May 02, 2007

Hang Him From The Nearest Crane!!!

The Mullahpricktocracy of Iran is well known for hanging people from cranes for immoral transgressions against teh Shareeah, so I guess maybe it's time for Mahmoud to swing, baby, swing.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has been accused of indecency after he publicly embraced and kissed on the hand an elderly woman who used to be his schoolteacher.

At a ceremony on Tuesday ahead of Iranian teachers' day, Mr Ahmadinejad was photographed and filmed by state media stooping to kiss the woman's hand and then clasping her arms in an embrace.

The ultra-conservative Hezbollah newspaper, which is not related to the group in Lebanon of the same name, criticised him on the front page.

"The Muslim Iranian people have no recollection of such acts contrary to sharia law during Islamic rule [since the 1979 revolution]," it said.

"This type of indecency progressively has grave consequences, like violating religious and sacred values."

The elderly woman, who was not named, wore thick gloves along with a headscarf and long black coat, meaning that Mr Ahmadinejad avoided any skin contact.

But his action raised eyebrows because according to sharia law, it is forbidden for a man to have any physical contact with a woman to whom he is not related.

Cannibalize yourselves, we'll sit back and laugh while you do it.

Posted by: Vinnie at 10:46 PM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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1 Here's the problem.

We keep our crane operators busy building new buildings and bridges and things that will improve our infrastructure.

They couldn't care less about their infrastructure as long as the infidels are dealt with properly.

They determine who is an infidel... we could care less.

We progress, the revert.

They suck balls, we rock.

Why don't the other half of of countrymen get it?

I'm ashamed.

Posted by: Mychimo at May 03, 2007 12:37 AM (VbYMm)

2 doh!, they revert

Posted by: Mychimo at May 03, 2007 12:39 AM (VbYMm)

3 Hang Ahmadamadmonkey from the highest Mosque...

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
don't KILL Nazis monkeys

Iran Wants To Be Attacked!
.

Posted by: USpace at May 03, 2007 01:53 AM (q2UVU)

4 Give the guy a break. It can't be easy being 4' 2", looking like a pre-human example in the evolutionary scale, and wearing a windcheater constantly to hide one's little-boy body. If you looked like that, then you'd take every chance you got; even if it did mean trying to get it on with a 100-year-old, witch-looking codger.
Not trying to excuse the guy's evil and everything, which he most certainly is, but to a certain extent, he's just towing the line; being a spokesperson for a greater evil. That evil, of course, being Ali Khamenei, Supreme Leader. He looks like the unhappy result of taking Santa Claus' genes and mixing them with a scorpion and Human Herpesvirus-6. Kill the head and the body will die... 
 

Posted by: Infidelsalwayswin at May 03, 2007 06:26 AM (gLi18)

5

Get a rope.


Posted by: Jack's Smirking Revenge at May 03, 2007 08:53 AM (ptO0I)

6 How about POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER?

Posted by: sandpiper at May 03, 2007 09:31 AM (D9h75)

7 It is Allahs will:
cut off his lips.
G

Posted by: gerald at May 03, 2007 09:40 AM (foV9j)

8 Meanwhile somewhere in Washington D.C....

REVERAND AL- What's crack-a-lakin, Rev. Jessie?

REVERAND JESSIE- It seems someone in the Middle East is in need of our expertist!

REVERAND AL- Too cool fool!!! Them muh-fuggers gots U$ Dolla's out the fuggin WAZOO!!! So what's the FIZZ?

REVERAND JESSIE- The fizz?

REVERAND AL- Yeah Fizz. Like what's the deal?

REVERAND JESSIE- Oh, yes....Well the "deal" is that the President of  Iran, Myhood Ahmadamealbrightjihad, has gotten himself into a bit of a quandary.

REVERAND AL- Quandary?

REVERAND JESSIE- A mess, Al.

REVERAND AL- I knew dat!

REVERAND JESSIE- And this quandary...er...mess, Al ...involves the man kissing his former teacher's gloved hand.

REVERAND AL- So WTF's up wiff dat?

REVERAND JESSIE- So his teacher was a "woman".

REVERAND AL- So whats? Them E-Moms gots their  Ho's so wrapped up in muh-fuggin Urban-Turbanwear that ya caint even tell if it's a muh-fugging goat in there!

REVERAND JESSIE- Brillant Al! You've come up with our defense in this case!!!

REVERAND AL- Say what?

REVERAND JESSIE- The Urban-Turbanwear defense!

REVERAND AL- Oh, I  got's it!

REVERAND JESSIE- Eat your heart out Nancy Pelosi...Rev Jessie is a newsmaker in Iran!!!

REVERAND AL- Yo Jessie!!! How the hell can I sand-proof my muh-fuggin bullhorn?

Posted by: JihadGene at May 03, 2007 10:27 AM (l8Hl5)

9 Little President Amabadmanagain will just blame the whole thing on evil Jew's and the great Satan who empowwers them.......
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
http://www.mp3.com.au/artist.asp?id=16834

Posted by: doriangrey at May 03, 2007 05:11 PM (XvkRd)

10 Crane hanging is cheaper than building a gallows. What I don't understand is beating the shit out of the hangee before hanging him. I mean. Isn't hanging enough.     Of course we have dingbats in Texas who sanitize the injection site when sticking the needle in prior to lethal injection. They worried about giving an infection to a guy who's fixing to go to hell in a few minutes? Only the government.

Posted by: greyrooster at May 03, 2007 05:47 PM (Eabxz)

11 Anyone notice a lack of enthusiasm for Barrack HUSSEIN Jomama these days?

Posted by: greyrooster at May 03, 2007 05:50 PM (Eabxz)

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