January 22, 2007

Caption This: Jihadi Archive Edition

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Posted by: Good Lt. at 07:51 AM | Comments (27) | Add Comment
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1 Don't  let his size fool you , this kid's a real blast.!!!!!!

Posted by: Billy at January 22, 2007 09:14 AM (1SzWp)

2 Welcome to the KLAN little man

Posted by: Rightmom at January 22, 2007 09:18 AM (0lpqx)

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Posted by: scaulen at January 22, 2007 09:21 AM (OZn2O)

4 My daddy blew himself up. Now I to too, so my mother and sisters can eat this year. These nice men gave mommy 300 dollars US for me.

Posted by: Darth Odie at January 22, 2007 09:44 AM (2cR/Y)

5 You beat me to it Rightmom.

Posted by: RanbaRal at January 22, 2007 10:07 AM (VvXII)

6 "You're saying we don't care about our kids. This is a racist lie."

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at January 22, 2007 10:12 AM (vixLB)

7 Hot dog salesmen get younger and younger these days,

Posted by: milky pilky at January 22, 2007 10:13 AM (6xl4J)

8

First day of Little League tryouts somewhere in the Middle East


Posted by: Brad at January 22, 2007 10:21 AM (Ignlt)

9 "hold his headstill, Ali, while I check out his package."

Posted by: John at January 22, 2007 11:12 AM (CSFsZ)

10 Don't worry Mahmood...soon you too will have your very own green headband...You only get one after 25 confirmed stonings...Now go kick your pet infidel

Posted by: smitty031 at January 22, 2007 12:20 PM (E+nFP)

11 "The Good Son"

Posted by: Waking Holger at January 22, 2007 12:36 PM (0/c8m)

12 I concur with "Rightmom".  These faceless thugs look just like the Ku Klux Klan. 
 
Frankly, I'd like to have a big convention where all these fascist psychopaths of different flavors could have fun slaughtering one another.  Maybe they'd get it out of their system and stop messing with the normal people that just want to live their own lives. 

Posted by: Jill at January 22, 2007 02:06 PM (j/eWI)

13 The ghosts of suicide bombers past meet with ghost of suicide bombers future....

Posted by: mrclark at January 22, 2007 02:26 PM (tY7kt)

14 Kids... the blow up so soon these days.....

Question: Since the alledged adults here are hiding behind sheets - how brave does that make the Lions of Islam?

Posted by: CrazyFool at January 22, 2007 04:11 PM (eAkkL)

15 KKK, this time with stylish green bands and black suicide belts.

Posted by: Racer-X at January 22, 2007 06:08 PM (lHkqt)

16 FRIGGIN IDIOTS. Muslims are not allowed in the Klan. They are allowed in the democrat party.
If you left it up to the Klan there wouldn't be a muslim in America.

Posted by: greyrooster at January 22, 2007 07:24 PM (w+w6p)

17 The Religion of Blown-to-Pieces

Posted by: Rob at January 22, 2007 07:51 PM (PvXLM)

18 Another orphan made by "collateral damage" joins the ranks of terrorists.

Posted by: WormSplatter at January 22, 2007 08:28 PM (heS+8)

19 "Sorry Johnny.  All out of Presidents!"



Posted by: Fred Fry at January 22, 2007 08:32 PM (hLi8T)

20 Hey boy: Did you see "Porky's Part II? Have you seen my weiner?"

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at January 23, 2007 12:51 AM (abVz3)

21 "These red candles say merry Christmas with a bang."

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at January 23, 2007 01:08 AM (abVz3)

22 "Hey boy! You look mighty fine in this suicide belt!"

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at January 23, 2007 01:09 AM (abVz3)

23 "Ahh! Brother Abdul gropes his crotch while brother Ahmed fucks him from behind! Allahu ahkbar!"

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at January 23, 2007 01:14 AM (abVz3)

24 "Hernia or not, I want this boy to sit on my lap!"




Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at January 23, 2007 01:17 AM (abVz3)

25 "Ooh! His testes feel delicious Abdul!" "Save some for me Muhammad! He's just the right size for a face-pumping beer coaster!" "Ah, yes, the Westerners don't appreciate our sexually tolerant culture, Abdul."




Ass-pumping good times follow.



Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at January 23, 2007 01:24 AM (abVz3)

26 Your little sister managed to carry three belts.

Posted by: Marmite at January 23, 2007 04:05 AM (dqzdo)

27

"This reminds me of the time I married your mom. You know she was about your age then...."


 


USA all the way!


Posted by: Michael Weaver at January 24, 2007 04:57 AM (2OHpj)

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