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September 19, 2006

Fwance Surrenders Preemptively

Sacre bleu! From your moral superiors in Frogland -

President Jacques Chirac has broken ranks with the US and Britain by calling for the suspension of UN Security Council action against Iran during negotiations over its nuclear programme.

Is this the same country whose sorry ass my grandfathers pulled out of the fires of Nazism and fascism?

For shame.

Oh yeah! I almost forgot - yeeeargh, me hardies!

Posted by: Good Lt. at 10:29 AM | Comments (14) | Add Comment
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1 Yep, the froggies are the same spineless rats they've always been. If you'll recall your European history, it was the froggies who made an alliance with the Ottomans in their war against the Hapsburg Empire. As of now, Chirac is doubtless negotiating with Iran to do a backdoor deal in which the french will get oil at a discount, just like they did with Saddam, in return for their support. Iran will raise the global price of oil with its constant agitation, and the froggies will make billions. The french are cowards and traitors and should be exterminated along with the muslims and lefturds.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 19, 2006 10:42 AM (v3I+x)

2 Programme? Is that French for program?

Posted by: greyrooster at September 19, 2006 10:54 AM (axEUn)

3 General Chirac: COMMENCE DIALOGUEING!!!!

DIALOGUE AT WILL!!!!!!

Posted by: n.a. palm at September 19, 2006 10:55 AM (CWQzg)

4 Lt, I liked the link to the post at Huffpo. You know the one, where muslims are called spiritual n-words. I have heard nothing on it elsewhere. Of course it was not a slight to muslims, or was it? I am so confused. In any case I suggest people read it. I would link to it but my last attempt was blocked. I think it was because I used the n-word instead of calling it the n word.

Silliness.

Posted by: SeeMonk at September 19, 2006 11:14 AM (7teJ9)

5 "But officer, it's not his fault he beats me. I still love him.

Posted by: Editor at September 19, 2006 12:12 PM (adpJH)

6 Avast, Chirac, ye scurvy dog! Ye traitorous scalawag! Ye shall be a kissin' the gunner's daughter and swingin' from the yardarm! Arrrr!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2006 12:17 PM (15Qe6)

7 What do you expect?

"France" is Farsi for "I'd like for you to meet my punk b*tch."

"France" is Telugu for "a condition of bending over and taking it up the tailpipe...and liking it!"

"France" is Swahili for "gay man that admires goat lovers."

Posted by: INFInitely DELivered at September 19, 2006 12:41 PM (xdG5W)

8 Insomniac - Nice, ye land lubber.

Posted by: Good Lt at September 19, 2006 02:44 PM (cRqI4)

9 The french chicken is runnin g away from a fight let the eagle and the lion eat chiccken from fried french chicken

Posted by: sandpiper at September 19, 2006 03:17 PM (uTBPj)

10 sandpiper, wha?

Posted by: jesusland joe at September 19, 2006 05:06 PM (rUyw4)

11 Pass it around if you're gonna smoke!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at September 19, 2006 06:03 PM (Dd86v)

12 Bill O'Reilly doesn't go far enough. A boycott of these treacherous creatures isn't good enough. Blockade France, I say.

Posted by: Thrill at September 19, 2006 06:19 PM (3zqsv)

13 Bill O'Reilly doesn't go far enough. A boycott of these treacherous creatures isn't good enough. Blockade France, I say.

Posted by: Thrill at September 19, 2006 06:19 PM (3zqsv)

14 Remember:

The hardest part of French Military training is learning to say "I surrender" in seven languages

Posted by: GreyOps at September 20, 2006 10:17 AM (UTWzp)

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