 wb, what I'm pointing out is the fact that we are losing the perception war, not because we are afraid to discuss our dirty laundry. We are losing it because only our dirty laundry gets aired. So we need to stop it. Have no fear, our enemies will point out our dirty laundry whether we do or not. I'm trying to explain that we spend to much of our precious energy responding to attacks, either by apologizing for them, or denying them. I need, more time to explain this. Basically we don't have the extra to waste on defense that doesn't work.           USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at March 18, 2007 11:41 PM (2OHpj)

17 What the crybabies (mostly blacks with their hands out) fail to realize is that white people were enslaved many time throughout the majority of history. The Vikings, Lombards, Vandals, Franks, Jews, Arabs, Persians, Spanish, Greeks, Saxons, Alemans, Agars, Goths, Romans, Egyptians, American Indians, Africans, on and on. All ensalved others and in turn were enslaved. So why doesn't all these groups piss and moan and cry and demand appologies and money. Bullshit! It a mindset of brainwashed blacks.
 
 
 
I agree with Michael, the American Indian thing has been overplayed. If truth be know the Indians started the killing, torture and enslavement of white people same as they had always done to each other. Mankind played by different rules 500 years ago.  When a superior culture met another culture they took it over. You make wish to exalt the virtues of the American Indian all you wish but it's pure garbage. At the time of the White man intering the new world Indians had no central government, no domestic animals, no written lanquage, hell, they hadn't even invented the wheel. History shows the biggest Indian murders of one tribe against the other was in Oaklahoma to settle age old differences. If white men hadn't not discovered the new world it wouldn't have advanced one bit in the last 500 years. They would still be running around attacking and killing each other and at time eating each other. Now we have millions of Indians living in a prosperous nation with opportunities for everyone. Not the white man's fault if a bottle of bourdon is worth more to them than a book. Minorities have been brainwashed into thinking they cannot compete because of who they are. And it get worst every day. They can get off their asses and compete or mother nature will take can of them as she always does in the end. The Government articially holding them up is bullshit. Get up, quit crying, quit hating, quit your jealousy (the real truth). Either stand up or dig a hole and lay in it. Not my job to hold any able bodied person up. I've enough to do with those unfortunate ones who cannot help themselves.
Amazing how blacks in this area can't find work. Their is a building boom and I personally know 3 contractors begging for help. THAT WILL WORK. The result? Mexicans getting two bills a day under the table. And they don't spend it on gold chains and funny looking cloths. They save it. The Home Depot a few miles from me has a dozen Mexicans standing in front waiting for work. They go to where work is. They don't wait for the government to send it to them.
 
WHITE PEOPLE ARE GOOD PEOPLE and screw anyone who don't think so. That includes you nerds in academia who are responsible for most of the minority brainwashing.

Posted by: greyrooster at March 19, 2007 06:21 AM (jNRRK)

18 Excuse my spelling errors as I'm typing in the dark and watching Imus at the same time. who pisses me off at times.
 
Talk of Mexicans, Mundo is already sitting in the rocking chair on the porch. Drinking his cafe con leche and saying under is breath "where is that lazy white man, the sun will soon be up". Today is my lovely wife's 52nd birthday. 32 years of marrige to an angel. Life is good. Would be better if we would OUTLAW ISLAM.

Posted by: greyrooster at March 19, 2007 06:33 AM (jNRRK)

19 There you go again... pointing to seperate issues that are like the proverbial tar baby. All of those things rooster, most of which are propagande, have nothing to do with what I pointed out. But here is where the good Professors' 'only so many units of energy theory' kicks in, while I still think he kind of dodged what I said, I must agree in this case and trying to show you otherwise today is more units than I have alloted to me. So with that being said, happy anniversary.

Posted by: wb at March 19, 2007 08:59 AM (qbe4E)

20 The dodge wasn't intentional Hit me with this again on a fresh thread.                     USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at March 19, 2007 10:47 PM (2OHpj)

21 "For we all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God"!  'Not me!' said the leftard! 'Not me!' said the Muslim! 'Not me!' said the (name your Ameica hater) .... Well since Conservative Americans arwe the only ones who actually admit to anything, they must be the worst of the bunch....   And thats how it tends to play in the media.  My last word here, catchya later.         USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at March 19, 2007 10:51 PM (2OHpj)

22 I've got to see this movie, will have to wait until drive in returns, then have to get car, man this is getting too technical....... 

Posted by: wb at March 20, 2007 12:06 AM (qbe4E)

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