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October 10, 2006

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UPDATE: Winner - Stewed Hamm: "Go sneaking around with my camel, will you?"

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Posted by: Good Lt. at 01:20 PM | Comments (21) | Add Comment
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1 If you give an Iraqi broken blocks, he'll have broken blocks.......If you teach an Iraqi to break blocks, he'll do his own damn remodeling.

Posted by: Billy at October 10, 2006 02:42 PM (nlgQw)

2 As directed by two Muslim fascist-coaches, Islamic world citizens practicing for the next scripted Muslim worldwide "Day of ____Rage" (fill in the blank.)

Posted by: abovethefold at October 10, 2006 03:04 PM (H1vQ3)

3 The Basra Quizno's offers up a "Man-Wich"

Posted by: wooga at October 10, 2006 03:23 PM (tAB8A)

4 "You will like this one hoMohammed...I learned this from Gerry Studds years ago at an S and M party for weird homebuilders."

Posted by: Steve Sharon at October 10, 2006 03:29 PM (imwEl)

5 No, wait! I'll take the water-boarding. I'll take the water-boarding!!

Posted by: Steven L. at October 10, 2006 04:30 PM (5UO9n)

6 Sunnis nostalgic for the Baath era have begun re-creating some of Uday and Qusay's favorite pasttimes.

Posted by: Eric J at October 10, 2006 05:03 PM (5PRM2)

7 Let's try this again, shall we...who's your favorite President again?

Posted by: Gleep! at October 10, 2006 05:05 PM (UHKaK)

8 The top two slabs are just about to fall off. I'll bet this fellow lost a couple of teeth in this prank.

Posted by: krinkrayyado at October 10, 2006 06:02 PM (VkHfx)

9 It's Saddam, it's Saddam, now please stop the real torture and return us to the Americans, where they torture us with all the best foods in the World, and make us fat. The infidel dogs!

Posted by: jesusland joe at October 10, 2006 07:04 PM (rUyw4)

10 These halal pizzas are not only a bitch to slice but you have to be strong to stomach them.

Posted by: Jester at October 10, 2006 07:26 PM (TuAMG)

11 Another successful demonstration of the bed of nails trick in the Physics 101 class at Baghdad University. Many nails no big deal, one nail, well no thanks!

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at October 10, 2006 07:51 PM (FES9D)

12 Isn't that guys name Mustif Bin Nawty?

Posted by: davec at October 10, 2006 08:52 PM (QkWqQ)

13 Unfortunately, Leiutenant, you almost never find the IDF soldiers lying on a bed of nails with cement blocks on their stomachs. And when you do, you never have a sledge hammer.

Posted by: mojo at October 10, 2006 10:24 PM (vPhnO)

14 Go sneaking around with my camel, will you?

Posted by: Stewed Hamm at October 11, 2006 01:27 AM (TV64i)

Yep, if you're gonna be dumb ya gotta be tough. Now if I had my druthers I'd be the one swinging the bat, not lying down on a bed of nails waiting for it. But I dunno, maybe that's just me.

Posted by: Subvet at October 11, 2006 02:26 AM (DNVxw)

16 Hmm, time to get my eyes checked again. I thought it was a bat at first, now I see it's a sledgehammer. Ooops. Bet the guy on the bed of nails knew the difference.

Posted by: Subvet at October 11, 2006 02:28 AM (DNVxw)

17 We won't stop this punishment until you martyr your children!!

Posted by: Big White Infidel at October 11, 2006 08:02 AM (MQaqg)

18 Dermatologist Medhi Zitadenajad employes new treatment on Alah Alahdink, who suffers from severe acne on his back.

Posted by: Doug Fitzpatrick at October 11, 2006 10:16 AM (CSFsZ)

Now you too can have Abs of Steel with our newly patented pin-cushion/Sledge Hammer training. As you can see, our latest trainee won the Islamist Fear Factor edition on Al-Jazeera...

Posted by: Joshua Gross at October 11, 2006 10:25 AM (ywj30)

20 Realizing that Democrats can't get the concept of the threat to terrorism through their thick heads, an advisor to the president tries another tactic.

... or ...

The Democratic website shows US troops trainign for deployment in Afghanistan.

Posted by: yo at October 11, 2006 10:36 AM (fkcf6)

21 Dad, do you remember all those times you told me that I'd never amount to anything? How wrong you must feel now...

Thanks, Good Lt.!

Posted by: Stewed Hamm at October 16, 2006 05:08 AM (IoR5s)

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