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April 20, 2006

Free Breast Exams

(Lauderdale Lakes, Florida) A 76-year-old door-to-door illegal breast examiner, Philip Winikoff, was arrested for playing doctor and sexually assaulting women.

From Local10.com:

The man found at least two Lauderdale Lakes women who took him up on his offer.
One 36-year-old woman said she let Winikoff into her apartment. She (sic) after he touched her breasts, he moved his hand to her genitals. She said one (sic) she realized that Winikoff was not a real doctor and she called the Broward Sheriff's Office.
Investigators said by that time, Winikoff had already found another victim; a 33-year-old woman who lives in the same complex. That woman told deputies that Winikoff also sexually assaulted her.

Obviously, Winikoff didn't read the rule book which specifies that a person must quit playing doctor after promotion from grade school. Winikoff instead might want to consider playing a congressman. By his picture, there's a remarkable resemblance to Rep. Jack Murtha of Pennsylvania who has recently shown that he would help the country more by being a breast examiner. Okay, that was a cheap shot. I apologize.

Winikoff has been booked into the Broward County Jail on sexual assault charges.

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Posted by: Mike Pechar at 08:15 AM | Comments (16) | Add Comment
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1 Looks more like Henry Hyde to me, but then, I don't do cheap shots...

Posted by: jd at April 20, 2006 08:18 AM (uT71O)

2 Hmmmmmm.......I never thought of that.....But who is to be pitied more; Dr. Winikoff Wannabe, or the women he duped.

Posted by: n.a. palm at April 20, 2006 08:34 AM (NGBpE)

3 Truth is stranger than fiction. LOL

Posted by: Howie at April 20, 2006 08:42 AM (D3+20)

4 There's a man who knows what he wants and goes for it!

Posted by: dcb at April 20, 2006 08:43 AM (8e/V4)

5 So now you need a license to be a "breast examiner?"

Sheesh!

Posted by: mrclark at April 20, 2006 09:13 AM (S76hi)

6 Door to door breast inspector? Why did I waste my time attending university?

Posted by: Graeme at April 20, 2006 09:16 AM (xnfHT)

7 Me and a buddy actually did this in college. There were a lot of booths set up for something the student union was doing and we set up one with a sign that read 'Free Breast and Pelvic Exams By Pre-Med and Computer Science Students.' We were flashed a couple of times and got dates for that weekend but didn't get to perform any exams. The only difference is that we didn't pass ourselves off as doctors and we had the girls come to us.

Posted by: slug at April 20, 2006 12:27 PM (wYW63)

8 What ever happen to not opening your door to strangers. Did those women not learn that early in life?

Besides, you can tell that man has crazy eye.

Posted by: Leatherneck at April 20, 2006 03:53 PM (D2g/j)

9 Well, you certainly can't fault the old bastard for trying.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at April 20, 2006 09:07 PM (0yYS2)

10 Woman are so whiny. I'd be a little mad if a woman gave me a free prostate exam, but I wouldn't call the cops. Well, maybe, if she made me cough.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at April 20, 2006 09:16 PM (RHG+K)

11 It's nice to see an elderly man who takes up a hobby in his golden years.

Posted by: nuthin2seehere at April 21, 2006 02:22 AM (blNMI)

12 I hadn't seen his picture! I don't think he was capable of finding the breasts, do you?

Let's face it. This was his only hope.

;-)

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at April 21, 2006 07:25 AM (MuIif)

13 ALL YOU PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT YOUR MOUTHS! THIS MAN IS MY GRANDFATHER AND I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOU GUYS MAKING FUN OF HIM ABOUT HIS EYES OR WHATEVER! HE'S AN ELDERLY MAN AND IF YA'LL HAVE HALF A BRAIN YOUD REALIZE THAT AS YOU GROW OLDERS YOUR EYES GET BAD AND YOU NEED GLASSES. I DONT WANT TO HEAR ALL THIS SHIT FROM YOU. HE'S A WONDERFUL LOVING MAN. AND ANYONE WHO'S MET HIM KNOWS THAT. THIS IS ALL BULL SHIT. PEOPLE THESSE DAYS DISGUIST ME. I CANT BELIEVE PEOPLE WOULD MAKE UP CRAP LIKE THIS. I KNOW HE DIDNT DO IT SO WHY DONT YOU ALL JUST SHUT YOUR FRIGGIN MOUTHS AND LEAVE THIS MAN ALONE!!??

Posted by: Jill at April 24, 2006 06:42 PM (kJMyI)

14 i agree with jill she is my best friend and i kno that man never would have done nething like that and all you people who believe he did need a serious and embracing reality check!if that man is anything like his grandaugter he si a very loving man who is caring and nice to everyone no matter what neone says or does towards him I DO NOT BELIEVE HE WOULDVE DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT AND THAT WOMEN IS JUST IN IT FOR THE ATTENTION AND MONEY SO SCREW HER LEAVE THIS MAN ALONE!! JILL IS MY BEST FRIEND AND I KNOW NEONE RELATED TO HER WOULD NEVER EVER DO NETHING LIKE THIS EVR EVR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Brandi at April 24, 2006 06:54 PM (Ffvoi)

15 Dammit,
That old fart is making us legitimate door
to door breast examiners look like a bunch
of perverts. What a chump!

Posted by: Dr Boobie at April 25, 2006 10:16 PM (UC0in)

16 Breast sex ever! Now that's a retirement hobby I can get behind, or in front of. Good clean sex.

Posted by: sex machine at May 03, 2006 11:12 AM (xYcC2)

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