September 21, 2006

Muslim Cleric: Naked Women More Dangerous Than Terrorist Bombs

Okay, so Abu Bakar Ba'asyir didn't say naked women were more dangerous than terrorists terrorist bombs--he actually said half-naked women are more dangerous than the Bali bombs.

The Bali nightclub bombing killed 202 people.

Abu Bakar Ba'asyir is the Indonesian head of Jemaah Islamiah, which seeks the establishment of an Islamic State in Southeast Asia. Ba'asyir was convicted for a minor role in the Bali bombings

Antara News via Stan the Infidel:

"If you ask which are more dangerous, half-naked women or the Bali bombs? The answer is of course women who bare their bodies," Ba'asyir was quoted as saying by Antara news agency.
If a half naked women is more dangerous than a terrorist bombing, wouldn't that make a fully naked women more than twice as dangerous?

To be more exact, this half naked picture of Indonesian model Andara Early (safe for work)

is more dangerous than the murder of 202 people.

Consider me guilty of crimes worse than mass murder!

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1 Well, I did give myself a nasty chafing as a result of her, but I think the bombs are still in the lead as far as "dangerous" goes...

Posted by: EricInTexas at September 21, 2006 01:51 PM (MCMfP)

2 The girls in most MTV videos wear a lot less than the girls on TV here in question by Ba'asyir. But magazines like Popular which usually feature Muslim Indonesian women in swimwear (GASP)is what makes Abu Bakr Ba'asyir irate. Go to http://www.popular-maj.com/Kliping/Swimsuit/index.shtml

Posted by: Stan the Infidel in Indonesia at September 21, 2006 02:40 PM (xDlu1)

3 The only thing more dangerous to a Muslim man than a half-naked woman is a half-naked goat. I'm sure "goat raping" in Muslim lands as a pastime is right up there with "snipe hunting" in the US.

Posted by: jesusland joe at September 21, 2006 03:10 PM (rUyw4)

4 I'll see you one half naked woman and raise you Phoebe Cates!

Posted by: lawhawk at September 21, 2006 03:46 PM (0vFVj)

5 Speaking of goats; I was just reading in a local paper that some goats got stolen from a local farm, which just happens to be in the vicinity of a local islamic school. Two of the goats were African pygmy goats which are known for their gentle nature and silky fur... looks like someone's going to have a fun weekend!

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 21, 2006 04:03 PM (v3I+x)

6 After thinking about this, I now have a new plan to defeat the Islamists. We need to field a brigade of naked women in the GWOT. We will use the Titty Regiment to attack the Saudis, and stop this Salafist nonsense in its tracks. Our Taint Regiment, being better trained, and just better, we will send directly into Pakistan to rout out Osama bin Laden and his goat herders. Our Buns Regiment, that we held in reserve, will be used for mopping up the fringe elements of Islam left in the West. And since I thought this up, I shall be the maximum commander and trainer. Wow, what a dream job!

Posted by: jesusland joe at September 21, 2006 04:09 PM (rUyw4)

7

Shotgun!  I get "Sloppy Second-In-Command"!!!


Posted by: EricInTexas at September 21, 2006 04:35 PM (MCMfP)

8 Ok, Eric, we're in this together, now as commander I order you to go round up the girls. Proto! Time is of the essense.

Posted by: jesusland joe at September 21, 2006 07:00 PM (rUyw4)

9 Uh, that would be pronto!

Posted by: jesusland joe at September 21, 2006 07:01 PM (rUyw4)

10 Ya know, I've been reading a lot lately about the major players in the jihad, and almost all of them have a few things in common:; they were very close to their mothers, had distant, absent, or abusive fathers, don't particularly care for women outside their families, and most of them, according to the words of other muslims who knew them, were rather delicate and somewhat either sexually ambiguous or effeminate. In The Looming Tower, there's a bit about Osama, and how a battle-hardened Afghan said he was like shaking hands with a woman. Ayman al Zawahiri didn't marry until he was almost 30, and then only at the urging of his family, who thought he was weird. He then ran straight off to Afghanistan and apparently never really spent much time with his wife, but when he got homsick he wrote love letters... to his mother. Yeah. So there you have it; the jihadis are probably just a bunch of nancy-boys who are sexually confused and hate themselves so much that they want to die.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 21, 2006 09:43 PM (v3I+x)

11 Naked women dangerous. I like living dangerously.

Posted by: greyrooster at September 21, 2006 10:27 PM (F4Eok)

12 Muslims don't like half naked women. They prefer fully naked goats.

Posted by: greyrooster at September 21, 2006 10:46 PM (F4Eok)

13 I would think think covering up women would lead Muslim men's imaginations to think more about what they can't see than what they can. We're curious by nature and want to know what's inside the package. I guess they have to find their jollies somewhere, eh Mehhhhhhh hummad?

Posted by: Stan the Infidel in Indonesia at September 22, 2006 03:35 AM (We1DD)

14 The headline says it all; these people are sick, sick, sick.

Posted by: n.a. palm at September 22, 2006 07:30 AM (fhvl2)

15 Ya buy 'em women, and ya buy 'em girls, and all they do is BLOW them UP.

Posted by: n.a. palm at September 22, 2006 08:25 AM (fhvl2)

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