February 27, 2007
For a $159.00 donation to terrapass, celebrities and environmentally conscious little people can have their carbon footprints symbolically offset by contributing to one of terrapass's green programs.
We don't think that's enough. For $159.00, we will have one of our operatives put down a homeless person, eliminating their carbon footprint for what would have been the remainder of his or her natural life, thus significantly reducing America's total carbon footprint. There will, of course, be other environmental and aesthetic benefits to this program.
(For the benefit of the semi-retarded who may have stumbled through the preceding by sounding out the words and mumbling to themselves, this is satire.)
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Posted by: BohicaTwentyTwo at February 27, 2007 11:27 AM (oC8nQ)
This terra pass thing has been done before in fact it is over a 1000 years old. With the Catholic church a millenia ago you could buy your sins and save yourself from hell and redeem yourself. Just today it is sinning with your SUV. I wonder how long the liberals are gonna buy into this scam? Some one is laughing all the way to the bank.
Posted by: DAT at February 27, 2007 11:45 AM (rA/bt)
Posted by: stunhaha at February 27, 2007 12:30 PM (qppR1)
Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at February 27, 2007 12:37 PM (p52Ne)
Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at February 27, 2007 05:24 PM (ETghS)
Intersting interview countering al-Gore's film on Charlie rose last week. An actual scientist says its exaggerated crap. Teh sea might raise 10 inches but the movie shows a giant rise and sunnami waves. he called it fear mongering.
That's why liberals are hypocrits. When they talk poor they mean their pet voters sucking at the federal tit. They don't mean working folks. They say they'll help "the middle" but all they ever do is dig deeper into your pocket.
Posted by: Darth Odie at February 27, 2007 05:48 PM (YHZAl)
terrapass
So
Gore pays indulgences (carbon credits) to Leftard environmental causes
(terrapass) in order to justify his using 30 times as much energy as
the average American, while the Leftard environmental causes he pays
those "carbon credits" to use that very money to downsize the life of
regular Americans? HAHAHAHA!!!! I've tried, but I just don't have
the words.
Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at February 27, 2007 07:18 PM (ETghS)
Posted by: sandpiper at February 28, 2007 10:55 AM (4pkrX)
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