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March 02, 2007

'Global Warming' Update: ~~Man-made~~ Warming on Mars

Well, that certainly raises some valid questions for thinking people. Not for the global warming fear-mongers, of course.

Maybe Algore has a vacation home there. Who knows.

Posted by: Good Lt. at 07:15 AM | Comments (15) | Add Comment
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1 Martian warming is of course the result of the infinite increase in US-originated vehicular traffic there in the past few years. The correlation is perfect - increased traffic = increased temperature, so clearly the traffic increase caused the temperature increase. Same as on Earth.

Posted by: Glenmore at March 02, 2007 08:18 AM (h/mwe)

2 LOL! Damn Glenmore....ya beat me to it.

Posted by: Randman at March 02, 2007 08:58 AM (Sal3J)

3 I brought this up in political science class two years ago. One person argued "well, how can we know for sure it's warming? how can we measure it?". Another seriously tried to argue Glenmore's joke case.

Posted by: Ranba Ral at March 02, 2007 10:02 AM (VvXII)

4 The Martians!
Won't anyone think of the Martians!

Posted by: Liberrocky at March 02, 2007 10:04 AM (HR16A)

5 Warm beer goes flat faster than cold beer. Why? Warm water holds less dissolved gas.

Increased solar radiation warms the oceans, and forces the CO2 dissolved in the ocean into the atmonsphere. Goes for methane, too.

Posted by: Phillep at March 02, 2007 10:05 AM (XYdYF)

6 Little green men in SUVs are to blame.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at March 02, 2007 10:17 AM (4A4lH)

7 I blame Bush.

Posted by: Good Lt at March 02, 2007 10:32 AM (D0TMh)

MARVIN THE MARTIAN is testing his ELUDIUM Q-38 EXPLOSIVE SPACE MODULATOR and he needs water for all those INSTANT MARTIANS

Posted by: sandpiper at March 02, 2007 10:39 AM (/4Knp)

9 Don't the Martians know that they can buy carbon credits to reduce the problem of solar warming?

Posted by: Good Lt at March 02, 2007 10:42 AM (D0TMh)

10 I wasn't aware that carbon credits actually reduced anything. You're just paying some guy in Madagascar not to use his "share" of energy (which he wasn't going to use anyway). Guilty money. Carbon actually reduced? Zilch.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at March 02, 2007 01:27 PM (4A4lH)

11 It actually increases carbon usage, because it doesn't discourage it.

Fraud on a massive, pan-cultural scale.

Posted by: Good Lt at March 02, 2007 03:08 PM (D0TMh)

12 Maybe Mars finally got those 'women' they keep saying they need. that would increase the temperature a bit !!!

USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at March 02, 2007 07:35 PM (2OHpj)

13 Quit dissing carbon-credits. I'm putting my kids through school selling those things. Jeez.....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 02, 2007 10:00 PM (vRnST)

14 The sensient beings of Mars deserve human rights, just like the oppressed penguins and polar bears.

Posted by: Ragnardo Di Canneskjold at March 03, 2007 09:07 AM (b0FZu)

15 Hey HAPPY FEET and MUMBLE takes out a uzi and blows away the leopard seal

Posted by: sandpiper at March 04, 2007 08:15 PM (vnSBY)

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