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March 21, 2007

'Global Warming' Update: Caption This Jackass!

Posted by: Good Lt. at 09:33 PM | Comments (28) | Add Comment
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1 "So anyway, Bill had his pants down, and he was my boss, so what could I do? I figured it could be worse. It could have been Hilary."

Posted by: Kafir at March 21, 2007 10:54 PM (HsmTD)

2 "I'm so in love my with own hot air, I'm going to plant a kiss on it like it was my wife!"

*shudder*

Posted by: JarvisW at March 21, 2007 11:05 PM (YoqWn)

3 "SSSUUUUUUUWEEEEEIIIIIIIIEEE!!!"

"...that's how I call Tipper for dinner..."

Posted by: mrclark at March 21, 2007 11:08 PM (JTnVc)

"AHHH CRAP! I knew he'd come for my soul, sooner or later, but I was hoping I could buy it back with carbon offsets! "

USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at March 21, 2007 11:11 PM (2OHpj)

5 "Magical thinking! Magical thinking! Magical thinking ... "


                 USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at March 21, 2007 11:12 PM (2OHpj)

6 WHEEEEENNNNNN the

carbon in the sky blocks the moon from your eye

THAT'S A-warmaaaayyyyy...

Posted by: Mike the Marine at March 21, 2007 11:21 PM (Nd6S9)

7 "The planet has a fever... and the only prescription is more cowbell. And if the crib's on fire, you don't speculate that the baby is a flaming retard. You take action."

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8O0O1I00&show_article=1

Posted by: wooga at March 22, 2007 12:09 AM (2YapR)

8 STELLAAAAAA!!!!

Posted by: Good Lt at March 22, 2007 01:03 AM (yMbfY)

9 Let me show you how I invented fire. When I'm done I'll explain how I invented the internet and used it to create global warming hysteria. I'm not kidding about this, I'm totally serial. After I finish my lecture we can hunt manbearpig, they're tasty when grilled over my fire.

Posted by: Powered by Guinness at March 22, 2007 01:20 AM (aa0vK)

10 "There's no way the sun's cyclical variations in output and the earth's processional orbit could be responsible for global warming. The sun, after all, is only about the size of a tennis ball. I mean, I can juggle with the stupid thing. Here, just watch me..."

Posted by: Hucbald at March 22, 2007 03:02 AM (kjzzt)

11 They are on to me God ... give me some heat PLEASE!

Posted by: jack at March 22, 2007 04:35 AM (aitZQ)

12 As I was saying... no... NO...

NOT THE SUN!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Posted by: Joshua Gross at March 22, 2007 08:18 AM (ywj30)

13 And Gore the prophet sayeth, "After this manner therefore pray ye:

Our Gore, Who Art on a Private Jet
Shallow be thy name;
Thy hysteria come,
Thy regulation be done
In Africa as it is in China.
Give us this day our daily offsets
And forgive us our carbon footprint,
As we forgive those who pay us to offset theirs.
Lead us not into rising tides,
But deliver us from drought
For thine is the conflict of interest, and the regulation and the profit for ever and ever.
Gore-men."

Gorethew 6:9-13

Posted by: w3 at March 22, 2007 09:04 AM (9TtwK)

14 jesus? is that you? i'm coming jesus, i'm coming....i see the light...

Posted by: dr. akim ullshitbay at March 22, 2007 09:30 AM (1zEpf)

15 HEAL!!

Posted by: mojo at March 22, 2007 10:02 AM (g1cNf)

16 #13........That's good.......real good!

Posted by: allahakchew at March 22, 2007 11:47 AM (BrndJ)

17 Ole Sole lo shinola

Posted by: allahakchew at March 22, 2007 11:48 AM (BrndJ)

18 Grammy, How I love ya, How I love ya....

Posted by: SeeMonk at March 22, 2007 12:32 PM (yKwZ2)

19 I admit a better comment when I see it. I must salute #13 "And Gore the prophet sayeth" as being the one that made me laugh loudest. Though all are funny, and do damage to the glory of Gore!
USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at March 22, 2007 01:21 PM (2OHpj)

20 No caption but,, Me thinks he looks an awful lot like Jim Jones preaching on the virtues of kool-aide (OH YEAH!).

Posted by: Swamp Rabbit at March 22, 2007 02:05 PM (Ccfzu)

21 The Goreacle demonstrates his astounding ability to conjure pure energy from thin air, thereby reducing his carbon footprint and further justifying his personal consumption of more energy than the entire population of Lithuania.

Posted by: geobandy at March 22, 2007 02:22 PM (m2RwJ)

22 Behold! The Holy Graile!

Posted by: SeeMonk at March 22, 2007 03:15 PM (yKwZ2)

23 Nothing to caption, Algore is reenacting the fight from Rocky 1. I will give you a hint: He is playing Rocky

Posted by: SeeMonk at March 22, 2007 03:19 PM (yKwZ2)

24 I'm on a roll. Bear with me please.

Blazing Saddles reference.

"The Campton Ladies sing this song, Doo Da, Doo Da...

Posted by: SeeMonk at March 22, 2007 03:21 PM (yKwZ2)

25 "I am Al, hear me Gore!"

#13
Gorethew 6:9-13

Great, but the reference might be better as "The Revelation to Al" or "The Gospel According to St. Gore".

The verse might be 16:3 as supposedly Gore said that he believes in "John 16:3" (instead of 3:16). It's kinda funny when you read what that verse says.

Posted by: Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition at March 22, 2007 06:04 PM (OHly/)

26 I am the God of Hell Fire!

Posted by: Vince at March 22, 2007 07:34 PM (7/CSd)

27 I guess it's going to be more flood and gore,
USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at March 22, 2007 11:31 PM (2OHpj)

28 I AM GORE LISTEN TO ME PUNY FOOLS CONSERVE MORE ELECTRICIY SO I CAN HAVE MORE TO WASTE IN MY HOMES

Posted by: sandpiper at March 22, 2007 11:44 PM (u2whF)

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