August 02, 2006

Green Helmet Guy to "Helm" Holocaust Miniseries

From PointFiveBlog:

"We're extremely excited to be working with Green Helmet Guy" said Dora Bridges, an ABC spokeswoman. "It's hard to turn a corner in the world of Lebanese productions and not find him somewhere involved."

Green Helmet Guy burst into the world of Hizb'Allah street theater in 1996, with a blockbuster called The First Qana Massacre, in which his star was a small child with its head blown off. He has since worked with many other corpses, his projects always seeing multiple encores and extended runs His latest project, Qana 2, has drawn praise for his "sensitive handling of death in a war zone," although some critics have balked at its four hour length. . . .

Bridges said that Green Helmet Guy has an encyclopedic knowledge of the Holocaust, and can tick off facts and statistics endlessly. "He knows everything about how the 'gas chambers' were really just for delousing, how the requirements for incinerating millions of bodies would have been far beyond the capabilities of fuel- strapped Germany, how most of the 'missing Jews' actually just emigrated to America or Britain. I just laugh when he gets going-- he sounds just like Mel [Gibson].

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