November 04, 2006

Message To John Kerry, You're An Assmonkey

Life must suck for the Ivy League educated, heiress marrying gold-digger junior Senator when a 13 year old Harry Potter lookalike smacks him in the face.

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1 He's just a kid.

Posted by: Dan at November 05, 2006 04:12 AM (ILHet)

2 Blah, blah, blah... John Kerry... who cares?

Posted by: CafeenMan at November 05, 2006 04:48 AM (eNwl1)

3 CafeenMan -

They care.

They want to make sure that Bush's failed Iraq policy remains the number 1 issue on voters' minds.

That issue is doing so much for the GOP, huh?

Posted by: PuddleDuck at November 05, 2006 07:39 AM (fMHQi)

4 JC -

""Looks like John Kerry's votes have wittled down to a mere two-- his mom and his dad."

LOL.

He's funnier than John Kerry.
Posted by: Jesusland Carlos "

Fortunately, for you, John Kerry will not be on the ballot, but unfortunately for you, Bush's failed Iraq policy, will.

How's that again?...the Dems are going to take only one half of congress away from the GOP, or is it both halves?

The GOP is trying to hold the Dems victories in the house to "only 20 seats".

Keep laughing, monkeyboy.

Posted by: PuddleDuck at November 05, 2006 07:46 AM (fMHQi)

5 CafeebMan:
 
If nobody cares, why are you commenting?

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 05, 2006 07:47 AM (bLPT+)

6 JC -

Of course, CafeenMan is funnier than John Kerry.

Even you, with no sense of wit, are funnier than John Kerry.

John Kerry needs to keep his day job, supporting our troops, and give up any thoughts of becoming a stand-up comic.

Posted by: PuddleDuck at November 05, 2006 07:50 AM (fMHQi)

7 To give you  a reason to ask questions.  I'm here only for you, Jeff.  I knew that you would ask me a question if I posted that specific sentence.  I was right again.

Posted by: CafeenMan at November 05, 2006 07:57 AM (eNwl1)

8 "Looks like John Kerry's votes have wittled down to a mere two-- his mom and his dad."

LOL.

He's funnier than John Kerry.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at November 05, 2006 08:37 AM (8e/V4)

9

Puddlefuckhead continues his search for an ally. Ass kissing traitor.


 


I wish the demos were dumb enough to run Kerry again. Hell, maybe they are.


Posted by: Greyrooster at November 05, 2006 09:51 AM (cNF2m)

10 LOVE THAT POSTER. Keep showing it. Puddlefuckhead loves it to. Ha, ha.

Posted by: Greyrooster at November 05, 2006 09:53 AM (cNF2m)

11 Cafeeb:
 
So you expect people to believe that the more you post about Kerry, the less you care about Kerry.

Stop drinking the bong water, retard.

The funny thing is, that it's all you stupid leftists who are keeping the Kerry flap alive by whining about it and pointing fingers at the Republicans. You're your own worst enemies.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 05, 2006 12:44 PM (bLPT+)

12 John Kerry would not make even the tiniest hemorroid on the rectum of a GOOD man...........got that puddle lick?

Posted by: n.a. palm at November 05, 2006 01:31 PM (lpKtc)

13 “Whether or not the Republicans lose control of one or both houses of the U.S. Congress on Tuesday, the neo-conservative vision that has guided American foreign policy since 2001 has run its course. The neo-cons' grand design lies in ruins, having accomplished nothing other than to shrink America's stature in the world.”

http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_PrintFriendly&c=Article&cid=1162595434813&call_pageid=1109682110623

Bu-bye!

Posted by: Greg at November 05, 2006 02:09 PM (19GwZ)

14 Dreg:
 
There are no neocons in the White House.
 
Who are you going to blame Sniveling America envy on now? Certainly not the losers who practice it, that much is clear.

The White House sets foreign policy, not Congress, so whether or not the Republicans lose control of one or both houses of the U.S. Congress on Tuesday, the vision that has guided American foreign policy since 2001 has not run its course.

I almost wish the Dhimmiecrats would take control of Congress. If they did, they would screw things up so badly that they would be swept out of offfice en masse come 2008, and their presidential candidate would be butchered. The American people wouldn't take kindly to the ineveitable terrorist attacks that would occur on American soil, and the disgusting spectacle of a failed presidential impeachment trial. Higher taxes are only popular with the assholes that don't pay them--like college professors, Democrat Congressmen and entitlement parasites.

The Dhimmies are lucky they wont win in a landslide. They're just too stupid to realize it.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 05, 2006 04:21 PM (bLPT+)

15 Damn! Can't you find a Disneyland blog to post your son? Are we supposed to start giving creedence to grade-schoolers now? WTF waste of my time and blog-space.

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at November 05, 2006 06:44 PM (Dd86v)

16 blah, blah...

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 05, 2006 12:44 PM

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Yawn...

Posted by: CafeenMan at November 05, 2006 07:46 PM (eNwl1)

17 Last Gulp Fairy & QueenMan:

Your lame ad hominems and feigned boredom are proof positive that you both shit yourselves when you read what I wrote. The dhimmies are screwed whether they win or lose, and now you know it.

Here's looking at the world's shortest House Majority Leader term.

2008 will be the point of no return for the Democrat party. Just 2 years before the party of treason becomes history. They'll be as dead as the Whigs after then.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 06, 2006 12:55 AM (bLPT+)

18 That is great.  Nice kid.

Posted by: Howie at November 06, 2006 09:25 AM (D3+20)

19

"The American people wouldn't take kindly to the inevitable terrorist attacks that would occur on American soil" - you mean like 9 what what? It's funny listening to one side try to call the other names and point out flaws - invariably you could interchange either side and still make a case. When are you all going to wake up and realize that whatever 'side' you are on, you are backing scum? Try getting on the American side, shut your mouth and work for change.


Posted by: tbone at November 06, 2006 01:04 PM (HGqHt)

20 Tbone:

Try to intechange the party who: crowed about killing the Patriot Act, granted US rights to terrorists, and opposed monitoring terrorist communications, tracking terrorists, imprisoning terrorists, military tribunals, killing terrorists in Iraq instead of waiting for them to attack here--with the party which is trying to protect us and still make a case. The party that allowed attack after attack during the Clinton administration including 911--which was planned and enabled under his watch.

There is an American side and you aren't on it scumbag. Shut your mouth and work for a change--to Democrat ideals like terrorism on our soil and and mindless BDS. Oh, wait. You already have. Stupid asshole.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 08, 2006 12:18 PM (bLPT+)

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