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May 24, 2007

Hoisted on Their Own Pee-U

(Berlin, Germany) In preparation for the Group of Eight (G8) Summit Meeting next month, German police are compiling a database of human scents to track down possible violent protesters. A spokesman confirmed that the scents of anti-globalization activists have been collected for use by police sniffer dogs to identify troublemakers in the crowd.

Opponents voiced concerns that the stink method of identifying suspects was a trick used by the notorious Stasi secret police of the former East Germany.

The East German security police -- the omnipresent Stasi -- routinely collected scents from dissidents, often from bits of clothing sealed in airtight containers for storage, in order to track defectors or suspects later with the help of sniffer dogs.
"This leaves a very bad taste in my mouth," Social Democrat minister Zypries told HR3 radio.

Interior Minister Wolfgang Schaeuble defended the practice as a reasonable measure to assure security during the June 6-8 gathering of heads of state.

Logically, one could conclude that the perpetrator of the elusive "perfect crime" will always smell guilty, despite the lack of any other evidence.

Posted by: Mike Pechar at 06:27 AM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 Those d@mn smelly dirty hippies :-)
Hoisted on their own petard indeed :-)

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at May 24, 2007 08:36 AM (j97MF)

2 That is easy!

One entry: Patchouli oil smell!

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at May 24, 2007 08:37 AM (Aj6tl)

3 Poor dogs. I think they should use the method the Swiss found so effective just a few years ago when they hosted a G8 event. They loaded up their water cannon fire trucks with a mixture of water and cow manure. The protestors were not happy.

Posted by: Randman at May 24, 2007 12:29 PM (Sal3J)

4 Randman,

The Germans should use water and pig shit, now that would really make the protestors unhappy.........

http://www.mp3.com.au/artist.asp?id=16834

Posted by: doriangrey at May 24, 2007 12:39 PM (XvkRd)

5 Imagine trying to use Hippy stank to track people in San Francisco talk about a loopback.

Posted by: davec at May 24, 2007 02:22 PM (63hdl)

6 In America you can identify lefties by their stench, but Germans all reek. Poor dogs.

Posted by: Muhammad Wasa Fuquad at May 24, 2007 08:02 PM (P6kNY)

7 Wonder what a Rosie O Donut stink would be like?

I do love the pig shit water cannon idea from dorian grey.

Posted by: Greyrooster at May 24, 2007 09:13 PM (YnEfg)

8 Holy shit! Dorian Grey just gave me and idea that will make millions. Aerosol pig shit spray. Yea man. Liquid pig shit in a can. Muslim control in a can. Take a can whenever you call a cab. Spray your local obnoxious convience store clerk. Pig shit in a can. Great for crowd contoll. I can just see muslims demostrating and the cops pulling out spray cans of pig shit.

Posted by: Greyrooster at May 24, 2007 09:22 PM (YnEfg)

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